Ch 34: Lu Ziyan: “Fifth Uncle, are you a Wild Old Sow?”; Wen Li couldn’t suppress the corners of her mouth.

“……Fifth, Fifth Uncle, eating.” Lu Ziyan, gritting his teeth, walked properly with a harmless smile.

The little guy discovered something, pointed at the big bag on Lu Ziyan’s head with a small finger, and made a cute sound: “Um—”

Lu Xixiao looked: “What’s wrong with your head?”

Lu Ziyan touched the big bump on his head, chuckled resentfully, and felt a little embarrassed: “I accidentally bumped into something.”

The servant brought a set of bowls and chopsticks.

Lu Ziyan sat down: “I’ll just have some soup.” Then he politely asked Wen Li opposite him: “Fifth Uncle, who is this?”

Lu Xixiao said indifferently: “This is Miss Wen.”

Lu Ziyan nodded in greeting: “Miss Wen.”

Wen Li met Lu Ziyan’s gaze but didn’t respond.

Originally, the picture of two adults and one child looked quite warm, but Lu Ziyan suddenly squeezed in, making it strangely disharmonious.

Lu Ziyan was thinking about his Great God, and didn’t realize how superfluous he was. Holding a bowl of soup, he covered half his face, and his eyes, exposed outside, peeked at his fifth uncle’s face like a thief looking for treasure.

He thought his actions were very secretive, but he didn’t know that even the two-year-old Lu Jingyuan had noticed.

Lu Xixiao: “Is my face an appetizer or a side dish?”

A sudden sentence.

Scared the soup in Lu Ziyan’s mouth back into the bowl.

Lu Xixiao frowned slightly.

Lu Ziyan apologized and quickly wiped his mouth: “Fifth Uncle, you look very good today, are you feeling better?”

He stood up and obsequiously put a piece of stir-fried pork into Lu Xixiao’s plate: “Eat more, replenish your body.”

Lu Xixiao glanced at him. He, who never showed his emotions, now showed his disgust, but still picked up the piece of meat.

Lu Ziyan stared intently at the piece of oily pork.

That look,

you wouldn’t know that he had poisoned the meat.

Lu Xixiao paused his movements, being stared at. Because there were guests, he pretended not to see it and put the meat in his mouth.

The moment he ate it, Lu Ziyan said: “Fifth Uncle, have you ever eaten wild pork?”

Lu Xixiao slowly looked at him, with the look of looking at a fool.

Lu Ziyan rolled his eyes and made up a lie: “Ji Yu’s father shot a wild boar in Southeast Asia, a sow.” He emphasized the words ‘wild’ and ‘sow’: “I heard that it has higher nutritional value than ordinary pork.”

Lu Xixiao said calmly: “And then?”

Lu Ziyan didn’t notice Lu Xixiao’s quietly cold tone, feeling that there was a chance, his big bright eyes looked at his fifth uncle, as if saying: Great God, it’s me, I have You Mao Bing.

“Fifth Uncle, do you want to try it? I’ll get you some, wild, sow, wild old sow.”

He hinted frantically.

Not noticing the gaze Wen Li cast.

Lu Xixiao suppressed his temper: “What are you trying to say?”

Seeing that Lu Xixiao didn’t seem to understand, Lu Ziyan thought that Fifth Uncle might not know that he was You Mao Bing.

“Then, then I’ll be straight to the point.”

He swallowed, although he was scared to death of his fifth uncle, but for the team, he chose to sacrifice himself.

Wen Li ate while curiously looking over.

She saw Lu Ziyan put his two arms on the table, leaning his upper body towards Lu Xixiao, and then asked Lu Xixiao earnestly and sincerely: “Fifth Uncle, are you a wild old sow?”

The atmosphere solidified for a moment.

Wen Li suppressed the corner of her mouth.

Lu Xixiao’s face suddenly darkened. Looking at the innocent face in front of him, he barely managed to stop himself from slapping him.

He had seen many people who talked nonsense, but this was the first time he had seen someone who didn’t speak human language.

He said coldly: “Lu Wu! Throw him out!”

Lu Wu came in and skillfully carried Lu Ziyan out.

Having finally mustered up his courage, Lu Ziyan was unwilling to fail and miss the Great God. Seeing that he was about to be carried away, he anxiously said: “……Fifth, Fifth Uncle, are you really not? I have You Mao Bing, Fifth Uncle?”

Is he crazy? He does know he’s crazy!

Lu Xixiao: “Take him to the hospital to check his brain!”

“Fifth Uncle……Fifth Uncle……”

Listening to the sound fading away, Lu Xixiao, who didn’t know what sin he had committed, closed his eyes, his chopsticks clenched in his hand.

Wen Li watched Lu Ziyan leave, calmly put a vegetable in her mouth, and found the little guy staring at her. Wen Li picked up a shrimp for him and tilted her head slightly to look at him.

The little guy understood her eyes, nodded, indicating that he would keep it a secret, and secretly happy to have a secret with Wen Li.

Lu Ziyan was mercilessly carried out of the villa, and when he went out, he met his father and Lu Qi who were coming this way. Lu Ziyan, who had been struggling, immediately became much more honest: “Wu, Wu Ge, let me go.”

“What happened?” Lu Xicheng, the second son of the Lu family, walked over and pointed to the bump on Lu Ziyan’s head: “What’s wrong with your head?”

The more he looked, the more familiar it seemed. Looking back, it was exactly the same as the one on Lu Qi’s head.

Lu Qi pointed back and forth between himself and Lu Ziyan, and said with a wry smile: “I bumped into something.”

Lu Xicheng felt annoyed: “I’m asking you! What are you doing here with your fifth uncle? Your fifth uncle just got out of the hospital, if you dare to make your fifth uncle angry, I’ll skin you alive.”

Lu Ziyan felt guilty: “I, I didn’t do anything, Dad.”

Lu Xicheng knew something was up when he saw him like this, and turned to ask Lu Wu: “What did this kid do?”

Lu Wu: “Fifth Master asked me to take Young Master Ziyan to the hospital to check his brain.”

“Don’t, don’t say…” Lu Ziyan tried to cover his mouth.

“Check his brain? Concussion? Or did you do something stupid again? Lu Wu, what did he actually do?” Lu Xicheng frowned.

Lu Wu kept a straight face: “I can’t say it.”

Can’t say it?

Even Lu Wu, who didn’t understand the subtleties and had a stubborn mind, couldn’t say it.

Lu Xicheng’s face darkened, he reached out and grabbed Lu Ziyan’s neck and lifted him over, and said to Lu Wu: “I order you to say it.”

Lu Ziyan shrank his neck: “Dad, Dad, it hurts…”

He clasped his hands together and pleaded with Lu Wu with his eyes not to say it.

Lu Wu looked at Lu Ziyan without emotion: “He…”

Lu Xicheng forcefully said: “Speak quickly!”

Lu Wu straightened his back, looked straight ahead, and said in a businesslike manner: “He kept asking Fifth Master if he was a wild old sow.”

Lu Ziyan: “Wu Ge, you…”

“What?” Lu Xicheng blinked in confusion.

Lu Qi gasped, silently turning his face away without saying a word.

Young Master Ziyan! What can I say? You’re amazing! Even if Fifth Master is that Great God, what if you knew?

He even asked in such an unintelligent way. If Fifth Master hadn’t just had surgery and couldn’t move much, he would have at least kicked your ribs.

Speaking of which,

Young Master Ziyan didn’t betray his “accomplice”, did he?

After calming down, Lu Ziyan realized that even if Fifth Uncle was the Great God, even if Fifth Uncle admitted it, Fifth Uncle wouldn’t go to the competition with him. Why did he go and ask?!

Seeing that Lu Xicheng didn’t understand, Lu Wu raised his voice and repeated it clearly and distinctly: “Young Master Ziyan kept asking Fifth Master if he was a wild old sow.”

Lu Ziyan excitedly retorted: “I didn’t keep asking, I only asked once, okay?”

Making sure he hadn’t misheard, Lu Xicheng flew into a rage and kneed Lu Ziyan in the butt.

“You brat, did your brain fall into your pants or did you get hit into an idiot? You dare to make fun of my brother like this, dare to talk to your fifth uncle like this, you’ve gone crazy from playing games, you’re going crazy in broad daylight, I’m going to beat you up today.”

“Brat, you dare to run, I haven’t settled the score with you for losing Jingyuan last time, hurry up and come here! Lu Ziyan!”

Lu Qi watched the father and son run away, shook his head and clutched his chest: “Second Master’s fighting power is stronger than a martial artist.”

He turned around and asked: “Is Dr. Lu still here?”

Lu Wu: “Left.”

Lu Qi: “Let him go? Did Fifth Master ask who Dawn doctor is?”

“No.”

“Then what is Fifth Master doing now?”

“Eating with Miss Wen.”

“What?!”