Chapter 98: You’ve Become a Spirit, Little Pig Cat
“Little Sister, do you also want to learn how to make cat food?” Liu Weiqiu, who was about to leave, asked.
“Yes, Big Sister. Can you take me with you?” Yue Yue nodded and replied. If she learned how to make cat food, she could make it for Big-Faced Cat in the future.
Maybe then, Big-Faced Cat would go find her to play every day.
“Of course there’s no problem, Little Sister.” Liu Weiqiu nodded, but then pointed at Li Li who was standing to the side and said:
“But this bad cat can’t come with us. The school kitchen doesn’t allow cats to enter.”
“Ah? There’s such a rule?” Yue Yue was taken aback.
If that was the case, and she couldn’t bring Big-Faced Cat with her, then Big-Faced Cat would have to stand outside pitifully.
“Yes, because cats shed easily and the fur would float inside, so the kitchen is not allowed to have cats in it.” Liu Weiqiu explained as she spoke to Yue Yue, “As for this bad cat? Don’t worry, he won’t run away. As soon as he hears there’s food, he comes faster than anyone else.”
This Little Sister was really naive to think that this bad cat would run away when he heard they were making cat food. This bad cat would definitely be waiting outside. Her worry was completely unnecessary.
“Alright then. Big-Faced Cat, you wait for me obediently outside the kitchen. When the cat food is ready, I’ll bring it to you right away, okay?” After thinking for a few seconds, Yue Yue spoke to Li Li, who was squatting. Li Li then nodded his big head:
“Meow meow~（Go ahead, go ahead. I just have something to take care of. ）”
“Then we’ll be going, Big-Faced Cat.” Yue Yue smiled and followed Liu Weiqiu and the others.
As she walked, she kept looking back at Li Li, who was squatting.
The students from the Animal Protection Club who were watching them leave couldn’t help but rub their hands together and say:
“Big F*t Raccoon Cat, are you ready to accept your punishment?”
“Yeah, you p*ayboy cat, you even found a keeper.”
Someone was protecting Big F*t Raccoon Cat just now, but not anymore, right? It was time for the p*ayboy cat to prepare to accept their punishment.
“Meow meow~（I have something to do, so I won’t play with you guys here. ）” Looking at the students baring their teeth and showing their “auntie smiles,” Li Li shook his body and ran out through the gap between them.
With their slow movements, they should just stay here and play their lovey-dovey family game.
“Big F*t Raccoon Cat, don’t run, stop and accept our just punishment.”
“Yeah, you bad cat, how can you just slip away? Stop quickly.” The students who missed grabbing him shouted at Li Li, who had already run away, and chased after him.
But after turning the corner, let alone Big F*t Raccoon Cat, they didn’t even see a single cat hair.
For a moment, they were so angry that they stomped their feet.
“Hmm? What wind blew you here today, you f*t cat?”
Inside the villa area of Lantian University, the Guidance Director, who was drinking tea and reading a book on the second floor, heard the sound of cement scraping. He looked at the balcony railing and saw a round cat head pop up first. Then two big paws, like mangosteens, grabbed the railing, propping up his chubby lower body, bringing along his thick tail that looked like a fire poker.
“Meow meow~（The northwest wind is blowing today, so I came over to see if you have anything to eat, Uncle. ）” Li Li said after jumping off the railing. He walked up to the Guidance Director familiarly and started sniffing around, looking like he was “checking what delicious things you’ve hidden.”
The Guidance Director, whose hand was being sniffed, patted Li Li’s big head with his backhand and said:
“You’re really quite familiar with me, you f*t cat. But what’s the use of smelling my hand? What delicious things could I have on my hand?”
“Do you want to lick the taste of the book?”
This f*t cat was still sniffing his hand. Besides the smell of paper, there was no other smell on his hand.
“Meow meow~（I’m not a goat, how could I like the smell of books? This thing called a book? I feel sleepy just by smelling it. ）” Li Li muttered, shrinking his big head. When he was in school, what he hated the most were books.
There were so many books, and he couldn’t understand them. Others were swimming in the ocean of knowledge, while he would only drown in it.
“It seems you don’t like books, you f*t cat.” Looking at Li Li whose head was so heavy that his neck was disappearing, the Guidance Director couldn’t help but laugh and said. He got up and walked towards the living room.
When Li Li saw this, he immediately followed with small, quick steps.
He remembered that the Guidance Director kept a lot of delicious food in the living room.
“Let me think, what should I give you to eat first, you f*t cat?” Arriving in front of a pile of boxes, the Guidance Director muttered as he looked at the canned food, freeze-dried food, and cat treats.
Li Li immediately jumped onto the box containing canned food. Since he was going to eat, of course he wanted to eat the expensive ones, the ones with more meat.
“You really know how to pick, you f*t cat.” Seeing this scene, the Guidance Director scolded with a smile, “Get down from there quickly. I’ll get you a can to eat right now. Don’t crush the box for me.”
The gluttonous f*t cat didn’t even know his own weight, and he still jumped onto the box. Did he think he was still a kitten?
“Meow meow~（No, I’m not that heavy. I won’t crush a box full of canned food. ）” Li Li replied, jumping down from the box. He squatted on the ground and waited for the Guidance Director to feed him, pawing the ground.
“You’re quite obedient when you hear there’s food.” The Guidance Director said as he opened a can and placed it in front of Li Li, reminding him, “You eat here slowly, don’t run around. Otherwise, be careful I won’t entertain you next time.”
“Meow meow~（Oh, oh, oh. ）” Hearing this, Li Li nodded his big head and started munching on the canned food with his big mouth.
The Guidance Director couldn’t help but smile as he watched. He turned and went back to the balcony to continue reading.
“This is a wealthy household. How many cats does Uncle feed in a day? Why does he have so many cans prepared?” Li Li thought to himself as he ate the canned food and looked around.
This pile of cans, freeze-dried food, and cat treats must not be cheap. He wondered how many cats this uncle fed every day.
He thought it would be better to just give them all to him. Anyway, there were people from the Animal Protection Club feeding those cats.
Unlike him, he had to run around begging for food.
Looking at the Guidance Director who was reading, Li Li pondered the feasibility of his plan. Then he gave up. No matter how he looked at it, it seemed unlikely that the uncle would give them all to him.
It was better for him to come over often. This way, like ants moving a mountain of rice, he could eventually finish eating all of these.
“F*t cat, the trash can is behind the chair. If you’re done eating, remember to throw the can into the trash can, okay?” The Guidance Director, who was flipping through the book, reminded Li Li after hearing the sound in the living room quiet down a bit.
“Meow meow~（Oh, oh. ）” Li Li nodded his big head when he heard this, then picked up the can with his teeth and walked towards the trash can.
The Guidance Director, who was sitting down, heard the sound of the can landing and nodded with satisfaction. The next second, he heard the sound of plastic bags rubbing. He looked up and saw Li Li running over with a bag of freeze-dried food in his mouth, dropping it at his feet.
Then he started rubbing, cuddling, and rolling around, performing a whole set of actions.
Seeing this, the Guidance Director rubbed Li Li’s big head, feeling both amused and exasperated:
“You’re not full after eating a can, you f*t cat? You even want freeze-dried food. Look at all this f*t on you, it’s time to lose some weight, you know?”
“Eating too much f*t is not good for your health at all.”
He wasn’t saying that he wouldn’t give the f*t cat freeze-dried food, but the f*t cat was indeed a bit overweight.
Although he hadn’t really become as f*t as a ball, it didn’t mean he could be fed casually. He still needed to control the f*t cat’s weight.
Otherwise, he would become so f*t that he couldn’t even lick his own paws.
“Meow meow~（Uncle, are you sure you won’t give the poor little kitty something to eat? ）” Hearing this, Li Li immediately got up from the ground.
His little face drooped, his eyebrows furrowed, his mouth pouted. In an instant, his whole face became pitiful and aggrieved.
“Meow~ Meow~（Hungry, hungry. ）” Li Li blinked at the Guidance Director and meowed weakly.
“You’re pretending to be pitiful again, you f*t cat.” The Guidance Director held his head helplessly as he was stared at.
Even though he knew that the f*t cat was just pretending to be pitiful, he still couldn’t help but feel a little sympathetic when he saw him like this.
“Meow~ Meow~（Hungry, hungry~ Food~ Food~）” Hearing this, Li Li continued to meow, raising his cat head that looked like it was about to cry.
After staring at each other for a while longer, the Guidance Director’s last line of defense was completely shattered.
“Alright, alright, I’m really afraid of you. Stop looking like that, you f*t cat who’s become a spirit.” The Guidance Director sighed and picked up the bag of freeze-dried food.
His biggest weakness was that he was too soft-hearted.
