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Setting Up a Stool in Front of a Grave to Watch the Wrong Drama, and Slapping Back – Chapter 529

Ch 529: Never Seen Anything Like It, Have You?

Ch 529: Never Seen Anything Like It, Have You?

Jiang Nanyu thought of the body that Old Taoist had personally buried.

Chang Yinzi looked up at her: “Alright, don’t worry about me. Although I gave you a considerable amount of cultivation, recreating a new body is no problem. My skills, even if you cultivate for another thirty years, you wouldn’t understand.”

Jiang Nanyu suppressed the urge to roll her eyes, resumed massaging his back, and flatteringly said, “Yes, yes, you are the number one person in this world. How can I, a little girl, compare to you? Master leads the way, but cultivation depends on the individual.”

“You just refused to admit you’re a ‘little girl.’ How can you lie?”

The previously quiet feather fan suddenly spoke up.

Jiang Nanyu angrily scolded it: “Shut up! If you don’t speak, no one will treat you as a mute!”

The feather fan unwillingly wanted to clarify, but the Demon-Slaying Sword said sarcastically from the side: “I advise you not to speak. She can break you, believe it or not?”

“…”

Silence is golden.

“Alright, rest. Let’s continue traveling after dawn tomorrow,” Chang Yinzi said.

Jiang Nanyu thought for a moment and tentatively asked: “Old Man, you won’t suddenly disappear, will you?”

Jiang Nanyu truly had psychological trauma. This Old Man specifically disappeared when she wasn’t paying attention, leaving without a word.

Chang Yinzi’s feather duster directly whipped over, mercilessly hitting her behind.

Jiang Nanyu yelped, her face instantly reddening from the pain.

“Impudent! You deserve it!”

“I’m so grown up, why are you still hitting my behind?!” Jiang Nanyu said angrily, her face red, “And you have a history of this! Why can’t I ask?!”

“This trip to the Bewitching Ravine is extremely dangerous. If I didn’t follow you, with your rash personality, you would have fallen into the Netherworld Barrier and perished. If you perished, the incense offerings of Changqing Monastery would be cut off.”

This trip to the Netherworld Barrier was a plan he had already made.

After all, only there could he find the final Divine Lotus Diagram—the Infernal Scarlet Lotus Diagram.

Jiang Nanyu pursed her lips and muttered a few words.

Chang Yinzi raised an eyebrow, “Muttering what? Are you cursing me?”

Jiang Nanyu immediately shook her head, looking innocent: “No, how dare I!”

As she was about to sit cross-legged to meditate, Chang Yinzi’s feather duster flew over again!

This time, Jiang Nanyu nimbly dodged it.

“Who told you to sit on the ground?”

“Then where should I sit?”

“Your Master has chosen an excellent spot for you—”

Jiang Nanyu looked in the direction Chang Yinzi pointed, a tree branch as thick as an arm was swaying back and forth.

“…”

Jiang Nanyu’s expression visibly twisted.

Chang Yinzi smiled slightly: “Good disciple, don’t fall. Otherwise, your Master can’t guarantee there aren’t any mutated creatures on the ground. If you get bitten, it will be difficult to find an antidote in this wilderness…”

Jiang Nanyu looked at the swaying branch; it didn’t seem like it could support her weight.

But if she didn’t go up, the Old Taoist’s feather duster was really going to hit!

“Three… one.”

As soon as the words fell, the feather duster whipped over, but it didn’t hit anyone; it passed right through an afterimage.

Looking up again, Jiang Nanyu had already jumped onto the tree trunk. The tree trunk swayed even more violently, making a “creak creak” sound, as if it would break at any moment.

Jiang Nanyu secretly rolled her eyes. This trick, she had played since childhood. He still thinks she’s a three-year-old child.

She steadied herself, hung her backpack on another nearby branch, and carefully found a safe spot to sit cross-legged.

After Jiang Nanyu completely entered meditation, the Crimson Lotus hidden within her body slowly appeared beneath her, gently unfolding slightly, forming a half-opened lotus seat.

Jiang Nanyu was completely unaware of this.

After the Karmic Flame Lotus appeared, the surrounding mist miasma dissipated significantly, and the environment became clearer.

The Demon-Slaying Sword, originally lying in the backpack, felt the terrifying power and immediately jumped out of the backpack. It flew to Chang Yinzi’s side with a “whoosh.”

The feather fan was unaware of this, until the scorching heat intensified, the terrifying feeling made it panic, and it quickly flew out of the backpack to the other side of Chang Yinzi, its tone filled with terror: “What is this thing? How can it have such a terrifying power?!”

“Unsophisticated, aren’t you?” The Demon-Slaying Sword didn’t miss any chance to mock the feather fan, “This is the legendary Karmic Flame Lotus, one of the Six Ancient Divine Lotuses!”

“Karmic Flame Lotus?!” The feather fan’s voice suddenly rose, its voice almost changed, “She is the host of the Karmic Flame Lotus? How is that possible? How could she survive?!”

With these words, the surrounding air instantly fell silent.

The Old Taoist narrowed his eyes slightly, raising his hand to secure it in front of him: “What do you know?”


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Setting Up a Stool in Front of a Grave to Watch the Wrong Drama, and Slapping Back

Setting Up a Stool in Front of a Grave to Watch the Wrong Drama, and Slapping Back

坟前摆凳吃错瓜,反手给他一嘴巴
Score 8.4
Status: Ongoing Type: Released: 2023 Native Language: Chinese
The only seedling of Changqing Monastery, Jiang Nanyu, went down the mountain to make a living after the college entrance examination. Penniless, she found that the funeral home was recruiting night watchmen, 800 a night, the only requirement being a strong horoscope. Jiang Nanyu raised her hand and volunteered, "Me! Me! Me!" Even if the corpses ran away in the middle of the night, Jiang Nanyu said she could subdue and carry them back! A week later. Jiang Nanyu became the confidante Elder Sister of the many wandering souls in the funeral home. Half a month later. She successfully infiltrated the neighboring cemetery circle, and every night she would sit in a row with the little darlings resting there, watching the drama. Later—— "Did you hear? The wife of the younger sister of Old Wang next door's third aunt's nephew went to the wrong grave, hired a fake Taoist priest, and was scammed out of 38,000." "Find Sister Nanxiu! Not 38,000, not 18,000, only 998! 998, you won't be at a loss, you won't be cheated!" "998, strip him down to his underwear!" The person involved: "..." Who wrote this embarrassing advertisement??? Gradually, a rumor spread throughout the Capital City: There is a mysterious Master, gender unknown, age unknown, with extremely high skills, who loves watching the drama, is stingy and greedy for money, cheats ghosts and people effortlessly, truly unscrupulous and shameful!

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