Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 10

Chapter 10: That Green Snake Looks Delicious

Chu Xin slapped away Long Yufei’s hand, huffing angrily, “I’m serious, don’t you laugh. Auntie, if you dare to have any ideas about my daddy, I’ll spank you, I’ll spank your butt until it blossoms.”

She had a serious expression, with a hint of childishness in her voice, waving her small fists in a fierce yet adorable threat.

“That’s right! I’ll beat you up too.”

Only then did Chu Chen realize what was happening, waving his chubby little hands, grinning and trying his best to look fierce.

Unfortunately, one of the two cute kids was exquisitely beautiful, and the other was incredibly adorable. No matter how hard they tried to make fierce expressions, they just looked cuter, completely lacking any intimidation factor.

“Alright, alright, I understand, I won’t have any ideas about your daddy.”

Long Yufei said cheerfully, reaching out to rub the heads of the two cute kids, her fondness growing.

They were so young and already knew to protect their mother, their mother must be very happy.

The image of her sister appeared in her mind, and she sighed inwardly, “I wonder how my sister’s two children are doing now, sigh!”

“Finally caught up to you.”

Just then, a cold voice suddenly sounded.

Everyone turned their heads and saw a green-haired old man standing on a green giant snake with a triangular head, approaching at an extremely fast speed.

“That old beast is here.”

Sword intent flickered in the old woman’s eyes, but soon she clutched her chest again, with an expression of unbearable pain.

“Master（Pavilion Master）.”

Long Yufei and the female guards were shocked. The poison had clearly been removed, so why was this happening suddenly?

Chu Xin looked at the old woman, then at the rapidly approaching green-haired old man, her big eyes blinked as if she understood something. She rushed to the old woman and cried, “Wuwu, Grandmother, don’t die, there are bad people coming, what will we do if you die?”

Chu Chen’s reaction was a bit slower, but his acting was even more exaggerated. He rolled like a meatball to the old woman and wailed loudly.

Seeing the two cute kids crying so miserably, the female guards thought something had really happened to the old woman and were extremely anxious.

Long Yufei, however, seemed to have a sudden realization and shouted, “Form the formation, we’ll fight him.”

Hearing this, the female guards, filled with hatred, stepped forward to shield the old woman behind them. They performed hand seals, and long swords flew out from their bodies, forming a sword formation, ready to block the green-haired old man.

“Old Sword Servant, it seems your poison has entered your lungs, and you’re not far from death.”

The green-haired old man sneered, and struck out with a palm from afar, a giant green handprint materialized.

“Disperse the formation!”

Long Yufei suddenly shouted. The female guards were stunned for a moment, but still dispersed the sword formation.

Just then, a sword light pierced through the air.

The green-haired old man was startled. The green handprint had just formed, and he couldn’t switch to a more powerful martial skill. He could only grit his teeth and send the green handprint down. Then he quickly formed hand seals, casting a more powerful martial skill.

The sword light penetrated the green handprint, its momentum undiminished, and in an instant, it appeared in front of the green-haired old man.

But the old man’s new martial skill wasn’t ready yet. In his haste, he summoned a defensive green armor from his body, but didn’t have time to channel his True Qi to fully activate the armor’s defensive capabilities.

Puchi!

The sword light pierced through the armor, penetrating the green-haired old man’s shoulder, green blood gushed out.

“Damn it! Your poison has been removed?”

The green-haired old man retreated rapidly, looking at the wound on his shoulder, his face darkened as he stared at the old woman slowly rising from the flying boat, filled with shock and anger.

“Haha, you tricked me once last time, this time I’m returning the favor, we’re even.”

The old woman laughed heartily, feeling extremely satisfied.

“Impossible, my snake venom can only be cured by a Pill Saint. No, even if a Pill Saint were here, it would be impossible to analyze the toxins in my snake venom and refine the corresponding antidote so quickly.”

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Hearing the green-haired old man’s words, the old woman, Long Yufei, and the others realized that they had still underestimated the antidote pills of the two cute kids, and also underestimated their father’s alchemy skills.

The old woman said coldly, “Nothing is impossible, old beast, today is your death day.”

With that, she formed sword seals with her hands, and thousands of sword qi rose from behind her. Then, with a wave of her sword finger, the sword qi rained down on the green-haired old man.

“So what if you injured me a little? You seem to have forgotten that a beast tamer’s strength depends on their pet beast. You shouldn’t have attacked me, you should have attacked my pet beast.”

The green-haired old man snorted coldly, and the green giant snake beneath his feet coiled around him, instantly protecting him completely.

“Giant Snake Shield!”

The green-haired old man roared, and the green True Qi in his body poured into the green giant snake. A layer of emerald green light screen appeared on the green giant snake’s body.

All the sword qi struck the light screen with a clang, unable to break through.

While Long Yufei and the others were nervously watching the battle between the two Martial Saints, in a corner of the flying boat, Chu Xin and Chu Chen were whispering to each other.

“Little Brother, that green giant snake looks delicious, I’ve never eaten snake before.” Chu Xin stuck out her little tongue and licked her lips, she was craving it again.

“Big Sister, I’ve never grilled snake before either, Daddy has never brought back a snake.”

Chu Chen’s big eyes blinked, clearly very interested in grilling snake.

“But that snake is covered in green toxins, it’s too disgusting, I don’t want to get my hands dirty.”

Chu Xin muttered softly as she took out a stack of talismans from her Spatial Ring, “To deal with a poisonous snake, thunder and fire should be the most effective, right?”

“No, no, no!”

Chu Chen shook his head repeatedly, his face jiggling vigorously, “Thunder and fire will burn the meat, and it won’t taste good.”

“That’s true.”

Hearing this, Chu Xin quickly put away the pile of thunder and fire talismans, and took out another stack of talismans, “Then how about freezing talismans?”

“No, no, no!”

Chu Chen shook his head again, “After freezing, the meat won’t taste good.”

“That’s true too.”

Chu Xin put away the freezing talismans again, frowned and thought for a moment, then took out another stack of talismans, “Soul Destroying Talismans, these should work, right?”

“Yes, yes, even if you smash the soul, it won’t affect the texture of the meat.”

Chu Chen’s eyes lit up immediately, and he nodded repeatedly. He searched his Spatial Ring and quickly took out a stack of Soul Destroying Talismans, “Big Sister, I’m ready.”

“Let’s go around to his back.”

Chu Xin waved her little hand, and the two cute kids turned into two streaks of light and disappeared instantly.

“Hmm? What are those two little ones doing?”

The old woman, who was maintaining the continuous sword qi attack on the green-haired old man, naturally noticed the two cute kids suddenly appearing behind the old man. A hint of doubt appeared in her eyes, but her expression didn’t change at all, and she didn’t let the old man notice any flaws.

“Smash him!”

Just then, Chu Xin’s childish voice rang out.

“Okay!”

Chu Chen responded in a childish voice. Then, the two cute kids waved their little hands continuously, and countless talismans flew out like they didn’t cost any money, smashing towards the green snake.