Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 144

Chapter 144: Not Everyone is as Perverted as These Brats

After Chu Xin finished preparing the ingredients from the Five-Colored Kui Niu, while waiting for the meat to grill, she took out a Purple Thunder Fruit and took a bite.

Crackle!

Streaks of purple electric arcs spread from her mouth and spread throughout her body.

However, this level of purple lightning could not harm her.

“So sweet!”

Chu Xin was overjoyed and took two more bites. She looked up at Long Shaoyu and asked, “Big Brother, do you want to eat some fruit?”

“No need, we’ll just eat the grilled meat.”

Long Shaoyu shook his head. Although the Five Thunders Fruit contained powerful energy, it was useless to him.

He didn’t have any lightning cultivators under his command to give it to, and although he could sell it for a high price at an auction.

But there was no need for that.

“We don’t want any either.”

The square-faced youth and the young archer looked at the purple lightning spreading across Chu Xin’s body and shook their hands repeatedly in fear.

Although the Five Thunders Fruit was good, they were not lightning cultivators, so it was useless to them. Moreover, with their cultivation level, they wouldn’t dare to eat it directly.

“That’s a pity, such a delicious fruit.”

Chu Xin mumbled softly and took two more bites of the fruit, her big eyes narrowing slightly. “It’s really sweet.”

Chu Chen grilled the meat while eating a Red Thunder Fruit with gusto.

Soon, the two siblings had each eaten two Five Thunders Fruits, leaving only one Black Thunder Fruit.

“Sister, you can have this black fruit.”

Chu Chen looked at the Black Thunder Fruit and said with a grin.

Chu Xin shook her head and said with a look of disgust, “I don’t want it, it’s too ugly.”

Ugly?

Long Shaoyu and the others turned to look at the Black Thunder Fruit. Although it was dark and not particularly good-looking, it wasn’t so ugly that it was inedible.

Moreover, these brats had previously eaten rune characters and ancient treasures. They were complete foodies and shouldn’t refuse to eat something just because it was ugly.

“Then I’ll chop it up and throw it into the beef blood curd soup.”

Chu Chen’s eyes darted around, and with a wave of his fleshy little hand, he chopped the Black Thunder Fruit into pieces and threw it into the pot. He then covered it with the lid, sealing in the energy.

Crackle!

They could faintly hear the sound of lightning striking the pot lid from inside.

Long Shaoyu looked at Chu Xin, then at Chu Chen. He suddenly seemed to understand why neither of them wanted to eat the Black Thunder Fruit. They simply wanted the other to eat it.

“It’s too ugly” was just an excuse.

He sighed inwardly. These two siblings had a really good relationship.

“Sister, the steak is ready.”

After a while, Chu Chen picked up a piece of steak that was bigger than him and handed it to Chu Xin.

Chu Xin, not afraid of the heat, held the large steak and took a big bite with an “Awoo” sound.

“Wow! So delicious. Little Brother’s grilling skills are getting better and better.”

Chu Xin exclaimed while eating, her words muffled.

“Of course.”

Chu Chen raised his little head proudly. Compared to his saber cultivation, he cared more about others’ evaluation of his grilling skills.

“Ai Kaorou, can you give us some too?”

Long Shaoyu swallowed and asked expectantly.

“Sure.”

Chu Chen nodded and gave Long Shaoyu, the other two, and the two-headed piglet each a piece of steak.

Hearing the endless praise from the crowd and the grunting of the two-headed piglet, Chu Chen nodded in satisfaction and began to eat his own piece of steak.

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By the time everyone finished the first piece of steak, the beef blood curd soup was also ready.

Chu Chen opened the pot lid, and a fragrant aroma immediately wafted out, along with black lightning.

“Sister, here you go.”

Chu Chen served a bowl for Chu Xin and then turned to Long Shaoyu and the others, asking, “Big Brother, do you want some soup?”

“No, we’ll just stick with the grilled meat.”

Long Shaoyu shook his head.

That bowl of soup contained the energy of an entire Black Thunder Fruit. Not to mention whether they could handle it directly, the important thing was that they were not lightning cultivators. Drinking it would not only be useless but would also require them to spend a lot of time and effort to refine the lightning energy or expel it, which was not worth the effort.

“Oh!”

Chu Chen nodded and served two bowls for the two-headed piglet.

The two-headed piglet looked at the two bowls of soup and the black electric arcs spreading within them, a hint of hesitation appearing in its four pig eyes.

It was not a lightning cultivator either, and it didn’t know if it could handle these two bowls of Black Thunder Beef Blood Soup.

After hesitating for a moment, a determined glint flashed in its four pig eyes.

It was well aware of its own aptitude. Without any special opportunities, it would never be able to break through to the seventh rank, let alone the peak of the seventh rank, or even aspire to the eighth rank.

Since being kidnapped by these two little devils, it had eaten the meat of those high-level demon beasts and their blood, and its cultivation had risen all the way to the late stage of the seventh rank.

But its talent had not improved, and it would be almost impossible to continue improving through its own cultivation in the future.

The only way was to continuously devour high-level demon beast meat and blood, as well as high-level heavenly materials and earthly treasures.

This Black Thunder Beef Blood Soup, containing the Black Thunder Fruit and the blood of the Five-Colored Kui Niu, could be considered a supreme treasure.

As long as it could endure it, its cultivation would definitely break through.

Therefore, it decided to take a gamble.

The two small pig heads were buried in the bowls, and it gulped down the Black Thunder Beef Blood Soup.

Crackle!

Streaks of black electric arcs quickly spread throughout its body. The two-headed piglet let out a painful dragon’s roar, and its body instantly returned to its original form. Its massive body lay on the ground, rolling around.

“Ah! What’s wrong with Little Pig?”

Chu Xin, who had just finished a bowl of soup, was startled and asked with a puzzled look.

Chu Chen shook his head, his eyes also full of confusion. “I don’t know. It just drank two bowls of soup and became like this. Could it be that my soup wasn’t cooked properly, and it got a stomachache?”

As he spoke, he looked at the beef blood soup in the pot again, shook his head, and mumbled, “It’s cooked. It shouldn’t have given it a stomachache.”

Chu Xin nodded and said, “It’s definitely not the soup’s problem, it’s its own problem. Hmm, maybe its stomach is too small, and it ate too much and got bloated.”

“Yes, that makes sense.”

Chu Chen nodded repeatedly.

Long Shaoyu listened to the conversation between the two siblings and was somewhat speechless. He explained, “That Black Thunder Beef Blood Soup contains the lightning power of the Black Thunder Fruit and the energy of the Five-Colored Kui Niu. For ordinary cultivators and demon beasts, it is a rare opportunity. But the premise is that they can withstand the energy impact contained in the soup. If they can’t withstand it, they will explode and die; if they can endure it, their cultivation will definitely increase greatly.”

The square-faced youth also chimed in, “That’s also why we didn’t dare to drink that soup. Even those lightning cultivators, when they get this Five Thunders Fruit, they have to use secret methods to slowly refine and absorb it. No one dares to eat it directly like you two.”

“Oh, I see.”

Chu Chen came to a sudden realization and then said with some confusion, “But I didn’t feel much of an energy impact. Sister, did you feel it?”

Chu Xin shook her head and said, “There was a little energy impact, but it disappeared after I drank it. I don’t know why Little Pig is having such a big reaction.”

Long Shaoyu and the other two looked at each other speechlessly. Not everyone and every beast is as perverted as you two, okay?

Their lips moved, but in the end, they didn’t say what they were thinking.

They just couldn’t help but speculate about the origins of these two brats and the identities of their parents. What kind of existence could cultivate such two perverted brats?