Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 35

Chapter 35: We’re Not Here to Find Dad a Wife

“That seems to make sense.”

Chu Xin’s eyes lit up. Her dad was great in every way, except for the fact that he loved to spank her and her brother’s butts.

She had heard from the Big Brother in the village that getting spanked often would make their butts flat and ugly.

But she had told her dad many times, and he just wouldn’t believe her.

Auntie Long was so fierce, she could definitely keep Dad in line and stop him from spanking them.

But she quickly shook her head and waved her hands, “No, no, we’re here to save Mom. How can we find Dad another wife? Mom would be angry if she found out. Besides, when we rescue Mom, she will definitely protect us and not let Dad spank our butts.”

“That’s true.”

Chu Chen nodded in agreement.

Chu Xin suddenly turned to stare at Chu Chen, clenching her little fists in warning, “You little rascal, don’t think about such wicked things. You must always remember that we snuck out to save Mom, not to find Dad a wife. If you do this again, I’ll spank your butt until it blossoms.”

She even waved her fists a couple of times to show her threat.

“Got it, Big Sister.”

Chu Chen subconsciously covered his little butt and nodded repeatedly, looking very obedient.

Their voices weren’t quiet, and everyone nearby heard them and couldn’t help but laugh.

These two Little Babies actually wanted to introduce the Lánzhōu Provincial Governor to their dad as a wife. Weren’t they afraid of being beaten by their mom? They were just too cute.

Long Yufei’s pretty face turned slightly red, and she glared fiercely at the two Cute Kids.

Chu Chen scratched his bun hairstyle, his eyes darting around. He grabbed two pieces of grilled meat with his chubby little hands and asked ingratiatingly, “Auntie Long, do you want more grilled meat?”

“You’ve made me full with anger.”

Long Yufei glared at him and turned back to her seat.

Chu Chen looked down at himself, then at Long Yufei. He turned and leaned close to Chu Xin’s ear, asking in confusion, “Big Sister, is there some kind of gas on me? It made Auntie Long full?”

Chu Xin leaned over and sniffed Chu Chen carefully. Her delicate little face was also full of confusion, “Apart from the smell of barbecue smoke, there’s no other smell. Could it be that smelling this smoke can make you full? But I’ve been smelling it for so long, and my tummy isn’t full at all.”

She even rubbed her little belly, looking very puzzled.

“Pfft! I’m dying of laughter.”

“These two Little Babies are too funny.”

The people nearby could no longer hold back their laughter.

“Big Sister, what are they laughing at?” Chu Chen was confused.

“How would I know?”

Chu Xin rolled her eyes and continued to bury herself in her grilled meat.

Seeing this, the crowd laughed even harder.

The competition continued, but everyone’s attention was no longer on it. Every move of Chu Xin and Chu Chen attracted everyone’s attention.

Fortunately, the contestants in the arena space couldn’t see what was happening outside, otherwise, they probably wouldn’t even be in the mood to compete.

With everyone’s distracted attention, the first round of the competition finally ended. More than four hundred people entered the second round. The second round of the competition would be held in the afternoon.

On the way back to the Provincial Governor’s Mansion, Chu Xin and Chu Chen walked on either side of Long Yufei, their little heads looking left and right, curious about everything.

Everything here was something they had never seen in Dàshí Village.

“Ai Kaorou, you must be careful in the afternoon competition.”

Long Yufei reminded him gravely, “In a fair fight, you naturally don’t fear any contestant. But they may not continue to fight you fairly. This time, they went to great lengths to send all the disciples of the Three Great Powers into the secret realm. They must have a plan. You ruined their plan, and they definitely won’t let it go.”

“I know, Auntie Long.”

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Chu Chen nodded heavily, clenching his chubby little hands and waving them, saying in his childish voice, “No matter what they want to do, I can beat them all down.”

“Auntie Long, don’t worry. My Little Brother and I are not little kids anymore. What kind of sinister methods haven’t we seen?”

Chu Xin waved her delicate little hand, speaking like a little adult.

Long Yufei glanced at the two Cute Kids. Three-year-old brats, what are they if not little kids?

They had only been in this world for a total of three years. What kind of sinister methods could they have seen?

The world is vast, and danger is everywhere. Even I wouldn’t dare to say that I’ve seen all the sinister methods, let alone two three-year-old Cute Kids.

Of course, Long Yufei didn’t expose them, she just reminded them again, “In short, you must be careful. If things get out of hand, admit defeat immediately.”

“Don’t worry, Auntie Long, everything will be fine.”

Chu Xin patted her little chest and assured her.

She wasn’t just saying that. In Dàshí Village, she and her Little Brother had been pranked by their dad many times.

During the banquet earlier, the reason she thought of mixing the dishes and wine to test for poison was because Chu Feng had done such a “wicked thing” before in Dàshí Village.

Although the poison Chu Feng used was just a little laxative, it left a deep impression on Chu Xin.

“Okay!”

Long Yufei nodded and didn’t say anything more. After all, they were just two three-year-old Cute Kids. How could she expect them to fully understand her words?

She would just keep a close eye on them. If anything went wrong, she would immediately admit defeat on behalf of the little ones.

Meanwhile, in the Ten Thousand Beasts Sect’s residence in Lánzhōu City, the three judges and several leading elders were gathered together.

“Damn Brats.”

Elder Bao held his teacup, and the more he thought about it, the angrier he got. He slammed the teacup on the ground, his face extremely gloomy.

Blood Wolf was the second prodigy of the Ten Thousand Beasts Sect. He had six pet beasts comparable to Initial Stage Martial Venerables, and there was a ninety percent chance he could make it into the top ten and obtain another secret realm map. The more secret realm maps they obtained, the more complete a map they could assemble, making it easier to navigate the secret realm.

Who would have thought that a Brat would appear out of nowhere, not only eliminating Blood Wolf but also grilling and eating all his pet beasts? Such a humiliation, how could he bear it?

Now, not only did Blood Wolf not get the map, but he also lost his qualification to enter the secret realm.

“Elder Bao, that Brat must be expelled, even eliminated. Otherwise, not only will we lose one, or even several maps, but even if we enter the secret realm, he will probably hinder our disciples from obtaining opportunities.”

The judges and elders of the Hegemon Sword Sect also chimed in.

No one could guarantee that their disciples wouldn’t encounter that Brat in the second or third round of the competition.

With that Brat’s strength, if they met, they would undoubtedly lose.

The judge of the Demon Saber Sect, however, frowned and said, “It’s important for our disciples to enter the secret realm for training, but don’t forget our true purpose.”

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone fell silent.

Using all means to let their disciples enter the secret realm for training was just a facade, to attract the attention of the New Provincial Governor. The real purpose was not this.

“But he’s being watched closely by Vice Pavilion Master Long of the Heavenly Sword Pavilion. It’s difficult to get rid of him.”

Elder Bao also calmed down, his brows furrowed.

The judge of the Hegemon Sword Sect also nodded, “Although his strength is enough to kill Vice Pavilion Master Long, once she dies, the New Provincial Governor will definitely notice. At that time, she will mobilize Lánzhōu’s power of fortune. Even he wouldn’t dare to touch the Provincial Governor.”

The judge of the Demon Saber Sect thought for a moment and said, “Perhaps, eliminating the Brat and diverting Vice Pavilion Master Long can be done simultaneously.”