Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 11

Chapter 11: Adult Breakdowns Happen in an Instant

Hearing the sound, the Green-haired Old Man turned around, and seeing the overwhelming number of talismans flying towards him, he was scared witless.

However, when the talismans landed on the green light barrier above the Green Snake, they didn’t make any sound.

The Green-haired Old Man was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter: “I knew it, how could there be so many high-level talismans, they are all just for show.”

The Old Woman in the distance, as well as Long Yufei and the others who were also attracted by the sound, were stunned.

They had initially thought that the two Cute Kids were making a big scene, expecting an earth-shattering commotion, but unexpectedly, there was no reaction at all.

Could these be low-level talismans that the two Cute Kids practiced with?

But at this moment, the Green Snake suddenly let out a mournful hiss, its body twisting violently as if it had suffered a terrifying blow.

“What’s going on?”

The Green-haired Old Man’s expression changed drastically, and he tried his best to calm the Green Snake’s emotions, maintaining the flow of his True Qi.

Soon, the Green Snake seemed to feel better, and the struggling lessened.

Just as the old man breathed a sigh of relief, Chu Xin’s childish voice sounded again.

“Again!”

As soon as she spoke, another wave of talismans came crashing down.

The Green-haired Old Man’s mouth twitched slightly. Where the hell did these brats come from? Does their family sell talismans? Do they have any idea how much a single talisman costs? Do their parents not care that they are wasting talismans like this?

Just as he was stunned, the talismans landed on the green light barrier.

Again, there was no sound, but the Green Snake let out an even more mournful hiss than before.

“Damn it, soul-attacking talismans, are these Soul Destroying Talismans?”

The Green-haired Old Man was shocked. Soul Destroying Talismans could only be refined by Saint-level talisman masters, and each one was extremely precious and expensive.

These two brats were throwing Soul Destroying Talismans around like waste paper, and from the looks of it, they seemed to have an endless supply.

“Huh? It’s still not dead?”

At this moment, Chu Xin’s childish voice sounded again.

“Big Sister, this big snake’s soul seems to be very strong,” Chu Chen’s voice followed.

“It’s okay, just a few more hits. I don’t believe we can’t smash it to death,” Chu Xin said nonchalantly, then took out another stack of Soul Destroying Talismans and threw them down fiercely.

“We must smash it to death today,” Chu Chen nodded fiercely, and another stack of Soul Destroying Talismans was thrown out.

Hearing the conversation between the two Cute Kids, the Old Woman, Long Yufei, and the others were all speechless.

Even with their strength and status, they would have to pay a certain price to obtain a single Soul Destroying Talisman.

But these two brats were taking them out in stacks and throwing them around. Having a good father is truly wonderful.

“Damn it, which bastard spawned these two brats?”

The Green-haired Old Man was already cursing the two brats and their parents in his heart, but this time he didn’t dare to let these talismans land on the Green Snake.

But just as he was about to let the Green Snake leave, the Old Woman activated her sword technique again, and another wave of thousands of sword energies poured down, preventing the old man from moving rashly.

In this short moment, the overwhelming Soul Destroying Talismans fell again, and the Green Snake let out a desperate and painful hiss. Its green eyes gradually became dull and lifeless, and its body fell weakly.

“Damn it!”

The Green-haired Old Man’s eyes were bloodshot. His pet beast, which had been with him for many years, had its soul smashed to pieces by two brats using talismans.

That was a seventh-rank demon beast, comparable to a Martial Saint.

To die in such a way, how aggrieved.

“Damn brats, I will tear you to pieces.”

The Green-haired Old Man roared, pushing both hands upwards, releasing green True Qi, forming a green barrier in front of him, struggling to resist the sword energy attacks.

Chu Xin ignored the Green-haired Old Man, and turned to Chu Chen, saying: “Little Brother, catch the big snake quickly, don’t let it fall and get damaged. If it’s damaged, it won’t be good to eat.”

“Okay, Big Sister.”

Chu Chen responded, turning into a streak of light and chasing after the falling Green Snake.

As he approached the Green Snake, a whip appeared in his hand, and he swung it out, wrapping it around the Green Snake’s triangular head, pulling the falling giant snake up and flying onto the flying boat.

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Although the giant snake was over ten zhang long, and the flying boat only appeared to be a little over one zhang long on the outside, the internal space of the flying boat was much larger than it appeared from the outside, easily accommodating the ten-zhang-long giant snake.

“Ai Kaorou, are you really going to eat this snake?”

Long Yufei asked in surprise.

“Of course, we’ve never eaten snake meat before.”

Chu Chen nodded, his eyes flashing with intense anticipation.

Long Yufei and the others looked at the oily green giant snake, and the thought of eating it made them feel nauseous. They could only turn their heads and look into the sky.

Eat it?

In the sky, the Green-haired Old Man, who was desperately resisting the Old Woman’s sword energy, coughed up a mouthful of green blood when he heard this.

These two brats killed his pet beast, and now they want to eat it? They are simply too cruel.

This distraction caused his True Qi output to falter, and the green light barrier flickered, scaring him into quickly stabilizing his mind and reinforcing the barrier.

“Old beast, you’re right, most of your strength comes from your pet beast. Now that your pet beast is gone, how will you fight me?”

Seeing that the old man was still persisting, the Old Woman sneered, and her sword technique changed abruptly. The countless sword energies in the sky gathered, forming a ten-zhang giant sword.

With a wave of the Old Woman’s sword finger, the giant sword came crashing down on the Green-haired Old Man’s head.

With a loud bang, although it didn’t instantly break through the light barrier, it caused the old man to spit out several mouthfuls of blood, clearly suffering serious injuries.

The two Cute Kids ignored the battle. On the flying boat, they used a strange kind of water to clean the venom from the Green Snake, and then began to skin and bone it.

Although they were small, they were very skilled and fast. It didn’t take long for them to finish processing the big snake.

Then, Chu Xin was responsible for cutting the big snake into segments, and Chu Chen was responsible for starting the fire and grilling. They had a clear division of labor and worked together seamlessly.

Soon, the aroma of grilled meat wafted out.

Long Yufei and the female guards couldn’t help but sniff. It smelled so good.

“So fragrant!”

The trembling Old Woman and Old Man also couldn’t help but twitch their noses.

However, when he saw the scene on the flying boat, the Green-haired Old Man’s eyes turned red, and his emotions instantly collapsed.

“You two little beasts, I’ll kill you.”

The Green-haired Old Man roared, ignoring the sword energies in the sky, and charged straight towards the flying boat.

Chu Xin was startled by him, and took out a talisman and threw it out. It instantly transformed into a light barrier that enveloped the flying boat.

Bang!

The Green-haired Old Man crashed headfirst into the light barrier and was bounced back.

But he quickly flew back again, attacking the light barrier like a madman.

“Big Sister, he seems to have gone crazy.”

Chu Chen said while grilling the meat, a hint of confusion in his eyes, as if he didn’t understand why he had suddenly gone crazy when he was fine just a moment ago.

Chu Xin put her hands behind her back, sighed softly, and shook her head, saying: “Adult breakdowns happen in an instant.”

“Pfft!”

Long Yufei and the female guards burst out laughing, tears streaming down their faces.

It was obvious that these two children’s father must have done this in front of them, and now this little girl was imitating him.

The childish voice, coupled with the mature tone and comical actions, was extremely adorable.