Chapter 1: For a few trees, this cat won’t give up an entire forest
“Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh”
The wind blew, swaying the trees. Yellowed leaves, caught in the breeze, detached from their branches and fell onto the pile of leaves on the ground, covering a round, fluffy, big round face.
“Meow meow~ （Yummy yummy~ ）” Li Li, asleep, opened his mouth, biting the falling leaves, chewing happily and muttering as if he were eating something delicious.
“Over here, over here, Big Fat Raccoon Cat always naps around here. When I feed him, I’ve never seen him leave this place,” Shan Shan, dressed in cool clothes, said to her companions, holding a cage and looking around.
Familiar place, familiar corner. But where did Big Fat Raccoon Cat go? Logically, at this time, he should be here leisurely basking in the sun.
Could it be that they came too early today, not yet Big Fat Raccoon Cat’s mealtime?
“But I can’t see him, where did he go?” said the girl holding a selfie stick and filming everywhere, speaking to her phone: “Hello everyone, today is the day we return to school to collect our graduation certificates. However, our beloved school didn’t give us any graduation gifts.”
“But it doesn’t matter, the school doesn’t give us any, we have our own hands and feet, we can go and get them ourselves.”
“So, today we plan to recruit the number one big fat cat in the academy, a chubby Big Fat Raccoon Cat.”
“As for how fat he is, you will know soon.”
“Really? Then our little sister is so kind, before leaving, she still remembers to give a lovely stray cat a home.”
“Yeah, yeah. Our streamer little sister is amazing.”
After hearing this, the viewers in the live broadcast room sent free little flowers while spamming the screen.
Soon, the popularity of the live broadcast room soared.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Linger expressed her happiness. While her classmates were all worried about finding jobs after graduation, she had already found her life goal.
And she was making continuous progress towards this goal.
“Shan Shan, just shouting with your mouth, Big Fat Raccoon Cat definitely can’t hear you, you have to take out his favorite thing,” Tan Birong, with short hair, said, seeing her companions searching everywhere.
She took out a can of goose liver canned food and opened it directly.
Suddenly, the pile of leaves next to them moved.
A strong, unusually chubby-cheeked tabby cat rushed out from the fallen leaves.
“Meow meow~ （Kind keeper sisters, why did you come to deliver food so early today? This cat wasn’t prepared at all. ）”
“Meow meow~ （If I had known you were coming, wouldn’t I have gotten up early to welcome you? ）”
Li Li, who rushed over at ten meters per second, said, stopping in front of Tan Birong.
However, he didn’t immediately open his mouth to beg for food, but after rubbing his round face against the other party’s trousers, he skillfully fell to the ground, exposing his big belly and meowing.
As a cat who can get along well anywhere, he must learn to give the keepers a taste of sweetness, so that they will continue to bring food.
Otherwise, if he was aloof and ignored people like other cats, he would definitely be starved for three days out of every nine.
Therefore, as a cat who understands human relationships, he fully grasped the psychology of each keeper.
He teased them with this kind of on-again, off-again approach, letting them get some while not fully getting it.
“Big Fat Raccoon Cat, you are as good at acting cute as ever. Come on! Let sister touch you, see if you have lost any weight recently,” Tan Birong said happily, seeing this scene. She squatted down and scratched Li Li’s big belly: “Hmm, solid, fleshy. It seems you haven’t lost weight recently.”
“Of course, Big Fat Raccoon Cat is the social butterfly of the cat world. I heard that in addition to us, several other groups of people feed him. It would be strange if he could lose weight.” Shan Shan, carrying the cage, put the cage aside after speaking. She smiled and came closer, stroking Li Li’s raised back: “Big Fat Raccoon Cat, how about coming with us? We’ve graduated, and we won’t be able to feed you often in the future.”
“If you don’t come with us, you won’t be able to see us in the future.”
“Yeah, yeah, Big Fat Raccoon Cat, we guarantee you three meals of canned food and cat treats every day, how about that?” Xiao Linger, holding a selfie stick, said while squatting, like a bad aunt tempting children.
“Meow meow~ （What? I’m just here to eat, who told you I’m a stray cat? Although my Litter Shovel Officer is a little sad because of a breakup recently, and hasn’t paid attention to me for several hours, but the problem is that you’ve got the wrong cat. ）” Li Li, who was eating canned food, couldn’t help but be stunned.
Good heavens, he said why these people came so early today, they actually wanted to adopt him.
Although this cat is very happy that you like him, he won’t give up an entire forest for a few trees.
“Wow! This Big Fat Raccoon Cat is so well-behaved and cute, is he really a tabby cat? I’ve never seen such a friendly tabby cat.”
“Yeah, yeah, my rebellious son fights with me every now and then, I’ve never seen such an obedient one.”
“Yeah, and he’s so handsome. Look at the two little black dots on the tips of his ears, don’t they look like a lynx?”
“Not only that, look at his cheeks, a perfect oval. And those beautiful white gloves, he’s simply my dream cat.”
“Yes, he’s so fat, he’s so cute. I really want to take him home. Tell me quickly, what kind of sack does he like, I’ll drive my Rolls Royce to pick him up now.”
The viewers in the live broadcast room looked at the Big Fat Raccoon Cat, who let anyone touch him, and then looked at his appearance.
They expressed that they had prepared sacks and were ready to form a team to steal the cat.
“Big Fat Raccoon Cat, if you don’t speak, I’ll take it as you’ve agreed.” Shan Shan said, getting up and picking up the cage.
She was ready to directly give the Big Fat Raccoon Cat in front of her a home.
But the next scene stunned her.
She saw the stunned Big Fat Raccoon Cat suddenly move. Biting the can, he rushed out at a speed invisible to the naked eye.
“Ah?”
Seeing this scene, the girls were dumbfounded.
The viewers in the live broadcast room were also stunned, but then burst into laughter:
“Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter. It seems that the streamer little sister failed to abduct the cat, and even lost a can of food.”
“Yeah, I finally understand how this Big Fat Raccoon Cat got such a fat body. He doesn’t even forget to take the can when he runs away, there’s no one else like him.”
“Yeah, that’s so funny. Little sister, hurry up and chase him, Big Fat Raccoon Cat is almost out of sight.”
