Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 5

Chapter 5: My Little Brother is Named Ai Kaorou, My Name is Ai Chirou

“Finally, I can grill meat in peace.”

Chu Chen patted his chubby little hands, a happy smile on his face.

“Little Brother, didn’t you say they would become very powerful? I killed them all at once because of you, and I didn’t even get much wolf blood.”

Chu Xin appeared in front of Chu Chen in an instant, holding a large basin, her pretty little brows furrowed, speaking in an annoyed tone.

The Provincial Governor and the others turned their heads to look, and saw that the blood wolf that had pounced on the little girl had also been cut in two. Their hearts couldn’t help but be even more shocked.

Where did these two three-year-old children come from? Each of them had such terrifying strength.

Only one female guard frowned, a trace of unease in her expression, but everyone’s attention was on Chu Xin and Chu Chen, so they didn’t notice her.

Chu Chen scratched his head, his chubby little face slightly embarrassed: “I didn’t know either. That pretty Auntie said they would become Martial Venerables. I thought that Martial Venerables are two levels higher than Martial Kings, so they should be very powerful. How would I know that Martial Venerables are so weak, I killed them with one slap.”

The Provincial Governor and the others twitched their mouths, speechless.

The conversation between these two children was too damaging to their self-esteem.

To change the subject, the Provincial Governor asked, “Are you going to grill meat?”

“That’s right, who cares if they’re powerful or not, grilling meat is more important.”

Chu Chen finally reacted, and quickly came to the grill, starting to skewer the meat. He also turned his head to greet the Provincial Governor and the others, “Aunties, please help too. Didn’t you fight for a long time? Aren’t you hungry?”

“Alright!”

The Provincial Governor glanced into the depths of the forest. The blood wolves’ beast tamers were all dead, so they should have run away.

Then, she called the other women to help skewer the meat.

After putting down the basin, Chu Xin went to deal with the other Azure Wolves, removing tendons and skin, gutting them, her movements quite skilled.

It was hard to imagine how two three-year-old children had learned all this.

Chu Chen sprinkled something into the large basin, and the wolf blood in the basin quickly solidified.

He then picked up a small knife, cut the wolf blood into small pieces, and threw them into the already boiling pot.

He also took out a brush and seasonings, and started to apply them to the already skewered meat.

After a while, he took out a large pile of charcoal from his Spatial Ring and added it to the empty compartment below the grill, lighting it with a flint.

“Grilling big dogs!”

Chu Chen cheered, levitated, a little higher than the grill, and began to show off his superb grilling skills.

The Provincial Governor couldn’t help but ask, “Little Brother, who taught you how to do all this?”

“Daddy.”

Chu Chen replied without looking up, “This grill, the big pot, and the charcoal, seasonings, and everything else, were all refined by Daddy. Daddy’s grilled meat is delicious. Hmm, my grilled meat is also delicious.”

Someone couldn’t help but ask, “You’re so powerful, why didn’t your Daddy refine powerful weapons for you, instead of these things?”

“We have weapons.”

Chu Chen looked back at her, then continued to grill the meat, “But Daddy said, unless it’s a matter of life or death, we can’t take out our weapons, or they’ll be stolen by bad people.”

Life or death?

Did he mean a life-or-death situation?

Everyone thought to themselves, recalling the two little ones’ fighting process, it seemed that they didn’t need weapons in general situations.

“Little Brother, what’s your cultivation level now?”

Someone asked.

“Daddy said we have no cultivation.”

When Chu Chen said this, he turned his head to look at the women, looked around, and whispered, “Shh! Don’t tell my Daddy, okay? Daddy said we’re too weak, and it’s very dangerous outside, so he doesn’t let us go out. We sneaked out.”

His chubby little face, with a nervous expression, was extremely cute.

The women couldn’t help but want to pinch his chubby little face, but when they thought that this little guy could slap a fifth-rank demon beast to death, they couldn’t help but shiver.

If they angered this little guy, and he gave them a slap on the head, their heads would explode, and they would be dead.

“Little Brother, my name is Long Yufei, what’s your name, and where are you from?” The Provincial Governor asked curiously.

“My name is…”

Just as Chu Chen was about to answer truthfully, Chu Xin, who had finished dealing with an Azure Wolf, heard him and quickly said, “My Little Brother’s name is Ai Kaorou, my name is Ai Chirou, we come from Grilled Meat Village.”

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Daddy said that children should know how to hide themselves outside and not casually reveal their real names to others.

“Ai Chirou?” （Love Eating Meat?）

“Ai Kaorou? “（Love Grilled Meat?）

“Grilled Meat Village?”

The women were stunned for a moment, almost unable to hold back their laughter.

Even if they wanted to hide their names, they should have chosen more normal names. Even a fool would know that these names were fake.

Long Yufei teased, “Then what’s your Daddy’s name?”

Chu Xin was stunned for a moment, thought for a while, and said, “Daddy’s name is Ai Chi Kaorou.”

“Pfft!”

This time, Long Yufei and the others could no longer hold back and burst out laughing.

These two children were really too cute.

While grilling the meat, Chu Chen leaned close to Chu Xin’s ear and asked, “Big Sister, is it because the names you chose are not good that they’re laughing?”

“Then should we change them?”

Chu Xin glanced at the Provincial Governor and the others, and asked in a low voice.

“Forget it.”

Chu Chen shook his head, the flesh on his little face jiggling.

After a long time, the meat was grilled, and the aroma wafted through the air. Chu Xin flew over and couldn’t wait to pick up a piece of leg meat and started eating it. Although it was so hot that she kept fanning herself with her hand, her delicate little face was full of enjoyment.

“Little Brother, your grilling skills are getting better and better, almost half as good as Daddy’s.”

While eating, she didn’t forget to praise him.

“Of course!”

Chu Chen grinned.

Long Yufei and the others kept swallowing as they smelled the aroma. For them, there was almost nothing they hadn’t eaten, but they had never smelled such a fragrant grilled meat before. It was really too fragrant.

But Chu Chen didn’t invite them to eat, so they were embarrassed to help themselves.

Fortunately, Chu Chen didn’t forget them. He gave each of them a skewer and said with a smile, “Aunties, have a taste, it’s delicious.”

“Thank you!”

Long Yufei and the others thanked him, took a small bite, and their eyes immediately lit up.

This was too delicious.

Then they no longer cared about their image and started to eat in large mouthfuls.

Seeing everyone eating so heartily, a happy smile appeared on Chu Chen’s chubby little face.

He liked grilling meat, not eating it.

Every time he saw others fighting over his grilled meat, he felt very satisfied.

He took out a few small bowls, came to the big pot, and got a bowl of soup, which also contained wolf blood curd.

He took a sip and closed his eyes in enjoyment.

Long Yufei and the others drank two bowls of soup and ate a few pieces of grilled meat before they were full. But what shocked them was that Chu Chen and Chu Xin were still eating heartily.

A total of twenty or thirty Azure Wolves, from processing to grilling to finishing eating, took a full two hours.

Long Yufei and the others watched the siblings with their mouths wide open the whole time, unable to understand how those little stomachs could hold twenty or thirty Azure Wolves. Were these two little ones really ferocious beasts transformed into humans?

How could they know that everything Chu Xin and Chu Chen ate would be converted into energy by the Divine Marks and then devoured and absorbed? Not to mention twenty or thirty Azure Wolves, they could eat dozens more.