Chapter 266: Fat Hu Wanqing
The hell is this a fox?
Isn’t it a pig?
Alright, talking to a pig is better than talking to a woman who’s like a pig.
It’s not that Shi Feizhe dislikes women who are like pigs, but the way Hu Wanqing transformed is really an eyesore.
“You need to lose weight! You’ll get obesity.” Shi Feizhe knows that animals and people are the same, if they’re too fat, their bodily functions will be affected.
“No! I’m not fat, I’m a symbol of wealth!” Hu Wanqing said.
Coming to Yangzhou was truly the happiest time in her fox life.
Every day, as long as she changes and changes, she has endless food to eat.
How can she not get fat?
Now even in Qingqiu Fox Nation, there’s a trend of appreciating fatness as beauty.
Only when you eat fat, will your fur be smooth.
Only when you eat fat, does it mean you have a good life.
That round and plump figure is the symbol of wealth. How can your skinny and bony appearance be beautiful?
You know, those fox demons wandering the Jianghu, how could they eat so fat?
Only in Yangzhou, with its sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, and salty flavors, with its chicken, duck, fish, meat, and eggs, you can eat whatever you want.
Even the fox clan who were tricked into coming here by Hu Wanqing have become her die-hard followers, cheering for the beauty of fatness.
On the snowy plains of Qingqiu, those bumpkins in the Fox Nation don’t know what grilled cold noodles are!
“…Take it easy, don’t die suddenly one day.” Shi Feizhe said: “Get regular checkups!”
“Yingyingying, I know.” Hu Wanqing said, rolling on the ground with her belly.
“I called you here because I wanted to ask, where did your fox clan come from? Who is the oldest fox in your clan? Does your fox clan have any historical records?”
Shi Feizhe asked three questions in a row, leaving Hu Wanqing dumbfounded.
On Hu Wanqing’s square face, her two small eyes revealed a hint of confusion.
Who am I? Where am I? What happened?
“Huh?” Looking at Hu Wanqing like this, Shi Feizhe knew that she was useless, only knowing how to eat all day long.
“Yingyingying, I don’t know.” Seeing Shi Feizhe’s face darken, Hu Wanqing said with a mournful face.
She really didn’t know, her mind was full of “skinny party counterattack” and “what to eat tonight”.
“…Who is the oldest fox in your clan? You must know this, right?” Shi Feizhe asked.
“I only know there’s an old geezer, I forgot her name.” Hu Wanqing said with a look of disgust: “She keeps saying that us fatties are reversing the heavenly stems, being teaching tools for humans, it’s really shameless, violating the ancestral laws.”
“You really have such an old monster!” Shi Feizhe said: “Where is Qingqiu Fox Nation, write down the address, I’ll go visit sometime.”
“Okay, okay! After you go, please teach those skinny fur foxes a lesson, so they won’t rebel against our fat party.” Hu Wanqing said, whining.
Shi Feizhe didn’t bother with her, watching as Hu Wanqing “bang” wrote a few crooked words on the paper and drew a picture, Shi Feizhe was even more confused.
The paper had a few lines and circles drawn on it.
“What does this mean?” Shi Feizhe asked.
“Go west from Liang Province, cross three big rivers, climb three big mountains, and you’ll reach Qingqiu Fox Nation.” Hu Wanqing pointed to the lines and circles and said.
“…You better go back to work!” Shi Feizhe felt that talking to this chubby girl was a waste of time.
“Yingyingying, I really only remember that much!” Hu Wanqing sensed Shi Feizhe’s displeasure and said: “How about I give you a blowjob to make you happy?”
“…”
Shi Feizhe’s face darkened, who the hell wants a blowjob from you!
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But speaking of blowjobs…
“One more question, both your parents are from the fox clan, right?” Shi Feizhe asked.
“Yingyingying, of course!” Hu Wanqing nodded her chubby face.
“Then why do you look for people to give you blowjobs?” Shi Feizhe asked again.
“For food. If we give you a blowjob, you give us food. We don’t lose anything.” Hu Wanqing said: “You gave us food, we thought you wanted to give us a blowjob.”
So that’s what you all think.
Shi Feizhe looked at her and said seriously: “I don’t give foxes blowjobs. Work hard for yourself in the future, and naturally you’ll have food. In Yangzhou, you don’t need to trade blowjobs for food.”
“Yingyingying, you’re so kind.” Hu Wanqing said.
“Go, go back to work!” Shi Feizhe watched as the chubby girl hugged his arm and whined, escorting her out the door.
So, Hu Wanqing happily went to eat.
Shi Feizhe called over Ya Da, Ya Da was the crow Shi Feizhe met at the very beginning.
“Caw caw caw! I’m here, I’m here, I’ve arrived riding auspicious clouds. The Bird Courier Bureau is at your service.” A crow about the size of a rooster, humming a strange tune, flapped its wings and landed on the windowsill of Shi Feizhe’s office.
“Ya Da, are there any particularly old birds in your crow clan?” Shi Feizhe asked.
“Not sure, don’t know, no contact!” Ya Da shook his head and said.
Crows are divided into several groups, they don’t communicate much with each other, and they even fight when they meet.
“Then do you know where Qingqiu Fox Nation is?” Shi Feizhe asked again.
“I know, of course I’ve been there. From Liang Province…” Ya Da started talking about the location of Qingqiu Fox Nation.
A crow knows its own home better than a fox, really…
“I heard there’s a very old fox in Qingqiu Fox Nation, do you know her?”
“That old fox smells strong, and talks strong too, she’s really annoying.” Ya Da nodded and said, his eyes darting around, he asked: “I wonder why the Academy Head is asking about that fox?”
“I just want to find some demon clans with long lineages and study the history of the demon race.” Shi Feizhe said.
“Eh?” Ya Da said: “Why doesn’t the Academy Head ask the Human-Demon World Family?”
“Human-Demon World Family?” Shi Feizhe was stunned.
This morning, Liaocheng said that demons are born from demons, how come there’s a Human-Demon World Family?
Have you all seen 《A Chinese Odyssey》?
“That’s right! The Human-Demon World Family is a clan that walks between the human race and the demon race. They have continued from ancient times to the present, they must have what the Academy Head needs.” Ya Da tilted his head and said, seemingly puzzled that the Academy Head didn’t know about the Human-Demon World Family.
“There are such people in the Jianghu?” Shi Feizhe felt that the Jianghu was truly beyond imagination.
“Yes! They are north of Jizhou Province, next to a very, very big lake!” Ya Da had flown to many places over the years, and he had also delivered letters to the Human-Demon World Family.
Shi Feizhe pondered for a moment, should he go to the fox clan or the Human-Demon World Family?
Of course, the Human-Demon World Family with a lineage is more worthy of visiting and communicating with!
He wants to see what the truth of this world really is!
So, he packed up and set off, flying towards the north of Jizhou Province.
The Human-Demon World Family I wrote about before, it’s not a filler plot!
