Failed Awakening, Summoning a Divine Beast, I Take Off On the Spot – Chapter 18

Ch 18: Team Up Invitation

Just then, the vibration of his phone interrupted his thoughts, and an information prompt sounded.

Chu Qiu opened his phone, the message was from a Minotaur named “Brave Niu Niu Doesn’t Fear Difficulties”, and looking at the notes, it turned out to be Mentor Xiao Ya.

The message content was short and direct: “Chu Qiu, are you asleep?”

Looking at these five words on the screen, Chu Qiu couldn’t help but look blank: Could it be that the beautiful mentor is afraid of loneliness and cold, as a pure little virgin, should I warm the bed first? Or should I directly offer myself to her…

Just as he was about to reply, a new line of text popped up in the dialogue box: “City Lord Fang asked me to ask for your opinion, are you willing to team up with Fang Yan tomorrow?”

After reading it, Chu Qiu smiled dumbly: With my strength, I can solo if I want to solo, and I can solo if I want a group attack, teaming up with Fang Yan, did my brain get farted on or kicked by a donkey?

“City Lord Fang’s kindness is really too respectful to refuse, after thinking it over and over again, I feel ashamed to accept it, so…”

Chu Qiu was just about to refuse, when the word “free” popped up in the dialogue box, his hand trembled, and he sent the words he had typed and was about to delete.

“?” Immediately afterwards, an expression popped up in the dialogue box, Chu Qiu could imagine Xiao Ya’s expression at this time.

“Secret Realm entrance, see you there!”

Chu Qiu replied quickly, a second late would be disrespecting the word “free”.

Riding a bicycle to a bar, save where you should save, spend where you should spend, after all, I’m too poor.

Besides, there’s a beauty in front, and free stuff behind, using this to test cadres, I ask, which cadre can withstand this kind of test?

“Okay, you tell me, what is the benefit of having two eyes?”

Xiao Ya didn’t dwell on this question any longer, and asked inexplicably.

“If one is blind, there’s still another one.”

Chu Qiu felt that Xiao Ya must have seen something she shouldn’t have seen, and didn’t ask in detail, just casually replied.

Returning to the interface, looking at the 99+ messages in the class group, he opened it for a quick glance, imperial decree.

Little Mushroom with an Umbrella: “Who knows Fang Yan, please introduce me!”

Cai Daqi Cu: “Who pees a lot, pee him awake, except for diabetics, can’t let him taste any sweetness.”

Toilet Dou Qu Wan: “Those with yellow urine, follow up, give him some color to see.”

Chrysanthemum Smashes Big Stone: “Those with kidney stones, stand forward, knock him well.”

Yin You Xiao Xue: “Those with aunties please avoid, can’t let him get redder and redder!”

…….

After thinking about it, he didn’t meet any of the conditions, Chu Qiu put down his phone, and shyly shouted again: “Life and Death Unite, Invincible Under Heaven, Appear!”

He brought up the Book of Life and Death, clicked on the Destiny Divination function, and used this rare free opportunity without hesitation.

The pointer and wheel spun wildly, and finally gradually stopped at –━ Water Marsh Knot Gua. Conferred Gods after Slaying Generals.

Immediately afterwards, two lines of mysterious and ancient characters appeared on the light screen.

“Image: When the time comes, Jiang Taigong will be in luck, ascending the stage to confer gods brings joy, all the gods will step down here, and even if there is misfortune, it will not be a disaster.”

“Judgment: Taigong’s conferring of gods is extraordinary, seeking money and wealth is not difficult, transactions and partnerships are auspicious and joyful, diseases and disputes are eliminated and peaceful. The monthly decree is strong, the reputation is greatly spread, the lost will be found, and official matters are not a problem.”

After reading the analysis, Chu Qiu was overjoyed, great luck, chicken tonight!

In a great mood, he looked at the time, nearly midnight, said good night to the moon, and went to dreamland.

Waking up early in the morning, refreshed, he made breakfast, and told Xia Mo to eat well and be careful on the road.

Because it was her brother’s first time entering a Secret Realm, Xia Mo was obviously not well-rested, her eyes were red.

Seeing this, Chu Qiu touched her head and comforted her with kind words before stopping the worry in her heart.

Not far from the house, Chu Qiu actually saw a taxi parked on the side of the road in this remote wilderness, the car body was shaking slightly, as if it was doing some strange movements in an arching manner.

Life is full of surprises, FOLLOWME! Let’s start the live broadcast!

However, when he walked to the front of the car, he found that there was only one girl in the car, her face was slightly red, but her clothes were neat, and he felt bored.

He opened the door and sat in the back row, told the driver girl the destination, and began to close his eyes to rest.

After a while, the vehicle still hadn’t started, Chu Qiu opened his eyes and reminded the girl that she could start driving. 🀀

After hearing this, the driver girl nodded deeply, as if she was performing some kind of ritual.

She took a deep breath, and muttered in her mouth: “Step on the clutch, shift gears, turn the steering wheel…”

“Press the horn, release the clutch, step on the gas.” Chu Qiu couldn’t help but mutter along.

“Okay, step on the gas!” The driver girl nodded solemnly, and the car began to move forward with a trembling motion.

Damn, the words “dumbfounded” in large, bold, and enlarged letters appeared on Chu Qiu’s face at that time.

It’s true that wherever there are people, there are ghosts, and all the trouble comes from the mouth, why am I so cheap-mouthed.

Half an hour later, looking at Chu Qiu, who walked out of the driver’s seat with a resentful expression, Xiao Ya and Fang Yan, who were standing in the Secret Realm Plaza, had question marks all over their faces.

“How can you two vulgar people understand what I do?” He took out money, turned around, and walked towards them dashingly.

Xiao Ya briefly introduced Fang Yan and Chu Qiu to each other, and then hurriedly rushed back to school to deal with affairs, leaving the two of them in place, the atmosphere was a bit subtle for a while.

“Girl, are you willing to experience the feeling of heart-to-heart, body-to-body with me?”

🀀 　　Chu Qiu looked at Fang Yan, who had nothing to say in front of him, and pointed to the Secret Realm. 🀀

Fang Yan couldn’t help but be stunned in her heart: “Big brother, is this too hasty? You don’t have to be so anxious to die, right?”

Shouldn’t the process before entering the Secret Realm be to get to know each other first? The kind that knows the roots and the bottom!

Faced with Chu Qiu’s unreasonableness, Fang Yan couldn’t help but deeply question this “dragon among men” recommended to her by her old father.

“Oh, looking at your expression, you haven’t eaten yet, right? I knew you little girls are unreliable, here, take this to fill your stomach.”

Chu Qiu noticed Fang Yan’s hesitation, took out a steaming pancake from his pocket, and handed it to her.

“Unreliable? Me?”

Fang Yan looked at the pancake in front of her, and then looked at Chu Qiu’s distressed expression, and didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

She really wanted to ask who was unreliable, but then she thought, anyway, no one will die in the novice Secret Realm, people teach people and can’t teach, things teach people once and they will learn.

When the martial world is dangerous, if it doesn’t work, we’ll withdraw, which can be regarded as letting him learn a lesson.

“I’ve eaten, thank you!”

🀀 　　She didn’t know what would happen if she continued, and whether she would become a lunatic. 🀀

“Take it, eat it casually, if you get fat, we’ll do exercise to lose weight together, add a friend first.”

The two added each other as friends, and Chu Qiu took a photo of the two of them extremely smoothly, and sent it to the class group, hiding his merit and fame.

Yu City is a small marginal city, and there are only 《Skeleton Throne》 and 《Goblin’s Feast》 two Bronze Secret Realms, and the rank requirements are all Tier One to Tier Ten.

“Which one do we choose?” Chu Qiu looked at the two Secret Realms, there wasn’t much difference, and then pointed his finger casually, “Let’s go with this one, let’s go!”

Fang Yan had just thought that Chu Qiu was still normal, at least he knew to ask his teammates for their opinions, when she saw that he had already walked towards the 《Goblin’s Feast》 Secret Realm entrance, and could only follow helplessly.

After walking a few steps, Chu Qiu suddenly stepped aside, signaling Fang Yan to go first, and then she heard the voice of the Secret Realm guard: “Welcome, 2000 per person.”

“You and I have no fate, it all depends on me spending money.” Fang Yan muttered, but still paid the money readily.

The entrance to the “Goblin’s Feast” Secret Realm is a slowly rotating black hole, the edges are torn by invisible forces, emitting a dim and mysterious light.