Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 20

Chapter 20: If You’re Kissed, You’re Not a Pure Child Anymore

The Yin Demon Saber Saint’s screams grew weaker, and the siblings Chu Xin and Chu Chen had had their fun, so they stopped their game of kickball.

Chu Chen’s last kick sent him flying into the flying boat.

“Grandma, this pervert is all yours.”

Although he had been shouting about beating the Yin Demon Saber Saint to death, he still couldn’t quite bring himself to actually kill someone.

“After all, he’s still just a three-year-old child.”

The old woman sighed inwardly, then looked at the Yin Demon Saber Saint lying on the ground, his eyes dull, like a pile of mashed meat, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.

She had just been lamenting that the two little cuties were too soft-hearted to finish off their enemies, but seeing the Yin Demon Saber Saint’s miserable state, she quickly retracted her thoughts.

With her eyesight, she could tell at a glance that all the bones in the Yin Demon Saber Saint’s body were completely shattered.

Even if she didn’t kill him, he probably wouldn’t last long before his own body crushed his internal organs, leading to his death.

This was much more cruel than killing him directly.

However, she didn’t sympathize with the Yin Demon Saber Saint’s fate. Thinking about the fate of those the Yin Demon Saber Saint had killed before, she could only say that it was karma, retribution, and he deserved it.

“I’ll go take care of this.”

The old woman waved her hand, and a surge of True Qi lifted the dazed Yin Demon Saber Saint, carrying him out of the flying boat and disappearing from everyone’s sight.

Soon, everyone felt an ethereal Heavenly Sword Intent.

Everyone naturally knew what had happened, but no one said anything.

After all, there were still two three-year-old children present.

“What a pity, no grilled meat to eat.”

Chu Xin licked her lips, a little disappointed, her gaze drifting towards her younger brother.

Before she could speak, Chu Chen quickly waved his hands and shook his head, “Big Sister, there’s really no grilled meat this time. You ate all the grilled meat I hid.”

“Fine.”

Chu Xin glanced at the Spatial Ring on Chu Chen’s finger, still not giving up, and nodded her little head.

Long Yufei hugged the siblings and said with a smile, “When we get to the provincial capital, Auntie will give you lots and lots of monster beast meat, so you can grill it slowly and eat it slowly.”

“Okay, okay, Auntie, you can’t lie.” Chu Chen clapped his little hands happily.

“Daddy said that liars’ noses will grow very, very long.”

Chu Xin touched Long Yufei’s nose and gestured with her little hands, “About this long, very ugly.”

Long Yufei was amused by the siblings and couldn’t help but kiss them on their little cheeks.

The siblings were stunned for a moment, then they simultaneously raised their little hands, one white and one chubby, and wiped their faces in unison.

“What are you doing?”

Long Yufei was a little confused. What was the meaning of this? Was she being rejected by two little cuties? She, the second most beautiful woman in the Imperial Capital, who countless people desired to kiss, was actually being rejected by two little cuties?

“Boohoo, I’m not pure anymore.”

Chu Chen cried, tears welling up in his eyes.

“Not pure?” Long Yufei was bewildered.

Chu Xin wiped her face and explained, “Daddy said we can’t let people kiss us. If we’re kissed, we’re not pure children anymore.”

Her voice also carried a hint of a sob.

Long Yufei was speechless. What kind of nonsense had their father been teaching them?

Seeing that the two little cuties were about to burst into tears, Long Yufei hurriedly said, “Can your daddy kiss you?”

“Of course Daddy can.” The two cuties’ eyes were filled with tears, and as they nodded vigorously, the tears were flung out.

“Can your mommy kiss you?” Long Yufei asked again.

“Of course Mommy can.” The two cuties nodded again.

Long Yufei patiently said, “Then can you think of me as your mommy’s sister? I’m your little aunt, can your little aunt kiss you?”

“Little Aunt can.” Chu Chen nodded.

Chu Xin tilted her head and hesitated, “But Auntie, you’re not our little aunt.”

Long Yufei’s eyes darted around, and she smiled, “Then when you find your mommy, I’ll become sworn sisters with her. I’ll acknowledge her as my older sister, how about that?”

“Okay.”

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The two cuties wiped the tears from their eyes and nodded repeatedly, their little faces breaking into bright, innocent smiles again.

Long Yufei finally breathed a sigh of relief. She had finally managed to coax these two little cuties. This was more tiring than fighting with blood wolves.

When I see your daddy, I must have a good talk with him. What does he mean by ‘if you’re kissed, you’re not a pure child anymore’?

The female guards covered their mouths, trying to suppress their laughter.

“Provincial Governor Long, let’s go.”

The old woman returned to the flying boat and instructed Long Yufei to pilot it. She was going to meditate and recover.

“Wait a minute.”

Chu Chen suddenly spoke.

“Ai Kaorou, what’s wrong?” Long Yufei asked curiously.

“Wait for me.”

Chu Chen flew up into the air, swooped down, and came to the deep chasm on the ground. He took out a jade bottle and chanted some incantations.

The jade bottle suddenly grew larger and produced a powerful suction force.

The next moment, the cold spring water turned into a waterfall, flowing backward into the jade bottle.

“He wants to collect the Earthly Yin Spring?”

“What does he want that for?”

The female guards were surprised and discussed among themselves.

The old woman and Long Yufei exchanged a glance, both seeing the shock in each other’s eyes.

The Earthly Yin Spring was indeed a treasure, but it was very difficult to collect. It was even more difficult to refine a treasure that could hold the Earthly Yin Spring.

Clearly, the jade bottle in the little cutie’s hand was also a rare treasure.

After a while, Chu Chen finished collecting the Earthly Yin Spring and put the jade bottle into his Spatial Ring. The cold aura in the area quickly dissipated.

“Okay, let’s go.”

Back on the flying boat, Chu Chen said with satisfaction.

While piloting the flying boat, Long Yufei asked curiously, “Ai Kaorou, what are you going to do with the Earthly Yin Spring? Your saber techniques are fierce and domineering. You can’t use the Earthly Yin Spring for cultivation, can you?”

“Cultivation? I don’t want to use this stuff for cultivation.”

Chu Chen shook his head repeatedly.

“Then what are you going to use it for?” a female guard couldn’t help but ask.

“For chilling.”

Chu Chen took out a transparent bottle from his Spatial Ring. The bottle had handles on both sides, and the lid on top was a soft nipple.

This was the baby bottle that Chu Feng had specially refined for the two children. It was used for feeding them milk, and its defensive capabilities had actually reached the level of a Saint Weapon.

The bottle was filled with a white liquid, and the entire bottle was emitting a cold aura.

“Earthly Yin Energy?”

Long Yufei was a little surprised. Could this have just been taken from the Earthly Yin Spring?

Chu Chen took out a small chair from his Spatial Ring, just big enough for his little bottom. He leaned back in the small chair, crossed his legs, held the bottle in one hand, and rested his other hand on the armrest of the chair. He took a sip and said with a look of enjoyment, “It’s so nice and cold, so delicious.”

“Wow! Little Brother, you’re so smart. Quick, chill some for me too.”

Chu Xin also took out a baby bottle from her own Spatial Ring, not forgetting to complain, “Daddy is so bad. He drinks cold drinks himself, saying how delicious they are, but he warns us not to drink them. Humph!”

“Big Sister, I’ll share some Earthly Yin Spring with you. You can do it yourself.”

Chu Chen took out a jade bottle from his Spatial Ring, which contained the Earthly Yin Spring he had portioned out.

Chu Xin took the jade bottle and put it into her Spatial Ring along with her own baby bottle.

Long Yufei and the female guards’ eyelids twitched. Using Earthly Yin Spring for chilling, only this little guy could come up with that idea, and only these two little guys would dare to drink it.