Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 218

Chapter 218: Wet Nurse, Could Your Husband Be a Scumbag?

The Two-Headed Fire Dragon Xi looked at Chu Xin with surprise, then silently ran to a distance and lay down. It covered the two ears of the left pig’s head with its dragon claws and wrapped its dragon tail around the two ears of the right pig’s head. Its four narrow pig eyes were tightly closed, adopting a posture of “I can’t hear, I can’t see.”

This kind of matter was not something a small fry like it could listen to. What if the Nine-Colored Deer became angry out of shame and, not having the heart to kill those two little devils, took it out on it instead? That would be too unfair.

Indeed, a trace of shame and annoyance flashed in the eyes of the Nine-Colored Deer. How could this brat say anything?

Hearing this, Chu Chen, who was sitting nearby with his legs crossed leisurely drinking beast milk, immediately sat up. He looked at the Nine-Colored Deer with puppy-dog eyes and said pitifully, “Wet Nurse, I haven’t had fresh milk either.”

The Nine-Colored Deer rolled her eyes dramatically and said exasperatedly, “There’s none left. There hasn’t been any for three years. It was all given to your father.”

“Ah? My father drained you dry three years ago?”

Chu Xin said with a disappointed look.

Thump!

The Nine-Colored Deer’s four hooves went weak, and she fell to the ground, unable to get up for a while.

What kind of outrageous words were coming out of this brat’s mouth? What kind of nonsense had that scoundrel been teaching them? If these words got out, how could she show her face in the demon beast world?

“I can’t hear, I can’t see.”

The Two-Headed Fire Dragon Xi lay on the ground, covering its ears. As it silently chanted in its heart, its two hind dragon claws kept moving backward, its body wriggling on the ground like a snake.

“Wet Nurse, what’s wrong? Are you sick?”

Chu Chen quickly ran to the Nine-Colored Deer and squatted down, asking with a worried look.

“I’m fine, I’m just a little, tired.”

The Nine-Colored Deer got up from the ground, looked at Chu Xin and Chu Chen, and sighed slightly. Being with these two brats was really too much to handle. Could it be that that scoundrel human couldn’t handle these two brats either, so he let them out to wreak havoc on the world?

“It’s good that you’re fine.”

Chu Chen patted his little chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

The Nine-Colored Deer nodded slightly. This brat still had some conscience, knowing to care about her.

“Wet Nurse, when will you have milk again?”

Chu Chen tilted his head and asked with a hopeful look.

The Nine-Colored Deer’s body stiffened, and she almost fell again.

Brats, they’re all brats, absolutely detestable.

“Wait a minute, Dad said that a person can’t have a baby alone. It takes both Dad and Mom to have a baby, and only after having a baby is there milk.” A hint of confusion suddenly appeared in Chu Xin’s big, round eyes.

“That’s right.”

Chu Chen also nodded abruptly, looked around, and asked curiously, “Wet Nurse, where’s your wife? No, where’s your husband?”

Pa!

Chu Xin slapped Chu Chen on the back of his head and said exasperatedly, “Stupid brother, it’s called husband, not wife or whatever. You’re so stupid.”

“Oh, right, right, right, husband. Wet Nurse, where did your husband go?” Chu Chen nodded repeatedly and asked.

“I…”

The Nine-Colored Deer was momentarily speechless, not knowing how to respond.

Chu Xin suddenly clapped her little hands and said loudly, “I know, did he run away after you gave birth to his children, just like our mother?”

“I know about this. Dad said this kind of person is called scum.” Chu Chen raised his little hand and said excitedly.

Pa!

Chu Xin slapped Chu Chen on the head again and corrected him exasperatedly, “That’s called a scumbag, not scum.”

“Oh.”

Chu Chen rubbed his little head and said sympathetically, “So Wet Nurse met a scumbag.”

“Yes, a scumbag.”

Chu Xin finally nodded in satisfaction.

Chu Chen tilted his head and thought for a moment, then said in a low voice, “Sister, this isn’t right. Why do I feel like we’re scolding Mom?”

“Uh!”

Chu Xin was also stunned for a moment, then waved her little white hand and said, “No, no, Mom isn’t. Dad said Mom was suppressed, locked up.”

“That’s true.”

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Chu Chen nodded his little head, turned to look at the Nine-Colored Deer, and asked curiously, “Wet Nurse, is your husband also locked up? Are you not going to save him?”

“I want some peace and quiet!”

The Nine-Colored Deer took a deep breath, turned her head, and left, not wanting to stay a moment longer.

Whoosh!

The Nine-Colored Deer transformed into a nine-colored light and slipped into the Deer Cave.

Buzz!

The breached formation reactivated, and a light curtain enveloped the entire Deer Cave.

Chu Chen stared at the formation barrier, tugged at Chu Xin’s clothes, and asked doubtfully, “Sister, what does Wet Nurse mean? She wants some peace and quiet, why did she activate the formation? Does she think we’re too noisy?”

Chu Xin blinked her big, round eyes, thought for a moment, and shook her head, “Probably not. Maybe she’s too tired after fighting with the Eight Martial Emperors for so long. Didn’t you see she couldn’t even stand properly and fell down just now?”

“Oh, yeah.”

Chu Chen suddenly understood, ran to the entrance of the Deer Cave, and shouted loudly, “Wet Nurse, you should rest well. Only when you rest well will you be healthy, and only when you’re healthy will you have more milk.”

“Wet Nurse, when you have milk, remember to come to the Middle Province and tell us. Don’t forget.”

Chu Xin shouted in a childish voice.

The Nine-Colored Deer lay on the ground, covering her ears with her two front hooves. If it weren’t for her high cultivation level, she would have wanted to bang her head against a wall and die.

These two brats were just too much to handle, and they were fixated on her milk. There were so many demon beasts in the world, why did they have to keep pestering her? Why didn’t they tell their scoundrel father to go and snatch some more beast milk?

“Sister, do you think Wet Nurse heard us?”

Chu Chen looked at the Nine-Colored Deer lying on the ground and said with some concern, “Should we break this barrier and go in to tell her again?”

“No need. This barrier doesn’t block sound. Didn’t we hear the Demonic Jiao’s voice from inside the cave earlier? Wet Nurse definitely heard us.”

Chu Xin clapped her little hands and said, “Let’s go. We should also set off for Lei Zhou.”

“Okay!”

Chu Chen turned his head again to look at the Nine-Colored Deer in the Deer Cave and shouted in a childish voice, “Wet Nurse, we’re leaving. Don’t forget, when you have milk, come to the Middle Province and tell us.”

After saying that, he reluctantly withdrew his gaze, grabbed the Two-Headed Fire Dragon Xi, who was lying on the ground with its ears covered and eyes closed, and jumped into the God Coffin.

“By the way, did Wet Nurse just say that the Demonic Jiao was the overlord of the Demonic Jiao Territory?”

After entering the God Coffin, Chu Xin suddenly asked.

“I think so.” Chu Chen thought for a moment and nodded his little head.

“Now that the Demonic Jiao is dead, there shouldn’t be any Eighth-Rank Demon Beasts in the Demonic Jiao Territory, right? Should we go there and loot it first?” Chu Xin suggested.

“Yes, yes, let’s go to the Demonic Jiao Territory first, then to Lei Zhou.” Chu Chen cheered with joy. Looting treasures was his third biggest hobby, second only to grilling meat.

“Hey, Uncle, do you know how to get to the Demonic Jiao Territory?”

Chu Xin turned to the Lei Zhou Cultivator and asked.

“Yes, yes.”

The Lei Zhou Cultivator nodded repeatedly. To survive, he dared not disobey these two brats.

“Good, let’s go, to the Demonic Jiao Territory.” With a wave of her hand, Chu Xin sent the God Coffin soaring into the sky and speeding away. It eventually plunged into the provincial sea and traveled rapidly.

Whoosh whoosh!

Not long after they left, several figures flew out of the Deer Cave.

“After all, they grew up drinking my milk.”

In the Deer Cave, the gentle voice of the Nine-Colored Deer sounded.