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Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 285

Chapter 285

Chapter 285: You Can’t Fathom the Thoughts of Brats

“Brats, hand over the divine artifact, and I’ll leave you with a complete corpse.”

Lei Zhan pointed at Chu Xin and shouted sternly.

Chu Xin took a sip of beast milk, tilted her little head, looked at Jin Hong, and asked doubtfully, “Mother Uncle, what does it mean to leave a complete corpse?”

“Well, it means to let you leave a complete corpse,” Jin Hong explained.

“Ah? A corpse? Then I still have to die? What’s the difference if I hand over the divine artifact or not?”

Chu Xin was full of confusion.

“Uh, that’s a good question,” Jin Hong was stunned for a moment, then said with a wry smile.

Chu Xin turned back to Lei Zhan, pointed to her own head, and asked in a childish voice, “Big Bad Uncle, is something wrong here? Uncle Liu in our village is very good at medicine. Do you want to go home with me? I’ll ask Uncle Liu to take a look at you.”

Jin Hong glanced at Lei Zhan, thinking that it wouldn’t be bad to have some verbal fun with a Martial Emperor before dying, and shook his head, “Some illnesses can be cured, but there’s no cure for a broken brain.”

“That’s not true,”

Chu Xin said seriously, “I saw Uncle Liu cut open Old Huang’s head, took out a big tumor, and then sewed it up. Now Old Huang is fine.”

“Who’s Old Huang?”

Jin Hong asked curiously.

“The oldest ox in our village,” Chu Xin said in a childish voice.

“……”

Jin Hong was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly, “So he’s a veterinarian. That’s quite fitting. He should be able to cure it.”

“Little brat, how dare you insult me?”

Lei Zhan was furious. He raised his hand and clenched it. Lightning flashed and thunder roared in the sky, instantly forming a huge thunder vortex.

Boom!

A pillar of lightning formed from the power of Thunder Rules descended from the sky, blasting towards Chu Xin.

However, when it was three feet away from Chu Xin, it was blocked by the fluorescent light, emitting a deafening sound. The terrifying shockwave rippled out, and many nearby Saint-level ferocious beasts were instantly turned into ashes, but the fluorescent light remained intact.

“This is?”

Lei Zhan frowned, a trace of shock appearing on his face.

“This is the formation deep within the Fallen God Valley used to dispel the resentment from the god’s corpse. It has a strong defense. Those two brats can enter, but we can’t,” Long Yutu said.

Long YuKuang, Lang Wudi, and the others glanced at him but didn’t expose him.

They knew very well that Long Yutu was afraid that if he said that the formation was created by the two brats’ father, it would scare away the Martial Emperors from Lei Zhou.

Roar!

With the disappearance of the resentment energy, the three Emperor-level ferocious beasts let out furious roars. One of them led some of the ferocious beasts to frantically smash the fluorescent light, while the other two led the majority of the ferocious beasts to attack Long Yutu and the others.

“Let’s get rid of these ferocious beasts first,”

Long Yutu said in a deep voice.

“Alright!”

Everyone nodded in unison. Then, the thirteen Martial Emperors joined forces, and attacks formed from the power of Rules descended upon the Fallen God Valley.

The earth rumbled, and the ferocious beasts screamed miserably. One by one, the ferocious beasts were turned into dust under the powerful attacks.

“Oh no, what a waste,”

Chu Xin finally couldn’t sit still any longer. Her small body leaped up from the small chair, landed at the edge of the fluorescent light, stomped her feet, clenched her small fists, and shouted angrily, “You Big Bad Uncles, if you want to fight the ferocious beasts, then fight them. But don’t destroy them completely.”

“Oh, I’m so angry, I’m so angry.”

As she spoke, she paced back and forth at the edge of the fluorescent light, looking extremely anxious.

“Little friend, why are you so anxious?”

Jin Hong was a little puzzled, his face full of confusion. Those ferocious beasts were also an obstacle to their escape from the Fallen God Valley. If they died, they died. Was there a need to be so angry?

Without turning her head, Chu Xin stared intently at the ferocious beasts, watching them turn into ashes one by one. She said angrily, “Those are all meat. It’s gone just like that. The more I think about it, the angrier I get.”

“Meat?”

Jin Hong’s mouth twitched slightly. Are children’s minds so jumpy?

He was still thinking about how to escape, but this little toddler was thinking about eating meat?

“No, I can’t let them kill like this. I have to snatch the meat.”

Chu Xin muttered to herself. Then, she summoned her nine Battle Bodies and left the formation, joining the ranks of hunting the ferocious beasts.

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Compared to the killing methods of the Martial Emperors, her Battle Bodies were much gentler.

Each kill had to ensure the intactness of the ferocious beast’s corpse, and then they were all stored in the Spatial Rings.

Sometimes, she even had to save the ferocious beasts from the attacks of the Martial Emperors before killing them.

This puzzling behavior left the thirteen Martial Emperors dumbfounded.

“Is that brat sick?”

The Martial Emperors were speechless.

Jin Hong rubbed his forehead, feeling a headache coming on.

The thoughts of this brat were truly unfathomable. No one with a normal mind would do such a thing.

Although the ferocious beasts were powerful, under the combined siege of the thirteen Martial Emperors and Chu Xin’s nine Battle Bodies, they were quickly reduced to only the three Emperor-level ferocious beasts.

There wasn’t a single ferocious beast corpse left in the entire Fallen God Valley. They were either turned into ashes by the thirteen Martial Emperors or collected by Chu Xin’s Battle Bodies.

“Collect!”

Chu Xin recalled her nine Battle Bodies, transferred all the ferocious beast corpses from the nine Battle Bodies’ Spatial Rings to her own Spatial Ring, and a satisfied look finally appeared in her eyes.

“Now I feel better,”

She clapped her little white hands, turned around, wiggled her little butt, returned to the small chair, sat down, crossed her legs again, held roasted meat in one hand and beast milk in the other, and began to enjoy herself.

“Big Bad Uncles, keep it up,”

In her spare time, she would also cheer for the Martial Emperors.

After all, she couldn’t kill those three Emperor-level ferocious beasts on her own. She had to wait for these Martial Emperors to kill them. Hopefully, they wouldn’t turn those three Emperor-level ferocious beasts into ashes this time.

“Damn brats, once we kill these three Emperor-level ferocious beasts, we’ll chop you into ashes.”

The Martial Emperors were furious. They felt like they were pets being watched by others, and they were very unhappy.

Jin Hong looked at the thirteen Martial Emperors with ugly expressions, then looked at the leisurely Chu Xin, and secretly rejoiced. Fortunately, he wasn’t this little toddler’s enemy. Otherwise, even if he wasn’t beaten to death, he would be angered to death.

Roar!

Although the three Emperor-level ferocious beasts were strong and fearless, they were ultimately unable to escape the fate of being killed under the siege of the thirteen Martial Emperors.

However, these three Emperor-level ferocious beasts were indeed powerful. Their counterattack before death still severely injured the already wounded Cang Zhou Grand Elder Supreme, greatly reducing his combat power.

Whoosh!

Chu Xin’s nine Battle Bodies broke through the air, collected the corpses of the three Emperor-level ferocious beasts into the Spatial Rings, and were then recalled by Chu Xin before the attacks of the Martial Emperors could land.

“These Big Bad Uncles are really amazing. They killed the three Emperor-level ferocious beasts so quickly. Hehe, I can eat Emperor-level roasted meat again. Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.”

Chu Xin licked the drool from the corner of her mouth, her big, round eyes full of anticipation.

Jin Hong was a little speechless and reminded her, “Little friend, now that the ferocious beasts are all killed, it’s our turn next.”

“Oh, right,”

Chu Xin blinked her big eyes and muttered softly, “Little Brother hasn’t refined that ring yet. We can’t use spatial teleportation yet.”

Is it a little late to be thinking about this now?

Jin Hong couldn’t help but roll his eyes.

“Brats, the moment we break this barrier will be your death.”

Long YuKuang said in a deep voice.

“It’s okay. You guys break in first,”

Chu Xin waved her little white hand and said nonchalantly.

“Humph!”

The thirteen Martial Emperors snorted coldly and launched attacks at the fluorescent light one after another.


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(🤝🇨🇳) – Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces

🤝🇨🇳) – Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces

玄幻:老婆女帝,萌娃大闹九州
Status: Completed Author: Released: 2023 Native Language: Chinese
Chu Feng transmigrated to the Nine Provinces Continent and obtained the Ancestral God's Blood Pearl Inheritance. After cultivating to the peak of the Martial Emperor realm, he chanced upon and saved a woman of unparalleled beauty. They met, fell in love, and married. Unexpectedly, this woman turned out to be the Empress of the Nine Provinces Empire. After giving birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix twins, she left without a word. These two toddlers, after undergoing numerous Body Refinements by Chu Feng, unexpectedly developed supreme Divine Marks within their bodies, capable of suppressing all forms of energy in the Nine Provinces. Three years later, the innocent, adorable, and unknowingly invincible siblings, while Chu Feng was in secluded cultivation undergoing his Divine Tribulation, snuck out of the village and embarked on a journey to find their mother. *** Chu Feng, a transmigrator with a powerful inherited cultivation technique, disperses his cultivation three times to enhance the physiques of his newborn twins, Chu Xin and Chu Chen. This grants them incredible strength, speed, and the mysterious Power of Divine Marks, making them virtually invincible against anyone below Martial Saint level. When their mother, A'Rou, disappears, Chu Feng tells the twins she's imprisoned in the Imperial Capital. While he undergoes tribulation to ascend to Martial God and find A'Rou, the mischievous three-year-old twins, armed with an arsenal of powerful treasures and techniques provided by their father, embark on a hilarious and chaotic quest to "rescue" her.

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