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Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 75

Chapter 75

Chapter 75: The Pig Heads Grow Back After Being Chopped Off? We’ll Never Run Out of Food!

Inside the Nine Provinces Secret Realm, two adorable little heads slowly peeked out from behind a boulder, each holding a baby bottle in their mouths.

“Big Sister, this big pig must be delicious.”

In front of the boulder, a monstrous beast with two pig heads, tusks over three feet long, and a crimson body, was leisurely rooting in the ground.

“It has two heads, perfect for us to each have a roasted pig head. Wow! I can’t take it anymore, I haven’t had barbecue in so long, my tummy is all empty. Little Brother, you get the tools ready, I’m going in.”

As soon as she finished speaking, a small figure leaped into the air from behind the boulder and landed with a thud beside the two-headed pig beast.

The startled beast let out a roar and was about to attack, but Chu Xin grabbed one of its hind legs and swung it around, slamming it onto the ground with a thud, causing it to let out a pained howl.

At the same time, a sharp arrow pierced through the air.

It was originally aimed at the beast, but after Chu Xin swung the beast around, Chu Xin and the beast switched positions, and the arrow was now heading straight for Chu Xin.

The arrow was enveloped in a powerful True Qi, its sharp aura tearing through the void.

Chu Xin turned her head, her big eyes under the mask flashing with a cold light. She punched with her small fist, sending the arrow flying, but it didn’t shatter, indicating it was no ordinary item.

Whoosh! Whoosh!

Three figures arrived, stopping not far away.

They were three youths around seventeen or eighteen years old, one of them holding a large bow, clearly the one who shot the arrow.

There are three-year-old kids in this secret realm?

The three youths looked at Chu Xin’s height, their eyes revealing a hint of astonishment.

Chu Xin was also sizing up the three, her face full of vigilance, and she asked in a childish voice, “Are you here to steal our meat?”

Steal their meat?

The three youths exchanged glances, speechless.

The youth with the bow said coldly, “Little brat, we were targeting this Two-Headed Fire Xi first.”

Chu Xin’s big eyes widened, and she said angrily, “That’s not true, I caught it first.”

“Is that so?”

The youth with the bow looked at the Two-Headed Fire Xi’s two heads, which had already lifted, and sneered, “Then let’s see if you can survive.”

As soon as he finished speaking, the Two-Headed Fire Xi let out a roar, its two pig heads opened wide, and it spat out two scorching fireballs.

Feeling the heat from behind, Chu Xin leaped up and landed on the beast’s body, her small fist smashing down on one of its heads.

With a crack, the skull of one of the beast’s heads shattered.

At this moment, the fireballs spat out by the beast hit a mountain in the distance, causing a loud explosion as the mountain collapsed.

“Such strong power.”

“This Two-Headed Fire Xi is a late-stage fifth-rank demon beast. Although its strength is not considered that great, its skull is particularly hard. She actually shattered it with one punch?”

The three youths’ pupils contracted, their voices filled with shock and horror.

When Chu Xin attacked, they didn’t sense any True Qi fluctuations, indicating she relied solely on physical strength, which was too terrifying.

Roar!

Just then, the Two-Headed Fire Xi let out an angry roar, and the head that Chu Xin had smashed was restored.

“Huh?”

Chu Xin was a little surprised. She clenched her fist and smashed the other pig head of the Two-Headed Fire Xi, but it quickly recovered as well.

Moreover, after the two restorations, the Two-Headed Fire Xi seemed to be much stronger than before.

“The Two-Headed Fire Xi has regenerative abilities. Only by shattering both heads at the same time will it die. Otherwise, it will only get stronger.”

Another youth with a square face said in a low voice.

“This little brat obviously doesn’t know the Two-Headed Fire Xi’s characteristics. Good, when she’s dead, we’ll kill the Two-Headed Fire Xi and extract its crystal core,” the youth with the bow said coldly.

The youth in the middle didn’t speak, only quietly watching everything.

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“Hehe, now we have something to eat.”

Chu Xin didn’t know the Two-Headed Fire Xi’s characteristics, but she thought of another advantage. She took out a stack of talismans from her Spatial Ring and stuck them on the Two-Headed Fire Xi as if they were free.

Chains emerged from the talismans, tightly binding the Two-Headed Fire Xi.

Then, she grabbed one of its hind legs and dragged the roaring Two-Headed Fire Xi towards Chu Chen, shouting excitedly, “Little Brother, this big pig’s heads keep growing back, we can eat so many roasted pig heads.”

“That’s great.”

Chu Chen had already set up the grill, and all the preparations were complete.

“Another three-year-old brat?”

The three youths’ gazes fell on Chu Chen, who was wearing a dragon mask, their eyes again revealing a hint of astonishment.

Only the top hundred prodigies of the Nine Provinces could enter the Nine Provinces Secret Realm. Where did these two three-year-old toddlers come from?

Thud!

Chu Xin threw the Two-Headed Fire Xi on the ground, took out a large knife from her Spatial Ring, and with a thwack, chopped off a pig head. Then she stared blankly at the Two-Headed Fire Xi, and only after it grew a new head did she clap her hands excitedly, “It grew back, great.”

The Two-Headed Fire Xi let out a sorrowful roar. It wanted to fight back, it wanted to escape, but its entire body was bound by the chains from the talismans, unable to move. All it could do was let out a few roars.

Chu Xin ignored the Two-Headed Fire Xi and focused on preparing the pig head.

“Done! Little Brother, start grilling, I’ll get another one.”

After preparing it, she handed the pig head to Chu Chen, then went back to the Two-Headed Fire Xi and chopped off the other head.

Chu Chen then skewered the prepared pig head with a special tool and hung it on the grill to roast.

Roasting a pig head was different from roasting meat before. Previously, the meat was placed on the grill to roast, but this time, the grill was removed, and the pig head was hung directly over the fire.

The speed of roasting the pig head was obviously much slower than Chu Xin’s speed of preparing them.

After Chu Xin prepared the second pig head, the first one wasn’t even cooked yet. She handed the pig head to Chu Chen and went to chop off another one.

She prepared four pig heads in one go, and only then was the first one cooked.

“Big Sister, come eat.”

Chu Chen called out.

“Okay!”

Chu Xin cheered, took out a knife, and split the roasted pig head in half. She left half for Chu Chen and started gnawing on the other half, which was bigger than her body.

“Mmm, so yummy.”

Chu Xin, who hadn’t eaten barbecue in days, narrowed her eyes in enjoyment.

The Two-Headed Fire Xi roared continuously, its four pig eyes filled with grief.

As a late-stage fifth-rank demon beast, relying on its regenerative ability, even early-stage sixth-rank demon beasts were unwilling to fight it.

Unexpectedly, it encountered two little devils who loved to eat pig heads and treated its regenerative ability as a source of food.

The key was, these two little devils even made it watch them eat its own pig heads.

This was simply a great humiliation for the Two-Headed Fire Xi clan.

The three youths in the distance were also dumbfounded. Killing the Two-Headed Fire Xi wasn’t difficult, but they had never seen anyone do it like these two toddlers.


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(🤝🇨🇳) – Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces

🤝🇨🇳) – Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces

玄幻:老婆女帝,萌娃大闹九州
Status: Completed Author: Released: 2023 Native Language: Chinese
Chu Feng transmigrated to the Nine Provinces Continent and obtained the Ancestral God's Blood Pearl Inheritance. After cultivating to the peak of the Martial Emperor realm, he chanced upon and saved a woman of unparalleled beauty. They met, fell in love, and married. Unexpectedly, this woman turned out to be the Empress of the Nine Provinces Empire. After giving birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix twins, she left without a word. These two toddlers, after undergoing numerous Body Refinements by Chu Feng, unexpectedly developed supreme Divine Marks within their bodies, capable of suppressing all forms of energy in the Nine Provinces. Three years later, the innocent, adorable, and unknowingly invincible siblings, while Chu Feng was in secluded cultivation undergoing his Divine Tribulation, snuck out of the village and embarked on a journey to find their mother. *** Chu Feng, a transmigrator with a powerful inherited cultivation technique, disperses his cultivation three times to enhance the physiques of his newborn twins, Chu Xin and Chu Chen. This grants them incredible strength, speed, and the mysterious Power of Divine Marks, making them virtually invincible against anyone below Martial Saint level. When their mother, A'Rou, disappears, Chu Feng tells the twins she's imprisoned in the Imperial Capital. While he undergoes tribulation to ascend to Martial God and find A'Rou, the mischievous three-year-old twins, armed with an arsenal of powerful treasures and techniques provided by their father, embark on a hilarious and chaotic quest to "rescue" her.

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