Take a Sip of Milk to Calm My Nerves, the Whole Family is Waiting for Me to Save Them – Chapter 71

Ch 71: Change in Divinatory Symbols

It is said that Imperial Preceptor Yue Wen of Great Zhou only performs divination and fortune-telling during the annual sacrificial ceremony, and even His Majesty does not have the special honor of making an exception.

Jiang Yuming’s excited heart, trembling hands.

“Can you really do divination for me? Will it calculate something bad?”

This really stumped Yue Wen, because no one had ever asked him this question.

“I don’t know.” Yue Wen is the Imperial Preceptor, not a god.

Jiang Yuming had a look of going all out, and knelt down towards the Imperial Preceptor with a “plop”, blurting out: “I beg the Imperial Preceptor to save my dog’s life!”

Everyone: “???”

Chou Chou: 【Uncle Cat, I suspect there’s something wrong with the script I’m holding!】

Can someone like this really work with her to bring down the male and female leads?

If the male and female leads come to her door with knives in the future, will she also kneel down and shout “Spare me, fish”?

Too outrageous!

Yue Wen was stunned for a moment, then picked up Jiang Yuming with a wry smile.

As expected of the Imperial Preceptor, he lifted up the overweight weight of eighty *tael* at once.

【Finally know why people say Taoists’ fortune-telling is accurate, if it’s not accurate, they also know some martial arts.】

The Su family brothers who heard Chou Chou’s inner voice seemed to see Yue Wen’s strong muscles under his spring shirt.

Su Xiucheng: Fortunately, I didn’t say the mung bean cake was bad just now!

After Yue Wen heard Jiang Yuming’s troubles, he was even more troubled than him, “Your forehead is full, your three courts and five eyes have no defects, and looking at your fortune, although it is not a star descending from the sky, it is also a life of great wealth and honor, how could you be so unlucky?”

Jiang Yuming: “I also think I look pretty good, but I don’t know why I’ve been unlucky since I was a child, but it’s been much better in recent years, and I almost lost my life when I was a child.”

Yue Wen became interested, asked for a tortoise shell for divination, lifted his robe and sat down on the spot, and warmly invited them to sit down together.

“Divination only requires sincerity, no need to burn incense and bathe, now is the best time for us to connect with heaven and earth.”

A group of children sat around him on the ground, with one lying on their legs.

Chou Chou pushed Yue Wen, urging him to start quickly, she had never seen what an old friend’s calculation looked like. The tortoise shell in front of him looked like Xuanwu’s shell, where did he get it?

“Who has copper coins?”

This embarrassed several young masters, and they all shook their heads.

“You don’t have any money?”

They looked at each other, and Jiang Yuming explained: “We don’t have copper coins, will broken silver pieces work?”

Yue Wen: He underestimated the financial resources of today’s children.

Chou Chou didn’t know what she was digging out of her arms, Yue Wen awkwardly hugged her twisting body, seriously suspecting that she had fleas on her body.

Chou Chou didn’t know what Yue Wen was thinking, otherwise she would definitely let him see what a Chou Chou who was unreasonable was like!

She took out three copper coins from her arms, and with a flick of her small hand, the three copper coins fell on the tortoise shell one after another, making a crisp sound.

【I hate every rich person in this world!】

Some children superficially have silver, but in reality, they can’t even take out three copper coins; while some children have a stack of land deeds, house deeds, and fields, but in reality, they only have three copper coins on them.

【Tsk, here, for you!】

This was still given to her by her Second Brother just now, anyway, it’s not her own money, so she doesn’t feel bad about giving it away.

Yue Wen sighed: “Then let’s do it this way.”

He only had broken silver, no copper coins.

He asked Jiang Yuming to personally put the three copper coins into the Xuanwu tortoise shell, and then asked him to concentrate and calm his breath, only thinking about the things he could think of in his heart.

The dark Xuanwu tortoise shell with years on it is nothing special in the eyes of outsiders, but it is the inheritance of Yue Wen’s master.

White and clean hands held up the Xuanwu tortoise shell and placed it on the heart, emptying the mind until there were no distracting thoughts before starting. Yue Wen held the tortoise shell high above the *tianling* and shook it three times, then shook it three times close to the heart in a parallel place, and finally moved it down and shook it three times.

He opened his eyes and poured the three copper coins on the ground at once.

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“Two heads and one tail, and two heads sandwiching one tail. Double yang in yin, dividing one into two. The two cooperate, yin reaches one death, the latter is life. Divide yin and yang equally, a method of perfection.”

Yue Wen looked at Jiang Yuming and shook his head slightly.

This child’s fate is extremely good, but he must share his life with others. He vaguely calculated that he had a death tribulation in his fate, which was unsolvable with his power.

Yue Wen was about to open his mouth when Chou Chou, who was lying on his leg, suddenly fell down. Where did he have time to care about the divinatory symbols, he subconsciously grabbed Chou Chou’s collar, but he was still a step late and only picked up her two small feet.

Chou Chou’s head was down, her hands were on the ground, and her two legs were being held upside down.

【Phew! Fortunately, Uncle Cat made me exercise, otherwise I definitely wouldn’t be able to hold on!】

The brothers who were so frightened that their souls were about to be lost: It’s clear that the Imperial Preceptor was quick-witted!

Su Jingwen snatched Chou Chou from Yue Wen’s hands and hugged her, slapping her butt twice unceremoniously, “Why are you moving around, how many lives do you have to fall!”

If such a small child bumped into the back of their head, would they still live!

Chou Chou just wanted to change direction to see clearly what the divinatory symbols were, who knew she couldn’t stabilize and fell headlong.

She knew she was in the wrong and didn’t make a fuss even after being spanked by Third Brother, smiling ingratiatingly at the two of them, and shamelessly rubbed over to them when she saw their gloomy faces.

【Hehe, Brother, don’t be angry. Chou Chou is a Little Koi, she has a long life!】

Su Jingwen didn’t say anything, just hugged the restless Chou Chou tighter.

Next, Chou Chou is not allowed to leave his arms!

Seeing that Chou Chou was okay, everyone was relieved.

Yue Wen looked at the divinatory symbols again and there was a new change.

When Chou Chou fell just now, her hands touched the three copper coins, and now the placement of the three copper coins has changed.

“The divinatory symbols have changed.”

Su Jingwen slapped Chou Chou’s butt twice again, “I told you to make trouble! Do you know how difficult it is to get the Imperial Preceptor’s divination!”

Chou Chou was so anxious that her eyes turned red, and she stretched out her hands towards Yue Wen, 【Wuwuwu, Uncle, hug, Chou Chou will give you good luck, you can do another divination for Brother Yuming!】

【Chou Chou begs you!】

The pleading Little Koi did not attract Yue Wen’s slightest attention. He stared at the divinatory symbols for a long time, and suddenly smiled: “The death tribulation has been resolved, Little Friend Yuming’s fortunes have turned for the better!”

“There’s still a death tribulation?” Jiang Yuming’s face turned green and white, “Imperial Preceptor, what exactly is wrong with me?”

Yue Wen: “The divinatory symbols just now showed that you will have a death tribulation in the next few years, and your family will suffer, which is unsolvable with my power. But Chou Chou changed the divinatory symbols before I opened my mouth, and the double yang overlapped on the yin. The death tribulation has been broken, the two will live together, the family will be safe, and everything will be auspicious!”

“Hahaha, Little Friend Yuming has met a noble person.” Yue Wen pointed at Chou Chou, “The cause and effect of fate are difficult to break through, you should thank Chou Chou.”

“Will I still be so unlucky in the future?” Jiang Yuming asked casually, thinking of his death tribulation, now he thinks it’s okay to be unlucky, at least he’s still alive, “Forget it, Imperial Preceptor, I’m not greedy, it’s good to be alive.”

“Don’t worry, your good fortune has arrived, and bad luck will be dispelled in the future.”

Jiang Yuming: “!!!”

“Chou Chou, you are my great benefactor!”

Chou Chou, who thought she had caused trouble just now, instantly perked up, her little head held high, with a proud face: 【Hmph, I said I was a lucky Koi! How could I cause trouble!】

Before she could be rampant for a while, Yue Wen spoke again: “But there is one more thing.”

“What’s the matter?” Jiang Yuming was most afraid of twists and turns, there’s definitely no good thing!

Yue Wen asked him: “Could you have twin brothers?”

“No.”

Yue Wen put away his things and shook his head: “You should go back and ask your elders to find out before answering me. Bring your answer in three days.”

I just realized that the Imperial Preceptor is called “Yue Wen”… Hahaha, I really don’t know what I was thinking when I came up with this name!