Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 143

Chapter 143: Big Sister, How About We Roast the Five Thunders Tree?

*Pfft!*

Hearing this, Lei Wanjun immediately spat out a mouthful of blood, his eyes filled with endless anger and sorrow.

As the Young Thunder Saint, these lightning bolts couldn’t cause him too much damage, only temporarily paralyzing his body.

But Chu Chen’s words directly caused him internal injuries from anger.

To think that I, the dignified fifth-ranked prodigy of the Nine Provinces, would actually fall to such a state.

Heavens, why do you treat me like this? Why did you make me encounter these two damnable brats?

If he could start over, he would rather give up competing for the Five Thunders Fruit than encounter these two damnable brats.

He silently cried out in his heart, a tear sliding down the corner of his eye.

“Hey! Why are you crying?”

Chu Chen placed the Five Thunders Tree aside, squatted beside Lei Wanjun, and looked at the tears in the corners of his eyes, his eyes full of disdain, “I stopped crying when I was two years old. You’re such a grown-up, yet you’re still crying. You’re so shameless.”

*Pfft!*

Hearing this, Lei Wanjun, in his agitated state, spat out another mouthful of blood. He glared at Chu Chen with grief and indignation. It was a pity that he was completely paralyzed and unable to move, not even able to block his hearing.

“Oh dear, why are you spitting up blood again? Is it because of those lightning bolts? Those lightning bolts aren’t even that powerful. How could they make you spit up blood? Aren’t you a Young Martial Saint? Why are you so weak?” Chu Chen chattered on and on, his tone filled with a hint of doubt.

*Pfft!*

Lei Wanjun spat out even more blood.

If it weren’t for you two brats beating me into a serious injury, how could I have been hit by these lightning bolts?

“Why are you spitting up more and more blood? Oh right, you’re also the Young Thunder Saint, cultivating the power of lightning. How can you still be spitting up blood from lightning strikes? Look at me, I cultivate the saber, and I’ve never been struck by a saber to the point of spitting up blood.” Chu Chen blinked his big eyes, full of disdain.

Ah! You damnable Thunder Beasts, why aren’t you attacking yet? Strike this damnable brat to death!

Lei Wanjun’s mentality collapsed. Looking at the Thunder Beasts circling in the air, he actually started cursing them in his heart.

It was a pity that these Thunder Beasts had basically regained their senses after the Five Thunders Tree was bound. Moreover, they had been beaten by Chu Xin and Chu Chen and were afraid. They only wanted to rescue the Five Thunders Tree and didn’t want to leave.

Seeing that Lei Wanjun was spitting up more and more blood, Chu Chen hurriedly said, “Hey, hey, hey, don’t spit up blood yet. Give me the formation you just set up. Big Sister said that formation is quite powerful, and we’ve never seen it before. I want to play with it.”

So he wants that demonic formation.

Normally, Lei Wanjun wouldn’t be willing to give it up. But at this moment, he just wanted to escape this hell as soon as possible, far away from these two damnable brats.

After his body recovered a little, he took out a carved stone, which recorded the method and effects of the demonic formation.

He threw the carved stone on the ground and then rose into the air, flying unsteadily into the distance.

Looking at his pathetic figure, the numerous prodigies were momentarily silent, speechless for a long time.

The Thunder Beasts’ target was Chu Xin and Chu Chen, and they didn’t stop Lei Wanjun.

Chu Chen didn’t chase after him either. He picked up the carved stone on the ground, looked at it, and then put it into his Spatial Ring. Then, his gaze turned to the Five Thunders Tree beside him that was bound. He extended his finger with the Spatial Ring towards the Five Thunders Tree, wanting to put it into the Spatial Ring.

However, after trying several times, he failed.

“Why can’t I put it in?”

Chu Chen fell into thought.

“Stupid Brother, Dad said that Spatial Rings can’t store living things. This big tree can run on its own, so it must be alive.”

Chu Xin descended from the sky, lightly tapped Chu Chen’s head, and explained.

“I see.”

Chu Chen suddenly understood. He stretched out his chubby little hand and stroked his chin, muttering, “Then how do we take this thing away? We can’t keep carrying it, can we? It has life? Then it’s a demon beast? I wonder if it can be roasted and eaten.”

“Eat a tree? I’ve never eaten one before. We can try.” Chu Xin also stroked her delicate chin, her big, round eyes shining brightly.

Hearing the conversation between the siblings, the branches and roots of the bound Five Thunders Tree couldn’t help but tremble.

“Forget it, let’s just put it away and let it bear fruit for us to eat.”

After thinking for a while, Chu Xin finally gave up on the idea of eating the tree.

“Then where do we put it?” Chu Chen scratched his head, looking a little distressed.

“The Divine Sword Pavilion would work, but that Liar Grandpa is still sleeping, and I can’t enter the Divine Sword Pavilion.”

Chu Xin said as she pondered. After a moment, her eyes lit up, and she asked, “Little Brother, your Stone Milk Space seems to be able to store living things. How about we try putting the Five Thunders Tree in there?”

“Okay!”

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Chu Chen nodded. He tried using the Stone Milk Space, and to his surprise, it actually worked.

“It really works.”

Chu Chen’s consciousness entered the Stone Milk Space. He untied the restraints on the Five Thunders Tree. The Five Thunders Tree shook its branches and roots violently and rushed into the Stone Milk Lake, greedily absorbing the Stone Milk.

This Stone Milk was pure energy, without a trace of saber intent, so the Five Thunders Tree could naturally absorb it.

“Hey, hey, hey, don’t drink too much. Don’t drink it all.”

Chu Chen shouted loudly.

Hearing this, the Five Thunders Tree trembled, and the speed at which it absorbed the Stone Milk slowed down.

Chu Chen breathed a sigh of relief. He looked at the Five Thunders Tree, then at the Stone Milk Lake, and his consciousness retreated.

“Big Sister, it’s done.”

Chu Chen clapped his hands and stood up. He looked at the Thunder Beasts above that had become restless because the Five Thunders Tree had disappeared, and said, “Big Sister, how about we put them all into the Stone Milk Space and raise them? Just like the Uncles and Aunties in the village raise big pigs and big chickens, fatten them up and then slaughter them for food.”

“Good idea.”

Chu Xin nodded.

The siblings hit it off immediately. They rose into the air together and threw a bunch of talismans at the Thunder Beasts, which turned into ropes and bound them.

In an instant, a small half of the Thunder Beasts were subdued, and the rest scattered and fled.

The Five Thunders Tree was gone, so they naturally had no need to fight to the death.

Chu Chen put all the subdued Thunder Beasts into the Stone Milk Space. The originally panicked Thunder Beasts were excited to see the Five Thunders Tree rooted in the Stone Milk Lake.

After being released, they all rose into the air and circled around the Five Thunders Tree.

The branches and roots of the Five Thunders Tree shook, and five different colored lightning bolts spread across the sky of the Stone Milk Space, instantly covering most of the space.

“Why do I feel like this space should be renamed Five Thunders Space?”

Chu Chen muttered to himself.

“Little Brother, I want to eat grilled steak.”

At this time, Chu Xin had already carried the corpse of the Five-Colored Kui Niu over.

“Okay!”

Chu Chen nodded and threw himself into the culinary processing of the Five-Colored Kui Niu.

The numerous prodigies looked at each other, speechless. What a pair of foodies.

They ate before snatching the Five Thunders Fruit, and they’re eating again after snatching it.

“Let’s go.”

The numerous prodigies left, preparing to find a safe place to heal their injuries.

“Grilled beef? Do I get a share?”

Long Shaoyu and the other two arrived.

*Roar!*

A dragon’s roar sounded, and the Two-Headed Little Pig flew over from Long Shaoyu’s arms.

Since eating the Thunder Hawk Blood Soup, this fellow had fallen into a deep sleep. It had just woken up not long ago, and its strength had improved again, but it hadn’t broken through.

It looked at the huge Five-Colored Kui Niu, and both of its pig mouths were drooling.

If it could eat some Five-Colored Kui Niu meat, it should be able to break through to the peak of the seventh rank.