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Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 493

Chapter 493

Chapter 493: These Big Snakes Look Delicious

“Don’t worry, I’ll be back soon.”

The old man nodded, turned to the prodigies, and instructed, “Take good care of them. If I find out you’ve been bullying them behind my back, I’ll cripple you myself. As long as they don’t run, give them whatever they want, understand?”

“Yes! Elder Bing.”

Everyone nodded in unison.

They had originally planned to teach these two brats a lesson after the old man left, to wash away the shame in their hearts. Now it seemed they had to abandon that little thought.

The old man turned his head to look at Chu Xin and Chu Chen, then turned and left.

Chu Xin glared at Chu Chen, then turned to wave at the old man’s back, shouting in a childish voice, “Grandpa, if my maternal grandmother comes looking for us, you have to bring her in.”

“Okay, no problem.”

A cold smile appeared on the old man’s lips, but his tone was gentle.

After the old man left, Chu Xin’s big, round eyes darted around the prodigies, scaring them into covering their butts and retreating.

“Why are you running so far away? I’m not going to hit you.”

Chu Xin blinked her big eyes, pouted, and mumbled.

“That’s right, my sister and I are very kind.”

Chu Chen also nodded repeatedly.

You’re kind?

What kind of kind children go around hitting people’s butts?

You two are just little devils.

The prodigies secretly complained in their hearts.

At the same time, they were also wondering why Elder Bing cared so much about these two brats.

They had heard Fu Xuefei say earlier that these two brats were from the Aotian Empire. They had a maternal grandmother and the Fire Dragon Crown. According to the normal plan, shouldn’t they lock up these two brats, wait for their maternal grandmother to come to their rescue, and then capture them all at once?

“Gentle uncles, it’s so boring here. Do you have anything fun to do?” Chu Xin asked curiously.

The prodigies shook their heads. They were here to hunt the Water Dragon King, not to play. There was nothing fun to do.

Chu Chen frowned and said, “Then can you at least take us around? It’s really boring here.”

The prodigies looked at each other. After a moment, one of them said, “Elder Bing said that as long as they don’t run, we should give them whatever they want. Just taking them around shouldn’t be against the order, right?”

“That makes sense. Let’s go then.”

The prodigies nodded and took Chu Xin and Chu Chen around the outskirts of Water Dragon Island.

Little did they know, the two little toddlers were taking in their defenses on Water Dragon Island as they looked around.

Meanwhile, Fu Xuefei and the other person, who had left Water Dragon Island, were quickly heading towards location number one.

Suddenly, the other person spoke, “Should we inform Elder Bing that those two brats are suspicious?”

Fu Xuefei glanced at him and said lightly, “Aren’t you afraid that the little golden sword in your body will explode?”

The man’s expression changed slightly, and he immediately shut his mouth.

Before arriving at Water Dragon Island, the female brat had slapped them, sending a tiny golden sword, half the size of a pinky finger, into their bodies. She also threatened them that if they acted up, she would detonate the golden sword and blow them to pieces.

Although they didn’t know if what the brat said was true, they didn’t dare to gamble.

Forget it. After this was over, they would temporarily not return to the God Realm. They would find a lower realm to hide in. With their strength, they could live comfortably.

“We’ve finished touring the outskirts of Water Dragon Island. Any further and we’ll enter the battlefield.”

Somewhere on the outskirts of Water Dragon Island, a prodigy said softly.

He was afraid that if he spoke too loudly, he would scare these two brats into crying, and then they would go to Elder Bing to complain, and he would be in trouble.

“Wow! So many big snakes.”

Chu Xin looked at the clash between the Ice and Snow Sacred Ground disciples and the Water Dragons in the air. Her big, round eyes searched behind the water curtain for the Water Dragon King, but she didn’t find any Water Dragon with a crown.

“Big snakes? Those are Water Dragons. They’re very powerful and love to eat children,” another prodigy said, trying to scare them.

“Eat children?”

Chu Xin blinked her big, round eyes, shook her little head, and said in a childish voice, “It’s hard to say who will eat whom. Those big snakes look delicious, too.”

The action plan and eating grilled meat were not in conflict. Catching some Water Dragons to grill would not affect their plan.

Moreover, they had already toured the outskirts of Water Dragon Island and were well aware of the Ice and Snow Sacred Ground’s defenses. The only thing left to do was to wait for the right opportunity.

“Eat?”

The prodigies from the Ice and Snow Sacred Ground were stunned.

Those were Water Dragons. The weakest were at least at the late stage of the Mortal Realm. There were countless at the peak of the Mortal Realm. The strongest Water Dragon King had reached the Half-step Divine Disciple Realm, and his strength far exceeded that of an ordinary Half-step Divine Disciple.

Even Elder Bing, the strongest among them, would probably have difficulty gaining an advantage in a one-on-one fight.

Faced with such a powerful race, they were only thinking about how to kill the Water Dragons with the least cost. This brat was actually thinking about eating them. Sure enough, she was just a little kid. Her thought process was not in the same world as adults.

Hearing this, Chu Chen also excitedly said, “Can you go catch a Water Dragon? I’ll grill it for you. My grilled meat is delicious.”

“Grilled meat?”

The prodigies looked at each other, speechless. These two brats’ thought processes were not normal. Couldn’t they see that a fierce battle was going on over there?

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One of the prodigies shook his head and said, “The water curtain defense of those Water Dragons is very strong. We can’t break through it alone. However, there are some recently killed Water Dragon corpses on the outskirts. How about I bring some over for you?”

Chu Chen frowned, reluctantly nodded, and said, “Alright, although it’s not as fresh as a freshly killed one, it’ll do.”

The prodigies rolled their eyes. Then, one of them flew away and soon returned, dragging a Water Dragon that was dozens of meters long.

Chu Xin took out the Heaven Slaying Sword, skinned and boned the Water Dragon, and used large basins to collect the Water Dragon’s blood to make blood curd soup.

When enough blood had been collected, she took out a jade bottle and poured out the “dishwashing water” to clean the Water Dragon meat.

On the other side, Chu Chen took out the grill, the cauldron, and other things, and cleaned them with the “dishwashing water.”

“That aura?”

Sensing the aura of the “dishwashing water,” the prodigies’ eyes widened in disbelief.

“Is that the aura of Purifying Water?”

“Yes, it’s Purifying Water. I can’t be wrong.”

“This brat is actually using Purifying Water to clean Water Dragon meat. What a waste of a treasure.”

The prodigies whispered among themselves, shocked.

“Do you think Elder Bing is being so polite to them because of their Purifying Water?” one of the prodigies suddenly asked in a low voice.

“That can’t be, right? If it’s for the Purifying Water, wouldn’t it be faster to just kill them and take it?” another prodigy retorted.

“That’s true,” the prodigies nodded in agreement.

At this moment, Chu Xin’s childish voice sounded, “Little Brother, start cooking the blood curd soup. The Water Dragon meat will be ready soon.”

“Okay, Big Sister.”

Chu Chen turned to the stunned Ice and Snow Sacred Ground prodigies and said, “What are you waiting for? Hurry up and bring those Water Dragon blood over. I’m going to make blood curd soup.”

“Oh!”

The prodigies came back to their senses. With a wave of their hands, waves of frost power spread out, bringing all the dozens of large basins over.

“I wonder why these two brats brought so many basins?”

“And the grill, the cauldron. They really came to this Ancient Secret Realm to play.”

The prodigies complained silently in their hearts.

This was the Ancient Secret Realm. Everyone who came in filled their Spatial Rings with useful things.

Like talismans, formation stones, pills, and so on.

These two brats were different. They actually brought so many pots, pans, bowls, and even a grill. What were they doing here, exploring?

However, seeing the two brats busy with the barbecue, they also let down their guard. Although these two brats had monstrous talent, reaching the peak of the Mortal Realm at the age of a few years old, and possessing the qualifications to enter the Ancient Secret Realm, they didn’t seem to have any combat power. They only knew how to mess around with unimportant things. They were not a big threat.

Chu Chen looked at the Water Dragon blood in the large basin and was surprised to find that it had already solidified. He didn’t need to use his special method to solidify it.

He turned to the Ice and Snow Sacred Ground prodigies, nodded appreciatively, and said, “Well done. I’ll give you more meat later.”

The prodigies looked at each other, speechless. Who wanted to eat your grilled meat? As long as you don’t run around, you can grill as long as you want. They had no objections.

As for eating the meat grilled by this brat, they had never thought about it.

A little kid who looked no more than four or five years old, even if he had started grilling meat in his mother’s womb, his skills couldn’t be that good.

Chu Chen ignored them. His chubby little hands moved repeatedly, and saber rays flashed, cutting the solidified blood into small pieces. Then, he poured them into the cauldron and sprinkled some seasonings.

His small body flew in the air, holding the spatula that was several times bigger than him, and gently pushed forward, evenly mixing the seasonings into the soup.

His movements were very light and slow, preventing the blood curd from being ruined.

The Ice and Snow Sacred Ground prodigies watched his movements, and then looked at the cauldron that was several meters in diameter. They were really worried that the brat would fall into the cauldron and cook himself.

“Little Brother, the Water Dragon meat is ready.”

At this moment, Chu Xin’s voice sounded again.

The prodigies turned their heads and saw the little girl carrying the Water Dragon, which was dozens of meters long, and placing it on the grill, which was also dozens of meters long.

“Alright!”

Chu Chen responded, came to the grill, and with a wave of his little hand, a special vessel appeared out of thin air, pouring hot lava into the fire trough of the grill.

Instantly, a terrifying heat spread out.

“This is, Fire Dragon Lava?”

The prodigies from the Ice and Snow Sacred Ground looked at the lava that instantly filled the dozens of meters long distance, and their faces showed a trace of astonishment.

“That’s right. We collected this from Fire Dragon Mountain. It’s very convenient for grilling meat,” Chu Chen nodded and said.

Considering that Big Sister had said not to reveal their strength, he couldn’t use the Divine Mark Fire. Fortunately, there was still Fire Dragon Lava, which was barely enough to grill Water Dragon meat.

The prodigies looked at each other, speechless. These two brats actually collected Fire Dragon Lava to grill meat. They could only say that these brats were talented.


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(🤝🇨🇳) – Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces

🤝🇨🇳) – Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces

玄幻:老婆女帝,萌娃大闹九州
Status: Completed Author: Released: 2023 Native Language: Chinese
Chu Feng transmigrated to the Nine Provinces Continent and obtained the Ancestral God's Blood Pearl Inheritance. After cultivating to the peak of the Martial Emperor realm, he chanced upon and saved a woman of unparalleled beauty. They met, fell in love, and married. Unexpectedly, this woman turned out to be the Empress of the Nine Provinces Empire. After giving birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix twins, she left without a word. These two toddlers, after undergoing numerous Body Refinements by Chu Feng, unexpectedly developed supreme Divine Marks within their bodies, capable of suppressing all forms of energy in the Nine Provinces. Three years later, the innocent, adorable, and unknowingly invincible siblings, while Chu Feng was in secluded cultivation undergoing his Divine Tribulation, snuck out of the village and embarked on a journey to find their mother. *** Chu Feng, a transmigrator with a powerful inherited cultivation technique, disperses his cultivation three times to enhance the physiques of his newborn twins, Chu Xin and Chu Chen. This grants them incredible strength, speed, and the mysterious Power of Divine Marks, making them virtually invincible against anyone below Martial Saint level. When their mother, A'Rou, disappears, Chu Feng tells the twins she's imprisoned in the Imperial Capital. While he undergoes tribulation to ascend to Martial God and find A'Rou, the mischievous three-year-old twins, armed with an arsenal of powerful treasures and techniques provided by their father, embark on a hilarious and chaotic quest to "rescue" her.

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