Take a Sip of Milk to Calm My Nerves, the Whole Family is Waiting for Me to Save Them – Chapter 67

Ch 67: Uncle Cat

When the Wen Yang Marquis ran over, panting, he learned that the Imperial Preceptor had already left.

“Why did the Imperial Preceptor come?”

Yun Jinglan shook her head: “I don’t know. He praised Chou Chou and then left.”

“Praised Chou Chou?” The Wen Yang Marquis looked at his little granddaughter, completely baffled.

Back then, the Crown Prince, who was skilled in both literary and martial arts and had the Late Emperor’s demeanor, followed the Imperial Preceptor to study Taoism. He was scolded five times in three days, punished to copy twenty times in seven days, and directly sent back to the Imperial Palace in half a month.

Even the Crown Prince didn’t get a single good word, but their Chou Chou received praise upon their first meeting?

The Wen Yang Marquis, his old face wrinkled with smiles, continued to praise, “As expected of our Chou Chou, so amazing!”

【Nowhere, nowhere, she’s just the most amazing at home!】

Su Yunyi was surprised; this was quite a thick-skinned chubby little sister.

But what happened to his grandfather’s voice?

“Grandfather, is your throat unwell?”

A bit affected, a bit scary.

The Wen Yang Marquis was full of tenderness towards Chou Chou, the iron-willed man directly transforming into a granddaughter-doting fool, but towards Su Yunyi, he raised a thick eyebrow, his face fierce: “You little brat, I’m very well! But you won’t be for long!”

“You ran off to study with that Ling Yun without a word, and didn’t even come back for the New Year! If you run off again without saying a word, I’ll break your dog legs!”

Su Yunyi, after being scolded, quietly breathed a sigh of relief. His grandfather’s voice was full of energy when scolding people; it was the familiar grandfather he knew.

Not sick, and not possessed by evil.

He nodded obediently: “Grandfather’s teachings are correct; your grandson is educated.”

The Wen Yang Marquis ignored him. He understood this grandson of his; he seemed to have the best temper, but in reality, he had the most stubborn personality. He was a man of strong opinions; otherwise, he wouldn’t have run off to study without a word because of some busybody’s comment that “all his achievements were due to the Marquis Mansion’s glory.”

However, it was good for young people to travel and broaden their horizons. After being away for a year, he was tanned and thinner, but his eyes and temperament had changed, so he must have improved.

“I also brought a gift for Chou Chou this time.”

Su Yunyi knew that everyone in the family liked Chou Chou very much, so he immediately tried to please her. The half-cart of gifts outside would definitely earn him a scolding-free pass.

【I love Second Brother so much! Second Brother brought gifts for Chou Chou!】

【Second Brother is the best brother in the world!】

【Second Brother is good, Second Brother is handsome, Second Brother is Chou Chou’s precious darling!】

The truthful confessions, one after another, made Su Yunyi dizzy. He was so pleased that he was almost wagging his tail.

Children don’t lie; these are all truthful confessions!

Su Yunyi straightened his back and waved his long sleeves: “I’ll have someone…”

“Thump!”

Before he could finish speaking, there was a solid thud, and the black cat made a dazzling appearance!

“Meow~” Oh, long time no see~

Su Yunyi’s smile froze. He was done for; he forgot that he also brought back a black cat to scare Chou Chou. But didn’t he have someone lock the cat in the west wing of the backyard? How did it find its way here?

The smile on Chou Chou’s lips gradually disappeared, and she was just short of carving the words “unbelievable” on her face.

【Is this the gift Second Brother gave me?】

No, how could anyone give such a terrifying being as a gift!

Su Yunyi wanted to explain, but he couldn’t say a word.

It was his fault!

The whole family knew that Chou Chou wasn’t fond of cats, so they all cast blaming glances at Su Yunyi.

You brat, you came back and immediately made Chou Chou unhappy!

Chou Chou nestled in her mother’s arms, her little hands pressed together as she quietly watched the black cat, which was obediently squatting there.

【Uncle Cat, why did you come too?】

Everyone: “???”

Is this a familiar cat?

The Qilin Cat Immortal Cat meowed seriously at Chou Chou. Although everyone couldn’t understand cat language, they could imagine Uncle Cat wearing a long robe and educating his stupid granddaughter.

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【Uncle Cat, did you also secretly read the Clan Leader’s romance novels?】

“Meow!” Stupid fish, who’s as bored as you!

“Aww meow!” I’m here to supervise you!

Chou Chou said aggrievedly: 【Okay, okay, I knew it!】

“Meow woo woo!” Chou Chou rolls up her sleeves and works hard, defeat the male and female leads and you will be the biggest villain!

【Chou Chou, work hard!】

The people who were eavesdropping on Chou Chou’s thoughts were half-dead with anxiety, not knowing what they were talking about.

What is Chou Chou working hard for?

What can she do with her small size!

Also, what’s going on with this cat? A monster?

Su Yunyi guiltily touched his nose. This cat appeared strangely. After he received the family letter and learned that Chou Chou didn’t like cats, it suddenly appeared in his room.

Ordinary cats would run away when they saw people, but it was acting like an old god, wanting to stage an accident. Although he had the idea of teasing his younger sister, he also partly thought that it was a stray cat that he wanted to adopt.

Who knew he would invite an ancestor back, and even have his seniority raised.

“Grandfather, Mother, I’ll go back first.”

Su Yunyi ran away as if his soles were greased.

Chou Chou’s eyes sparkled: 【Mother, take Uncle Cat back.】

Yun Jinglan hesitated. Was it okay to keep a monster at home?

【Aww, Uncle Cat, look, my mother is hesitating, so we can’t keep you. Bye-bye, Chou Chou is free!】

The little fish fry is out and about, not listening to the elders at home!

Immortal Cat flicked its tail, looked up at Yun Jinglan, “Meow?” Not keeping me?

Yun Jinglan: “Keep him!”

Of course, she would keep him, with Chou Chou like this. If no one was watching her, she might fly to the sky.

If someone could keep this little thing in check, it would be fine to keep a monster at home, even a Buddha!

Coincidentally, the Wen Yang Marquis thought the same way.

Chou Chou was shocked!

They didn’t object at all; they didn’t know how terrifying Uncle Cat was.

It hurt when he hit the little fish fry!

Chou Chou didn’t know why the Jinli Clan had a Qilin.

An older male Qilin is online taking care of a cub, and will beat it if it doesn’t listen!

【Mother, listen to me, the Qilin is not as good as the Jinli for attracting wealth!】

Qilin?!

Not a monster, but a divine beast?

Then we must keep it even more.

Under Chou Chou’s protests, her Uncle Cat successfully moved in next door to her.

The little Koi, who had lost her soul, collapsed on the bed, unmoving. Immortal Cat jumped onto the bed, rubbed its paws on Chou Chou’s clothes a few times, and then nestled beside Chou Chou, constantly pushing her head with its paws.

Chou Chou disgustedly turned her head to the side.

If you say it’s not picky, it knows to wipe its paws; if you say it’s picky, it’s using her clothes!

“Meow?” Little fish fry?

【What?】

“Meow aww aww?” Do you know your mission?

【Always keep it in mind!】

“Bang!”

The cat’s paw landed heavily on the bed board. The little fish fry can already lie after going out for a trip!

The male lead has already gone out to cause trouble, but she only knows how to eat and sleep!

“Meow woo woo!” Get up, do your mission!

【Can you not make things difficult for someone who is only four months old?】

Immortal Cat disgustedly circled Chou Chou with its tail, resting its head on the side of her head. The children in the clan these days are no good; their Clan Leader was able to dominate the village at the age of three!

Never mind, let her grow a bit more!

Start making a plan tomorrow, strive to kill the male lead before the age of one, cripple the female lead before the age of two, and successfully return home before the age of three!

Shake paws, we can do it!

Chou Chou: Please, Uncle Cat, let me go!