I’m Still Practicing Martial Arts, But How Did My Daughter Become an Immortal? – Chapter 23

Ch 23: The Brain Follows the Butt

After a while, Lin Tian walked out of the kitchen.

He specially added two dishes, all from the sign-in rewards. There was no way to finish them all.

Pang Tong and the other were fighting a b*oody battle against the door panel, while Lin Tian looked at the three items on the table.

A sword, a pearl, and a cultivation method.

Lin Tian gently stroked the scabbard. The silver-white characters “Ice Soul” were engraved on the sword hilt, forming a sharp contrast with the blue scabbard, clear and elegant.

He gently pressed the sword catch. With a “clang” sound, the long sword came out of its sheath, and a deep blue color came into view.

Lin Tian held the sword in his hand, and a cool sensation came from the hilt, penetrating his heart, as if he were holding a piece of ice tightly in his hand.

With a gentle wave, the blade cut through the air, bringing with it a slight sound of air being torn.

“Good sword, good sword.”

Then Lin Tian picked up the pearl. The white pearl emitted a faint light under the sun, the light was bright but not dazzling.

The pearl was heavy in his hand, and a warm sensation spread in his palm.

Lin Tian was a little puzzled: “This… this wouldn’t be a night-shining pearl, would it?”

It can be seen glowing under the sun. If it were at night, candles would be saved.

It would directly become a natural incandescent lamp, wouldn’t that be wonderful?

Lin Tian laughed “haha”.

Where did Zhang Erhe get it from?

But thinking about it, it’s normal to have some treasures with the Zhang Family as a behemoth behind him.

As for the last cultivation method, Lin Tian glanced at it roughly. It was similar to his Eternal Youth Art.

They were both low-grade cultivation methods, just right for Pang Tong and the others to practice. After all, it wouldn’t work to just have them work without giving them food.

He had to give them some benefits.

For Lin Tian, for low-grade Internal Energy Cultivation Method, it was fine to use the Eternal Youth Art. They were all the same anyway.

Unless he could sign-in and get peerless cultivation methods like the Beiming Divine Skill, otherwise, he would just muddle along.

There was no need to look at that box. It was likely full of gold, silver, and jewelry.

Lin Tian didn’t value wealth very much. Enough was enough, so he didn’t care much.

“I said, aren’t you annoying?”

“I can tell you, my master has a bad temper. If you keep pestering me, be careful I’ll twist your head off and kick it like a ball.”

Lin Tian was playing with the pearl when he heard Qing Yi’s voice from outside the gate.

Looking intently, he only saw an old man and a young man following Qing Yi in.

The young man had a smile in his eyes and kept talking to Qing Yi.

Qing Yi looked angry, feeling that these were two fools, it was really infuriating.

Lin Tian’s expression was stern: “Who is this silly roe deer?”

Qing Yi sat down beside Lin Tian angrily, helpless against the two fools.

Then Qing Yi looked at Lin Tian and called out timidly, “Master~”

Before Lin Tian could speak, the young man didn’t act like an outsider, acting familiar, as if he had come to his own home.

He sat down directly, and the old man also sat down.

Seeing this scene, Lin Tian felt even more unhappy. Who were these people?

The young man and the old man got together and whispered to each other. Although they spoke softly, Lin Tian could hear them clearly.

Lin Tian was a little speechless. Couldn’t you two avoid other people when you talk?

The young man nodded to the old man.

The old man coughed twice, raised his wrinkled face towards Lin Tian, but there was a hint of contempt in his eyes.

“I assume you are the master of this young woman. My young master is deeply in love with your disciple at first sight.”

His tone was a little arrogant, feeling that Lin Tian was just a farmer who knew some martial arts.

The old man paused and continued: “So, the purpose of this trip is to have your disciple marry into the Wang Family and become a concubine for the young master.”

“Our young master is from the Qingyang Wang Family, and his grandfather is the Sect Leader of the Overlord Saber Sect, known in the martial world as Overlord Saber Wang Bo.”

“If your disciple enters the Wang Family, it will be like a chicken on a branch turning into a phoenix. Entering a life of wealth and honor, it won’t be considered mistreating her.”

*Pa!*

As he spoke, he took out a silver ingot, placed it on the table, and pushed it towards Lin Tian.

However, during the pushing process, he saw the things on the table and frowned.

Lin Tian was already furious at this time. The sudden appearance of these two people really taught him a lesson.

He didn’t expect that there were really people in the martial world who came out to mess around without using their brains.

“What chicken on a branch turning into a phoenix? I think your brain follows your butt, spraying from below and then spraying from above.”

Lin Tian grabbed the silver ingot and threw it over: “You still want to marry my disciple with this?”

“Are you worthy?”

“Get out of here!”

Lin Tian used Internal Energy to enhance this “get out”. This shout was like a roar from the east bank of the river, blowing the two of them over and causing them to roll directly on the ground.

Wang Yuan’s expression changed drastically, and so did the old man’s. How did they suddenly fly away?

The two of them were lying on the ground, head to head: “Young Master, it seems like we’ve hit a brick wall. What should we do?”

“What should we do! Run quickly!”

Saying that, the two of them got up and ran directly towards the gate.

Lin Tian watched the two of them flee in panic, and his anger subsided a lot.

“What things, still want to marry my disciple with this little bit? Don’t you take a piss and look at yourself.”

“Heh~ Pui.”

Qing Yi lowered her head and dared not speak, sitting carefully, like a child who had caused trouble waiting for her parents to criticize her.

Lin Tian was angry not because of Qing Yi, and he didn’t mean to blame her. Lin Tian sighed. This disciple was still too soft-hearted.

“Did I teach you martial arts for you to use it like this? Where are your fists, where are your legs?”

“Hit him!”

“Beat him up!”

“Just cripple him!”

“Afraid of causing me trouble? There’s no need for that.”

“I taught you martial arts so that you won’t be bullied again in the future, so that you can survive in this chaotic world.”

“In the future, if you encounter this kind of thing again, just do it. If you kill someone, your master will take responsibility for you.”

“If you are always soft and weak, don’t say I’m your master, it’s embarrassing.”

After saying this, Qing Yi felt even more aggrieved, with tears in her eyes.

She said softly, “I was wrong, Master.”

Seeing Qing Yi like this, Lin Tian’s heart tightened. How did he feel like he was backfiring? Lin Tian didn’t want to make her cry.

He wanted Qing Yi to know that whoever has the bigger fist has the truth, and whoever has the bigger fist sets the rules. Don’t care about three sevens being twenty-one, just fight.

“Go to the kitchen and bring out the dishes. Let’s eat.”

Qing Yi was not a weak person. On the contrary, she was very strong. She just didn’t want to cause Lin Tian trouble and wanted to save Lin Tian some worry.

Lin Tian looked at this eldest disciple and didn’t know how to teach her in his heart. At this time, he felt stretched thin. How to teach this? Teach her to kill people?

It was definitely not possible at the moment, so he would start with hitting people first. My disciple, how could she not be ruthless?

Lin Tian thought of the Overlord Saber Sect that the old man mentioned. Wasn’t that the one Zhang Erhe mentioned in his letter, saying that his father was a close friend?

How could such a grandson be born? It would be better to throw him into the river and drown him.

“Hmph.”

Wang Yuan and his butler were running away frantically. The old man’s legs were about to break from running.

The people on the roadside saw this scene and were full of contempt, not knowing that they thought they were stealing livestock and being chased.

“Huff~ Huff~ Huff~”

The two of them were out of breath, and the old butler almost didn’t get his breath back.

“Ouch~ Ouch~”

“This this this… this person is probably a master.”

“Nonsense! He can blow people away with one breath. What else could he be if not a master?”

The old man gave a wry smile: “Young Master, this person is probably… is that Chong Wang.”

“His tone is so aggressive. It must be him.”

Wang Yuan was very aggrieved. Now, where was there any love at first sight? All that was left was to be well and not disturb each other.

Wang Yuan: “Why am I so unlucky?”

The butler: “Young Master, I just saw a sword placed on the table, with something like Ice Soul written on it. Could it be the Ice Soul Sword, one of the top ten famous swords in the world?”

Wang Yuan frowned, as if lost in thought: “Ice Soul?”

“Two esteemed spectators, noodles?”

The two of them turned their heads when they heard the voice, only to see Yu Lian looking at them with a smile on her face.

Yu Lian moved her lotus steps lightly, her figure swaying. Between a glance and a smile, one look made Wang Yuan’s heart tremble, and he couldn’t help but grin.

Wang Yuan suddenly stretched out his demonic claws and grabbed Yu Lian’s soft hand, stroking it.

“Noodles, noodles, give me ten bowls first.”

Yu Lian rolled her eyes at him and withdrew her hand. The charm of a mature woman was fully displayed.

“Okay, esteemed spectator, come in and sit down. I’ll go make noodles for you.”

“Okay, okay, okay!”

Wang Yuan’s eyes followed Yu Lian’s back, and the corners of his mouth turned up.

“She’s got flavor.”

The old butler shook his head and sighed.

What’s wrong with the young master? Why does he look like this when he sees a woman? The key is that this woman looks like she’s married, although she has some beauty.

He didn’t see him like this at home. How does it feel like he’s changed when he comes out?output: