Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 77

Chapter 77: Big Brother, Do You Drink Beast Milk?

Long Shaoyu reorganized his words and asked, “Then which province are you from?”

Chu Xin’s eyes darted around, and she said with a grin, “From Barbecue Province, of course.”

Barbecue Province?

The corners of Long Shaoyu’s mouth twitched slightly, and he decisively gave up on further questioning.

These two little toddlers were young, but they were quite guarded. Further questioning would yield nothing.

Might as well focus on eating barbecue.

As the dignified young master of Cangzhou, what delicacies had he not tasted? But this seemingly ordinary barbecue was far more delicious than any delicacy he had ever eaten before.

“Little Sister Ai Chirou, what are you drinking?”

Long Shaoyu saw the two toddlers conjure two small baby bottles out of thin air. The bottles were emitting smoke and a chilling aura, piquing his curiosity.

“Beast milk.”

Chu Xin took a sip and said with a grin.

“Big Brother, do you want some? It’s very delicious.”

Chu Chen also shook his own baby bottle and asked.

“Tch, we’re not little kids. Why would we drink beast milk?”

The young archer said with a look of disdain, “You’re so big already, and you still haven’t been weaned. Aren’t you afraid of being laughed at?”

Chu Xin’s big, round eyes widened, and she said in a childish voice, “What do you know? Daddy said we’re still little kids, and drinking more beast milk will help us grow taller.”

The young archer wanted to say more, but a glare from Long Shaoyu made him shut his mouth obediently.

Long Shaoyu asked curiously, “I know about beast milk, but why is it smoking?”

Chu Chen smiled and said, “Oh, you mean this? It’s because we chilled the beast milk in ice water.”

“What kind of ice water is so chilling?” the square-faced youth also asked curiously.

This coldness was not ordinary; it was a chilling cold, definitely not from ordinary ice water.

Chu Chen scratched his bun hairstyle, thought for a moment, and said, “It’s called something Yin Spring, I forget.”

“Earthly Yin Spring, Little Brother, how can you be so stupid? You can’t even remember four words,” Chu Xin said, disappointed in him.

“Right, right, right, it’s called Earthly Yin Spring,” Chu Chen said with an awkward laugh, nodding repeatedly.

“You use Earthly Yin Spring to chill beast milk?”

Long Shaoyu exclaimed in surprise.

The square-faced youth and the young archer were also dumbfounded.

Earthly Yin Spring was a treasure of extreme yin and coldness, capable of corroding even souls. Even cultivators who cultivated with Earthly Yin Spring wouldn’t dare to do such a thing.

These two toddlers were actually using Earthly Yin Spring to chill beast milk. It was simply unbelievable.

“Yeah, is there a problem?”

Chu Chen asked innocently.

“Uh, no problem, not a problem at all,” Long Shaoyu said with a twitch of his mouth, forcing a smile.

Chu Xin blinked her big eyes and asked, “Big Brother, do you want some?”

“No, we don’t drink beast milk.”

Long Shaoyu quickly waved his hands in refusal.

Seriously, this was beast milk chilled with Earthly Yin Spring, containing the unique chilling aura of Earthly Yin Spring. They wouldn’t dare to drink it.

“Okay.”

Chu Xin shook her head regretfully, took another sip of beast milk, and then focused on eating the barbecue.

The two adults and two children focused on eating the barbecue, while the young archer sat to the side, looking at the four of them with a pitiful expression, swallowing his saliva.

Long Shaoyu and the square-faced youth only ate half of a roasted pig’s head before they were full and couldn’t eat anymore.

But when they looked up at the two toddlers, they were shocked speechless.

Beside each of the two toddlers were two bare pig heads, and they were working on their third.

These pig heads were bigger than their entire bodies. They really couldn’t understand how these two toddlers with such small stomachs could fit so much meat.

“Young Master, could they be Taotie in disguise? They eat too much,” the square-faced youth whispered.

Long Shaoyu shook his head and said nothing.

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The young archer had swallowed so much saliva that he was about to dry up. He couldn’t take it anymore and reminded, “Young Master, shouldn’t we be heading to Fire Xi Valley?”

After reminding him, he muttered softly, “If we don’t go soon, I’m afraid I’ll be the first young Martial Venerable to die from swallowing too much saliva.”

Long Shaoyu looked at the two toddlers who were still eating heartily, showing no signs of stopping, and said gently, “Little Sister Ai Chirou, Little Brother Ai Kaorou, can you let me have this Two-Headed Fire Xi?”

“No!”

Chu Xin shook her head like a rattle-drum, “This big pig can grow its head back even after it’s chopped off. We’re taking it with us, so we don’t have to worry about not having barbecue in the future. We can’t give it to you.”

The young archer was furious, “Little brat, do you know who our Young Master is?”

Chu Xin tilted her head, glanced at the young archer, and asked lightly, “Does it have anything to do with me?”

“You!”

The young archer pointed at Chu Xin, speechless with anger.

Long Shaoyu glared at him, then turned to Chu Xin and said gently, “Little Sister Ai Chirou, I can trade you spirit coins for it. How about 100,000 spirit coins for your Two-Headed Fire Xi?”

“Spirit coins?”

Chu Chen leaned over and whispered to Chu Xin, “Sister, what are spirit coins? Are they tasty?”

Long Shaoyu’s eyelids twitched. These two toddlers probably didn’t know what spirit coins were.

“How would I know? I’ve never seen them before, and Daddy never mentioned them,” Chu Xin rolled her eyes.

Sure enough!

These two toddlers didn’t know about spirit coins.

Long Shaoyu explained, “Spirit coins are the common currency of the Nine Provinces, and you can buy many, many things with them.”

“For buying things?”

“Not for eating?”

Chu Xin and Chu Chen were immediately disappointed.

“You can buy food with them,” Long Shaoyu explained further.

“Then no.”

Chu Xin shook her head firmly, “With this big pig, we have endless roasted pig heads to eat. Why would we use your spirit coins to buy food? What if others won’t sell to us?”

“Uh!”

That made sense. Long Shaoyu was momentarily at a loss for words.

His eyes darted around, and he said, “Little Sister Ai Chirou, how about you come with us to Fire Xi Valley? There are many Two-Headed Fire Xi there, and even a more powerful Two-Headed Fire Xi King. Its meat is much more delicious than these ordinary Two-Headed Fire Xi.”

“Really?”

Chu Xin and Chu Chen’s interest was immediately piqued.

“Of course.”

Long Shaoyu said with a smile, “The Two-Headed Fire Xi King is the king of the Two-Headed Fire Xi clan, with peak sixth-rank strength. If these ordinary Two-Headed Fire Xi are so delicious, then the more powerful Two-Headed Fire Xi King must be even more delicious.”

“That makes sense.”

Chu Xin and Chu Chen nodded repeatedly.

They had experienced this firsthand.

“Where is Fire Xi Valley? Let’s go quickly.”

Chu Xin urged impatiently.

Long Shaoyu pointed to the Two-Headed Fire Xi and said, “Can you kill this Two-Headed Fire Xi first? I only need a crystal core from its body. I won’t take the meat from you.”

“No, what if there are no big pigs in that valley? We’ll kill it after we get to that valley and see other big pigs,” Chu Xin shook her little head and said.

“Little brat, don’t push your luck. If Young Master says there are, then there are. What’s with all your questions?”

The young archer was furious, and the large bow appeared in his hand again.