Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 178

Chapter 178: How Can Mother Be a Man?

“You big villain, return my reward.”

Chu Xin withdrew the Heaven Slaying Sword. Her tiny body flickered, transforming into a ray of light and instantly appearing behind the Grand Elder. She waved her small, fair hand and slapped the Grand Elder’s buttocks.

Just now, within the formation space, she had seen this old swindler condense the attacks of Heavenly Punishment, Earth’s Destruction, and Thunder Punishment. This old swindler must have pocketed the golden light reward from the tribulation clouds.

With a resounding smack, the Grand Elder screamed miserably and flew forward, crashing into another wall and creating a human-shaped crater.

“Grand Elder!”

Everyone exclaimed in unison, their eyes filled with a trace of fear as they looked at Chu Xin.

Even the Ten Directions Absolute Killing Formation couldn’t trap her. This brat’s strength exceeded their imagination.

“Attack together.”

Long Fei roared. He was ordered by Madam to stop this brat. No mistakes could be made.

“Kill!”

Everyone shouted in unison, launching their attacks at Chu Xin.

They knew this brat was powerful, so they didn’t hold back, unleashing their strongest attacks from the start.

“A bunch of villains.”

Chu Xin pouted. Her body flickered repeatedly, like a golden light shuttling through the crowd. Wherever she passed, screams echoed, and figures flew. In an instant, everyone was sent flying.

After a long while, everyone covered their buttocks and crawled up, looking at Chu Xin with anger and fear.

This damn brat, she actually targeted their buttocks.

They felt that half of their buttocks had gone numb. It must have been smashed by this brat’s slap.

Whoosh!

Chu Xin once again transformed into a golden light, waving her small, fair hand like swatting flies, and fiercely slapped everyone’s other buttock. Everyone was sent flying again, their screams echoing through the underground space.

This time, they finally learned their lesson. They lay on the ground, screaming, not daring to get up again.

Chu Xin clapped her hands, huffed twice, and muttered, “If Dad hadn’t said I can’t kill anyone before I’m ten, I would have killed you all with my sword, you bunch of big villains who bullied my mother and pocketed my tribulation cloud reward.”

Bullied your mother?

Please, we don’t even know who your mother is. Besides, you’re such a powerful brat. How could your mother be bullied?

Pocketed the tribulation cloud reward?

Where did that come from? When did we ever pocket your tribulation cloud reward? Isn’t the tribulation cloud reward only given after overcoming a tribulation? How can that be pocketed?

Everyone felt wronged, but they didn’t dare to say a word, only able to lie on the ground and wail.

Wait, this brat couldn’t possibly mistake the Thunder Punishment within the formation for tribulation clouds, right?

Suddenly, the Grand Elder and the others thought of something, and they felt like crying but had no tears.

Chu Xin took out a pile of talismans from her Spatial Ring and casually tossed them. They transformed into golden chains, binding everyone. She then imitated the way her “mother” was tied up in the blood pool, suspending them all in the air.

Having done all this, she clapped her hands in satisfaction and flashed to appear above the blood pool, shouting expectantly, “Mother.”

Unfortunately, that person didn’t respond.

Chu Xin flew closer, biting her finger and muttering, “What did Dad say to do? Check the nose? Or feel the neck? Hmm, let’s try both.”

With that, she extended her fair finger to check for breath under that person’s nose, then felt the neck. She sighed in relief, “Good, still breathing.”

“Mother, don’t be afraid. I’m here to save you.”

Chu Xin pointed her sword finger, severing the chains on her “mother’s” body, as well as the blood threads extending from the blood pool.

With a wave of her left hand, she conjured a giant hand to support her “mother’s” body and turned to leave.

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“Damn brat, put that person down.”

The Grand Elder and the others roared, their expressions filled with anxiety and fear.

This person was of great importance and could not be rescued. Otherwise, the entire Cangzhou would face a catastrophe.

“Shut up.”

Chu Xin waved her hand, and a pile of talismans flew out, sealing their ability to speak. Then she turned to look at the blood pool and muttered, “This thing looks a bit disgusting and smells a bit nauseating, but it seems like a good treasure too. And, the Imperial Capital should also have the power of fortune, right? In case they catch up and use the power of fortune to attack me, I can use this thing to resist the power of fortune.”

Remembering how the Provincial Governor in Lánzhōu used this thing to resist the power of fortune, Chu Xin decided to dig up the blood pool as well.

She placed the unconscious “mother” aside, took out her treasure-digging hoe, stuck out her little butt, and quickly started digging around the blood pool.

The Grand Elder and the others tried to speak, but no one could make a sound. They could only watch helplessly as the brat dug up the blood pool.

“Done!”

After digging up the blood pool, Chu Xin directly stored it into her Spatial Ring. She turned to her “mother” and prepared to conjure the giant hand again to lift her “mother” and leave. But looking at her “mother’s” face covered by messy hair, she suddenly stopped.

“Let me see what Mother looks like first. I’ve never seen Mother before.”

Chu Xin squatted beside her “mother”, her gaze suddenly stopping at her “mother’s” chest. She muttered in confusion, “Why is Mother’s chest so small? How did she breastfeed us with such a small chest?”

She had seen younger brothers and sisters in the village being breastfed by their mothers, and their chests were very big. She had wanted to try it too, but before she could, she was caught by the scruff of her neck and carried back by Dad.

But why was her own mother so flat? She couldn’t understand.

“Oh right, Dad said Mother was captured after giving birth to us and never got to breastfeed us. It must be because of this that she’s so flat.”

Chu Xin suddenly had an epiphany, her big, round eyes filled with heartache. “Mother is so pitiful. Just because she couldn’t breastfeed me and Little Brother, she’s always been so flat. She must be in so much pain.”

She turned her head and glared fiercely at the Grand Elder and the others. Humph, if it weren’t for Dad not allowing me to kill, I would definitely kill all these big villains.

The Grand Elder and the others collectively shivered, secretly terrified. Could this brat hear them cursing her in their hearts? This was too outrageous.

“I’ll have to let Mother breastfeed me and Little Brother more in the future so it can grow bigger.”

As Chu Xin muttered, she extended her small, fair hand and brushed aside the hair covering her “mother’s” face, finally seeing her “mother’s” appearance clearly.

“Huh? How can Mother be a man?”

Chu Xin exclaimed in surprise, her big, round eyes filled with confusion and disbelief.

“The mothers of the older brothers, older sisters, younger brothers, and younger sisters in the village are all women. Why is my mother a man? And so ugly?”

This person’s face and neck were covered in blood-colored lines, looking extremely hideous.

Chu Xin scratched her head, stared at that person’s chest for another two glances, and muttered, “No wonder it’s so flat. Turns out my mother is a man.”

“Forget it. Dad said a child shouldn’t dislike their mother’s ugliness. No matter how ugly, she’s still my mother. Even if she’s a man, she’s still my mother. I’ll save her first.”

With that, she once again conjured the giant hand, lifted her “mother” into the air, and tore through the void, disappearing.