Chapter 394: This Cat Came at the Right Time
“Take responsibility! We can raise you.” Yuan Ni said, pinching Li Li’s clone’s big round face.
“That’s right! As if we’re not raising you now.” Liu Yun added, shaking Li Li’s clone’s paw: “Your paws also need to be smaller, otherwise they look chubby and not coordinated at all.”
“Oh oh, then I’ll change it right away.” Hearing this, Li Li’s clone immediately activated the illusion technique.
The paws, which were originally like a big mangosteen, suddenly became smaller.
“That’s right, it looks much better now.” Yuan Ni nodded, taking pictures of Li Li: “Now you look almost ready. If you go begging for food, you’ll definitely get some.”
“Okay, this cat will go out and experiment now. Big Sisters, wait for me at home.”
Li Li’s clone said, rushing out impatiently and disappearing in the blink of an eye.
“The cat is really anxious. Is the food outside so delicious?” Yuan Ni laughed helplessly when she saw this.
“It might not be a matter of whether it’s delicious or not, but mainly because he likes to wander around.” Liu Yun laughed, just putting down the bamboo pole in her hand.
Then a paw reached in from the window, it was Li Li’s main body returning.
“Uh, Cat Cat, didn’t you go out to beg for food? Why are you back so soon?” Yuan Ni was stunned when she saw this.
“I’m saying, is there a possibility that the one who went out just now was my clone?” Li Li, who came in, said weakly.
He just saw the clone, who said he would go out and test the effect of losing weight. He thought it made sense and let the clone go. He didn’t expect that when he came back, Big Sister wouldn’t recognize him.
“Oh oh, right, right. Look at my memory!” Hearing this, Yuan Ni couldn’t help but pat her head. Then she quickly rushed to Li Li, grabbed his paw, and said:
“Fat Cat Cat, how was your trip? Did you have fun? Did you miss Big Sister so much that you came back specially?”
“Uh, can this cat say that it’s because the business is over. And there’s nothing delicious in the other world, so I came back?” Li Li, who was being grabbed, said weakly.
Big Sister is also a martial artist, right? She’s completely out of the ordinary person’s category, how could she be so easily fooled? The main reason is that he found the food in the other world too bland, so he left and came back.
Otherwise, he should have been able to stay for a while longer.
“Woo woo woo~”
“Fat Cat Cat actually said he didn’t miss Big Sister. Big Sister is so sad.” Yuan Ni immediately hugged Li Li and cried.
And rubbed her chin against his head.
“Big Sister, if you cry, don’t drool, okay?” Li Li, whose head was being rubbed, said speechlessly, using his paw to hold her mouth.
It’s too outrageous, who drools when they cry? Is this crying or being greedy?
Yuan Ni, who was holding Li Li, blushed when she heard this. She quickly explained:
“Cough cough~”
“This is Big Sister’s tears, not drool, you little rascal, you’re wrong.”
“This cat’s eyes are not blind, and his nose is not for nothing. Big Sister, you can’t fool this cat.”
Li Li rolled his eyes when he heard this, then struggled out of her arms and ran towards Liu Yun:
“Big Sister, I miss you so much. Did you miss this cat? After this trip, I realized that Big Sister is really amazing.”
“Really?” Liu Yun said, pinching Li Li’s chubby face: “You said the same thing last time, but you just couldn’t get any good food in the other world. Do you think Big Sister will fall for your trick again?”
Mimi always says nice things, but isn’t it just for food?
“Of course, I believe Big Sister will definitely not sit idly by.” Li Li said, blinking his big eyes, and burrowed into her arms.
“Well, for the sake of your sincerity, Big Sister will forgive you.”
Liu Yun said, stroking Li Li’s big head, Mimi is really good at coaxing people. He coaxed her so much that she couldn’t even get angry anymore.
“Cat Cat, is that how you coax Sister Yun? You’re being biased.” Yuan Ni, who was on the side, couldn’t help but say.
Cat Cat is too partial, she can’t even hug him.
Sister Yun can hug him casually, what kind of kitten is this? “There’s no way, these days, skilled people have privileges. Who asked you to cook food that even dogs won’t eat? Unlike Big Sister Liu Yun, who can handle both domestic and public affairs, both civil and military.”
Li Li, lying in Liu Yun’s arms, shook his head, indicating that he didn’t want to be like this either.
But she’s really terrible, she can even burn an egg. If he tries to please her, he’s afraid he’ll only be able to eat cat food every day.
“Damn it! Don’t hit below the belt, Cat Cat, you bad cat.” Yuan Ni immediately exploded when she heard this, and stood up clamoring.
She was ready to teach Li Li a lesson. Li Li was not flustered at all when he saw this. Instead, he patted Liu Yun and said, “Big Sister, quickly put up your Golden Bell Cover and let her know what impotent rage is.”
Big Sister’s Super Golden Bell Cover has been trained to be perfectly round, with the Golden Bell extending outwards.
With Big Sister Yuan Ni’s half-baked skills, there’s no way to break through the defense. She can only rage impotently around it.
“You, don’t add fuel to the fire here.” Liu Yun said, knocking on Li Li’s big head angrily:
“You’ve been gone for a long time this time. If you come back any later, you’ll miss Sister Xiaohui’s wedding.”
“Oh? The shovel officer is finally getting married?” Li Li’s eyes lit up when he heard this.
He wondered why Big Sister Liu Yun’s house was decorated with lanterns and festoons today. So it turns out that Sister Xiaohui is planning to get married.
“Yes, aren’t we sorting things out? Also, you have to get the little demons to come and help out, otherwise it’ll be a bit quiet with so few people.”
Yuan Ni nodded, her hand reaching out restlessly again.
“This is very simple, I’ll just ask Big Sister Mingmin and the others to come.” Li Li patted his chest and said, and started to contact people to come and support the event.
“Oh? Getting married? Then I must go.” Hearing this, Hong Fu said there was no problem at all.
She’s not only coming, but also bringing her juniors with her.
What a lively event a wedding is. It would be a pity not to join in the fun.
“Meow meow, that’s great. It just solved my problem.” Li Li nodded, looking very happy.
And shared this good news with Liu Yun and Yuan Ni.
“Sister Hong Fu is coming? That’s great. Now we can go shopping together.” Yuan Ni said happily.
“Yes! With Sister Hong Fu bringing the elders, we can rest assured.” Liu Yun agreed.
“Well, I think so too.” Li Li nodded and said, then got out of Liu Yun’s arms:
“Since the shovel officer is getting married, this cat has to go back too. Such a big event, I believe the family is very busy, right?”
“This cat has to go and see if there’s anything I can help with.”
After all, it’s his shovel officer’s wedding, he still needs to put in some effort.
“Okay, Mimi, you go. Remember not to rush on the way.” Liu Yun reminded, stroking Li Li’s head. It’s not that she’s worried about him being hit.
It’s mainly because she’s worried that the car that hits him will have an accident. You know, Mimi is made of copper and iron. A car hitting him is like hitting a mountain.
“Don’t worry, Big Sister. This cat is a law-abiding cat.” Li Li smiled and hopped away.
“He doesn’t look like he’s obeying traffic rules. What if he falls from above and hits someone?” Yuan Ni said weakly, looking at Li Li jumping down with a “swoosh”.
What good cat jumps around like this? Jumping straight down, this is high-altitude littering.
“Well, this shouldn’t happen. Mimi is playful, but he wouldn’t throw himself at people.” Liu Yun thought for a moment and said, her eyes looking into the distance.
“Meow meow, what did the clone look like just now? Oh right, the head was round but much smaller.”
“The belly needs to be lifted a little, showing off the long legs. And the paws need to be smaller.”
After leaving Liu Yun’s house, Li Li did not go straight home.
Instead, he adjusted his body shape while running, so as not to be exposed later.
He left for so long just to wait for the clone to deceive everyone before coming back. Now that he has finally achieved it, he can’t let his efforts go to waste.
“Paste a big ‘Double Happiness’ character here, and leave a space here for Big Raccoon Cat’s photo. You know, our Big Raccoon Cat is a great matchmaker, otherwise how did our son find his wife?”
In the new house, Li’s mother pointed to the photo frame on the wall and said to Li’s father.
“Yes, yes, leave a space for Big Raccoon Cat.” Li’s father nodded and said, his son’s wedding is killing his old man.
That brat went to take pictures with his wife and left him here to do the hard work, that’s fine. But he even took Big Raccoon Cat away, how hateful!
Why didn’t he leave Big Raccoon Cat to accompany them?
“Also, put a few pots of catnip here for Big Raccoon Cat to eat.” Li’s mother pointed to the balcony and said: “It’s best to use red pots, which are more festive. And we can’t forget the small cradle.”
“Uh! Aunt, it’s Cousin’s wedding, not Big Raccoon Cat’s. Shouldn’t you be preparing things for Cousin?” A girl next to them said weakly.
She had heard that her aunt treated Big Raccoon Cat as her son, but why is Cousin’s wedding still related to Big Raccoon Cat? “I know, Big Raccoon Cat can sleep in the cradle first. Then when they have children, the children can sleep in it too, right? It just so happens that Big Raccoon Cat can test the quality of the cradle.” Li’s mother explained, then looked at the wall and said: “Paste more ‘Double Happiness’ characters on the wall, but don’t paste them all over. Leave some space for Big Raccoon Cat to sharpen his claws, he loves to rub against the wall.”
“Oh oh.” Li’s father nodded and looked back at the wall pasted with rough wooden boards.
The aunts and uncles on the side were speechless, these two are really a pair of good parents. Their son is getting married, and all they think about is leaving convenience for the cat.
“Meow meow, holy moly, why are there so many people at home? This is not what I expected.” Just as they were muttering, there was a movement on the windowsill.
Li Li, whose upper body was sticking in, saw the situation in the room, and his whole cat face changed.
“Big Raccoon Cat, Mom knew you wouldn’t be willing to leave Mom.”
Li Li was still in a daze when Li’s mother, who heard the movement, immediately came over. She picked Li Li up and held him like a child:
“Haohao is really careless, why does he always let you walk alone? What if something happens to you? Our Big Raccoon Cat is so cute, there are many people out there who are eyeing him.”
“Next time, don’t go out with him, just stay with Mom. Mom will protect you.”
“Meow meow, there’s no need for that. This cat is actually very safe.” Li Li, who was being held, had a look of resignation on his face.
He really shouldn’t have given his aunt the purification potion. After taking it, her eyesight and hearing became so sharp that she noticed his return as soon as she heard any movement.
This really made him want to leave but couldn’t, want to hide but couldn’t.
“Hello, Big Raccoon Cat! Do you remember me? I played with you during the New Year.” Just as Li Li was feeling resigned, a head came over, it was Li Hao’s cousin.
“Meow meow, I remember you, but we’re not close, thank you.” Li Li said listlessly, not wanting to talk to her.
Although she is his aunt’s niece, she is a bit of a chatterbox, and she always says he is fat, which makes him very unhappy.
“Big Raccoon Cat, don’t be so cold. You weren’t like this before. How come you’ve become a big internet celebrity and don’t recognize people anymore?” Seeing that he was ignoring her, Le Le immediately came over.
Then she got the slap in the face she loved the most.
Li Li directly pressed his paw on her mouth, telling her to shut up and stop talking, otherwise it would give him a headache.
“Aunt, Big Raccoon Cat pressed his poop-shoveling paw on me.” Le Le, who was being held down, couldn’t help but change her expression, complaining while spitting.
“You’re wronging Big Raccoon Cat. Big Raccoon Cat never shovels poop. His paws are very clean and he washes them every day.” Li’s mother said, stroking Li Li’s big head:
“Big Raccoon Cat, you can’t treat Big Sister like this. She likes you very much.”
“Meow meow, I didn’t see her liking me very much when she said I was fat.” Li Li said weakly.
He then withdrew his paw. It has to be said that interrupting the spellcasting is indeed an effective way to stop her from chattering.
“Okay…” Le Le couldn’t help but be speechless.
Big Raccoon Cat is really Aunt’s darling, Cousin is so pitiful.
“Big Raccoon Cat, do you like this color? Mom specially picked this bed for your brother. Of course, we also prepared one for our amazing Big Raccoon Cat.”
Just as Le Le was thinking this, Li’s mother brought Li Li to the small bed and put him down to lie on it:
“How is it? Big Raccoon Cat, is it comfortable? If it’s not comfortable, Mom will change it for you.”
“Our Cat Cat can’t be so casual when sleeping. He must sleep in the most comfortable bed.”
“Meow meow, actually, you don’t have to go to so much trouble. This cat thinks this is fine.” Li Li, who was lying down, replied after changing several positions.
