Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 34

Chapter 34: If Dad Marries Auntie Long, He Won’t Dare Spank Us Anymore

Is that too little?

Is that why I’m angry?

Grown-ups should have bigger chests? What nonsense is that?

“Still think it’s too little?”

Chu Chen looked at the grilled meat in his hand, then back at the grill, muttering, “It does seem a bit little. Don’t worry, I’ll give you some more.”

With that, he scurried back to the grill, picked up a few more pieces of meat, and brought them to the Blood Wolf. With a look of generosity on his chubby little face, he said, “This is a lot now. Although the meat is yours, I was the one who beat them up. My sister did the skinning and gutting, and I grilled the meat. Giving you this much is already a lot, you can’t be greedy.”

His pronunciation of the word “death” was a bit unclear, making it sound rather comical.

“You! I! Pfft!”

The Blood Wolf pointed at Chu Chen, his body trembling, so angry he couldn’t speak. Already injured, the added stress caused him to cough up a mouthful of blood and faint again.

“Why did he faint again? With such a small chest, it’ll be hard to be magnanimous in the future.”

Chu Chen sighed like a little adult.

Small chest?

Hard to be magnanimous?

It took everyone a while to understand that he probably meant the Blood Wolf had a small heart and would find it hard to achieve greatness in the future.

This little toddler isn’t just strong, his ability to infuriate people is even stronger.

No matter what, they couldn’t afford to offend this little toddler in the future.

He might not kill you, but he could anger you to death, which is truly terrifying.

“The grilled meat is here. You can’t say I didn’t give you any later.”

Chu Chen placed the grilled meat beside the unconscious Blood Wolf. After thinking for a moment, he bent his small body and gave him a deep bow.

His intention was to thank him for “selflessly” contributing the meat, but the scene looked a bit like he was paying respects at a grave.

“Poor child.”

Everyone gave the Blood Wolf another pitying look, then continued to eat heartily.

Pity aside, it didn’t stop them from enjoying the grilled meat.

They had to admit, the meat grilled by this little toddler was truly delicious.

His grilling skills were even more impressive than his ability to infuriate people.

“What is the meaning of this?”

Just then, the Ten Thousand Beasts Sect’s judge suddenly shouted angrily, appearing in the spectator area. He glanced at the feasting crowd, his gaze landing on Chu Xin and Chu Chen. He reprimanded, “This is the Lánzhōu Grand Competition, not your barbecue party. You’ve turned this competition into a mess. How can we continue? You’re disrupting the order of the Lánzhōu Grand Competition. As the judge of the Lánzhōu City competition area, I hereby expel you and disqualify you from this competition. Guards, throw them out.”

As soon as he finished speaking, several Ten Thousand Beasts Sect disciples, acting as guards for the competition, instantly appeared and surrounded Chu Xin and Chu Chen.

They summoned their spirit beasts, each comparable to a Late Stage Martial Venerable, or even a Peak Martial Venerable, much stronger than the Blood Wolf.

“Disrupting order, they should be expelled.”

The judges from the Hegemon Sword Sect and the Demon Saber Sect also appeared out of thin air and spoke slowly.

At the same time, guards from the Hegemon Sword Sect and the Demon Saber Sect also appeared, surrounding Chu Xin and Chu Chen.

Everyone held their grilled meat, speechless.

Disrupting order?

That was just an excuse. Everyone knew that the real purpose of the three great powers’ judges was to expel the two little toddlers.

If the little toddler continued, he would likely encounter disciples from the three great powers again. With his strength, he was probably a match for anyone except the top prodigies of the three great powers.

But the top prodigies of the three great powers were all seeded contestants, directly entering the top ten.

Before that, the little toddler’s strength was probably unmatched.

What a pity.

No matter how strong the little toddler was, he couldn’t fight against the three judges.

Everyone turned to look at Chu Chen, only to see him cheering with bright eyes, staring at the spirit beasts summoned by the Ten Thousand Beasts Sect disciples. He exclaimed, “Wow! So much meat!”

“Big cat, big dog, big snake… Wow, they look so delicious.”

Chu Xin’s gaze was like that of a starving beast that had found delicious food.

The Ten Thousand Beasts Sect disciples subconsciously looked at the meat on the grill and swallowed involuntarily.

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“Simply outrageous.”

The Ten Thousand Beasts Sect’s judge frowned, snorted coldly, and waved his hand. The guards prepared to advance.

Chu Xin and Chu Chen’s expressions changed drastically. They turned and ran to the grill, spreading their little arms as if protecting their food.

“You people are just like those toothless people Dad talked about. I already gave you grilled meat, and you still want to steal it?”

Chu Chen said angrily, the baby fat on his face trembling slightly.

Chu Xin bared her teeth, trying to look fierce. “Whoever dares to touch my grilled meat, I’ll beat them to death.”

“Yes, beat them to death.”

Chu Chen nodded vigorously, his chubby little face very serious.

Everyone was speechless. These two little toddlers actually thought people were trying to steal their grilled meat. It seemed that in their little heads, whether they could continue participating in the Lánzhōu Grand Competition was far less important than whether their grilled meat would be stolen.

*Buzz!*

Just then, a large seal appeared out of thin air above everyone’s heads, a terrifying pressure sweeping over them.

“It’s the Provincial Governor’s Seal!”

Seeing the seal, everyone stood up, their eyes filled with respect.

Each province had two great province-protecting sacred artifacts, the Provincial Governor’s Seal and the Provincial Governor’s Seal, but the Provincial Governor’s Seal was the dominant one.

It could be said that the people of each province held the Provincial Governor’s Seal in even greater awe than they did the Provincial Governor.

Because the Provincial Governor could change, but the Provincial Governor’s Seal eternally guarded each province.

There was a saying in the Nine Provinces: “Changing Provincial Governors, but an iron-clad Provincial Governor’s Seal.”

“Do you all think I don’t exist?”

Long Yufei descended from the sky and landed in front of Chu Xin and Chu Chen, her beautiful face cold.

“Greetings, Provincial Governor.”

Everyone saluted in unison.

Long Yufei waved her hand, dismissing the formalities. Then, she looked at the judges of the three great powers and said coldly, “Is this how you’ve been suppressing prodigies all these years?”

“What do you mean by that, Provincial Governor?”

The Ten Thousand Beasts Sect’s judge frowned and said in a deep voice, “These two brats disrupted the order of the competition. As a judge of the competition area, I have the right to expel them. How is that suppressing prodigies?”

“Elder Bao is right. The Provincial Governor’s words are inappropriate.”

The judges of the Hegemon Sword Sect and the Demon Saber Sect also chimed in.

“Is that so?”

Long Yufei’s expression remained calm, and she said indifferently, “The contestants are still competing in the arena space, and the spectators are all in their seats. How is the order disrupted? Who says you can’t eat while watching a competition? Who says you can’t grill meat at the competition site?”

“But!”

The three judges were about to argue, but Long Yufei cut them off.

“Enough. If you don’t return to your positions, then you’ll be the ones truly disrupting order. Don’t force me to mobilize Lánzhōu’s power of fortune.” Long Yufei said coldly.

“Humph!”

The Ten Thousand Beasts Sect’s judge snorted coldly, his body disappearing instantly and reappearing in the judging area.

The judges of the Hegemon Sword Sect and the Demon Saber Sect exchanged glances, bowed to Long Yufei, and then turned to leave.

Although their strength was higher than Long Yufei’s, if she used the Provincial Governor’s Seal to mobilize Lánzhōu’s power of fortune, they would suffer a backlash from Lánzhōu’s power of fortune if they attacked her within Lánzhōu’s territory.

“Wow, Auntie Long is so cool.” Chu Xin’s face was full of admiration.

Chu Chen leaned close to Chu Xin’s ear and whispered, “Sister, if Dad marries Auntie Long, with Auntie Long protecting us, Dad definitely won’t dare to spank our butts anymore.”