Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 311

Chapter 311: The Heartless Sword Canon is Really Good for Spanking

He completely didn’t expect that this small book, about the size of his own head, would actually be so heavy.

However, for him, this bit of weight was nothing.

He held the Heartless Sword Canon, soared into the air, and excitedly said, “Auntie Ye, I got it.”

“Good!”

Ye Hongxue was overjoyed. Now that Flower Lunatic would definitely rush back in a hurry.

“Damn it, take back the Sword Canon.”

Seeing this, the expressions of the guards all changed drastically, and they roared as they attacked Chu Chen.

Ye Hongxue brandished her longsword, and sword qi crisscrossed, blocking the guards.

“Damn brat, put down the Sword Canon.”

The five Pavilion Elders arrived, tearing through the air, and various powerful attacks swept over like a tidal wave.

Chu Chen held the Sword Canon in one hand and waved the other forward, condensing a golden shield in front of him.

The crowd’s attacks landed on the shield, booming loudly, the momentum was shocking, but they still couldn’t break through the shield.

When all the attacks subsided, Chu Chen looked up at the five Pavilion Elders and said in a huff, “You big baddies, your butts are itching again, aren’t they?”

Hearing this, the five Pavilion Elders subconsciously covered their butts. But seeing the strange looks from the Sacred Hall guards, their old faces flushed red, they put down their hands, coughed dryly, and roared sternly, “Brat, last time was just carelessness, don’t think you’re invincible.”

“I’m not invincible.”

Chu Chen tilted his head and said seriously, “I’m just invincible below the Martial Emperor realm, um, except for my Big Sister.”

For him to fight a Martial Emperor one-on-one was definitely impossible. As for those below the Martial Emperor realm, except for his Big Sister, he wasn’t afraid of anyone.

“Arrogant!”

The Skill Repository’s Pavilion Elder snorted coldly, “Form the formation!”

“Alright!”

The five Pavilion Elders nodded, quickly changing their positions, and simultaneously formed hand seals. In an instant, they set up a Heartless Sword Formation.

The Heartless Sword Formation they set up was much stronger than the one set up by the four cultivators in the secret chamber.

“Looks pretty powerful.”

Chu Chen muttered softly.

“Humph!”

The five Pavilion Elders snorted in unison, then formed hand seals again. Five Saint swords floated above their heads, and a rich surge of True Qi and the power of Laws gathered in the center of the sword formation, instantly condensing into a huge Heartless Saint Sword.

“Slash!”

As the five Pavilion Elders roared in unison, the Heartless Saint Sword suddenly soared into the air and slashed down from a distance.

“Let you taste the power of your own Sword Canon.”

Chu Chen grabbed the Sword Canon, assumed a pose as if throwing a frisbee, and threw the Sword Canon out forcefully.

With a boom, the Sword Canon smashed into the huge Heartless Saint Sword. After a brief stalemate, the Saint Sword shattered. The Sword Canon continued its momentum, directly smashing into the Heartless Sword Formation.

Crack!

The Heartless Sword Formation set up by the five Pavilion Elders shattered instantly, and the five Pavilion Elders suffered a backlash, spitting out blood.

“Seize the Sword Canon.”

They ignored their injuries and reached for the Sword Canon.

“Don’t move!”

Chu Chen shouted loudly.

But how could the five Pavilion Elders listen? They originally couldn’t find an opportunity to take back the Sword Canon, but they didn’t expect the brat to throw it out himself. How could they miss such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?

The Skill Repository’s Pavilion Elder was the closest and was the first to grab the Sword Canon. He shouted excitedly, “I got it.”

Seeing this, the Sacred Hall guards also breathed a sigh of relief.

If the Heartless Sword Canon was lost, they would be guilty of a crime punishable by death. If they could get it back, they could redeem themselves.

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“Ah!”

But at this moment, the Sword Canon vibrated, and a terrifying Heartless Sword Intent swept out. The Skill Repository’s Pavilion Elder immediately let go of the Sword Canon, clutching his head and screaming miserably.

The Treasure Pavilion’s Pavilion Elder was slightly stunned, but seeing the Heartless Sword Canon right in front of him, he didn’t think much and reached out to grab it.

However, as soon as he touched the Sword Canon, he let go as if he had been struck by lightning, and like the Skill Repository’s Pavilion Elder, he clutched his head and screamed.

“What’s going on?”

Seeing this, the remaining three Pavilion Elders quickly withdrew their outstretched hands, their faces filled with horror.

The Sacred Hall guards who were entangled with Ye Hongxue were also stunned, not understanding what was happening.

“Sigh! I told you not to touch it, why don’t you listen? If you don’t listen to children, you’ll suffer.”

Chu Chen’s body flashed, appearing in front of the Sword Canon. He shook his little head and sighed.

“Brat, did you do something to the Sword Canon?”

The Pill Pavilion’s Pavilion Elder pointed at Chu Chen and roared angrily.

Chu Chen quickly waved his hands and shook his head, “You can’t wrong a good kid. I didn’t do anything to the Sword Canon.”

With that, he grabbed the Sword Canon, and a layer of golden light lit up on his body again, blocking the surging Heartless Sword Intent.

“This!”

Everyone was stunned. Why was this brat fine when he grabbed the Sword Canon?

Wait, that golden light?

At this time, Chu Chen spoke, “You are Pavilion Elders and Sacred Hall guards, don’t you know that this Sword Canon contains a strong Sword Intent? Anyone who touches it will be attacked by this Sword Intent?”

Everyone was speechless. Although they had all used the Sword Canon to comprehend Sword Intent before, it was the Sacred Master who guided the Sword Intent out, or they used their own Heartless Sword Intent to communicate with it. They had never been attacked by the Sword Canon’s Sword Intent.

Moreover, they all regarded this Sword Canon as a sacred object and never dared to desecrate it, let alone touch it with their hands. How would they know that the Sword Intent in the Sword Canon would actively attack those who touched it?

Chu Chen held the Sword Canon in both hands and said with a smile, “Now it’s my turn, right?”

The expressions of the several Pavilion Elders changed. But before they could escape, Chu Chen’s small figure flashed, instantly appearing behind them.

“Go!”

Chu Chen shouted in his childish voice, swung the Sword Canon in his hand, and smashed it onto the butts of the several Pavilion Elders.

With a crisp sound that echoed throughout the Sacred Hall, several figures screamed and flew out.

The Sacred Hall guards were all dumbfounded. The Pavilion Elders were actually spanked in public?

Looking at the several Pavilion Elders again, they slammed heavily on the ground, then flipped over and lay on their stomachs, clutching their butts and screaming miserably.

The moment the Sword Canon touched their butts, the Sword Intent erupted, blasting their butts into a bloody mess, much more miserable than when Chu Chen hit them with his hand.

“Too miserable.”

The Sacred Hall guards all shivered, secretly glad in their hearts. Fortunately, their opponent was Ye Hongxue, otherwise, they would probably have ended up like the five Pavilion Elders.

“This Sword Canon is really good for spanking.”

Chu Chen looked at the Sword Canon in his hand, his big, round eyes shining. He muttered softly, “I should give it to Big Sister. After all, Big Sister is a girl. It doesn’t look good for her to always use her hands to hit those bad guys’ butts. She might not be able to get married in the future. Moreover, this Sword Canon releases Sword Intent. Big Sister using it should have a better effect.”

“Ai Chirou, aren’t you going to help your Big Sister?”

Ye Hongxue asked again.

Chu Chen turned to look at the blood-colored sphere and shook his head, “Big Sister doesn’t need help. I’ll help Auntie Ye first.”

With that, he carried the Sword Canon and charged towards the Sacred Hall guards. Seeing this, the Sacred Hall guards who were originally besieging Ye Hongxue were scared out of their wits and fled in panic, no longer as brave as before.