Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 87

Chapter 87: If You Lie to Me, I’ll Spank Your Butt

“Good!”

Long Shaoyu nodded and said, “When we find the Middle Province Teleportation Gate and leave the secret realm, I will not only return your map to you, but I will also give you all the maps.”

Every time the Nine Provinces Secret Realm opened, the environment and terrain inside would undergo earth-shaking changes.

Therefore, after the secret realm closed, these maps would be useless, and there was no harm in giving them all to this brat.

“Really? Big Brother, if you lie to me, I will spank your butt until it blossoms.”

Chu Xin waved her small fist and warned again.

“Sister, don’t always say that, it’s very unladylike.”

Chu Chen tugged at Chu Xin’s clothes and reminded her in a low voice.

Then he looked at Long Shaoyu, coughed dryly, and said in a childish voice, “Big Brother, just pretend you didn’t hear what my sister just said, I’ll say it again. If you lie to my sister and me, I’ll spank your butt until it blossoms.”

As he spoke, he also waved his chubby little fist.

Long Shaoyu rolled his eyes and said speechlessly, “Alright, alright, if I lie to you, I’ll spank my own butt until it blossoms, okay?”

“Spank it yourself? That won’t do.”

Chu Chen shook his head repeatedly when he heard this, “I can’t let you spank yourself, I have to do it.”

If he spanked himself, it definitely wouldn’t hurt. In the past, when he made his father angry, he would act cute and coquettish, and then his father would let him spank himself.

He would always spank himself lightly, then pretend it hurt a lot and cry out loudly, and his father never found out.

He had a lot of experience with this kind of thing.

Therefore, if Big Brother lied to his sister, he had to do the spanking himself.

“Alright, alright, I’ll let you do it, okay?”

Long Shaoyu rubbed his forehead, communicating with this brat was really tiring.

Sometimes this brat seemed quite smart, but why was he so silly sometimes?

“Okay, Sister, we’ve settled it.”

Chu Chen nodded with satisfaction and turned to Chu Xin with a smile.

“Big Brother, here’s the map.”

Only then did Chu Xin take out the map and hand it to Long Shaoyu.

“Okay!”

Long Shaoyu nodded, took the map, and pieced it together with his own map.

Unfortunately, these two maps were obviously not adjacent, and there was no place where they could be connected.

“To find the Middle Province Teleportation Gate, we need more maps.” Long Shaoyu frowned slightly.

Chu Chen raised his small hand and said, “I know, I know, the map of the number one prodigy of the Nine Provinces, when put together, is the complete map of the secret realm.”

Auntie Long?

A thought flashed through Long Shaoyu’s mind. Could these two brats also be members of the Long clan?

He tentatively asked, “Little Brother Ai Kaorou, what’s the name of the Auntie Long you mentioned?”

Chu Chen tilted his head and thought for a moment, then shook his head and said, “I don’t know, Auntie Long never told me.”

Pa!

As soon as he finished speaking, a small, fair hand suddenly slapped him on the head.

“Stupid brother, Auntie Long told us her name.”

Chu Xin’s childish voice sounded.

“She did? I forgot.” Chu Chen rubbed his small head, his eyes full of confusion.

“Of course, she did.”

Chu Xin said with certainty, but she looked at Long Shaoyu, who was full of anticipation, and giggled, “But I can’t tell you.”

“Uh!”

Long Shaoyu rubbed his nose and tactfully didn’t dwell on this issue. He looked at the two maps in his hand, sighed, and said with a worried expression, “Unfortunately, the number one prodigies from the other provinces are all very strong. It will be too difficult to snatch the maps from them.”

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“Don’t be afraid, Big Brother, I’ll spank their butts… uh, I’ll beat them all down and make them hand over the maps obediently.”

Chu Xin raised her small head and said proudly.

“Good! I will help you too.” Long Shaoyu nodded, a smile appearing at the corner of his mouth.

“Yes, that’s much more ladylike.”

Chu Chen looked at his sister Chu Xin, a trace of relief in his eyes. He nodded his small head like a little adult and said in an old-fashioned manner.

Chu Xin glared at him, then looked at Long Shaoyu and asked, “Big Brother, where are we going now?”

Long Shaoyu looked at his own map, then at Chu Xin’s map, his gaze fixed on a certain spot on Chu Xin’s map, and smiled, “We’ll go to Divine Sword Mountain first.”

“Divine Sword Mountain? Where’s that?” Chu Xin and Chu Chen raised their small heads, their big eyes filled with confusion.

“A mountain that looks like a sword. At the top of the mountain, there is a huge God Sword Pool. In the God Sword Pool, there is a God Sword Tree, and the God Sword Tree will bear God Sword Fruits, which are very delicious.” Long Shaoyu said with a smile.

“God Sword Fruits? They sound delicious.”

Chu Xin’s eyes lit up, and a line of shiny drool flowed from the corner of her mouth. She curled her little tongue and urged impatiently, “Big Brother, let’s go quickly, I can’t wait any longer.”

“Alright!”

Long Shaoyu nodded and flew off according to the route shown on the map.

The square-faced youth and the young archer exchanged a glance and took to the air.

Chu Xin jumped onto the head of the Two-Headed Fire Xi King, and Chu Chen landed on the other pig head.

“Big Pig, let’s go.” Chu Xin waved her small hand, removed the talisman chains from the Two-Headed Fire Xi King, and shouted in a childish voice.

Roar!

The Two-Headed Fire Xi King let out a roar but didn’t move.

Chu Xin bared her teeth and threatened, “If you don’t go, I’ll bleed you again.”

“Draw two basins, no, draw ten basins.” Chu Chen also threatened in a fierce, childish voice.

Roar!

The Two-Headed Fire Xi King roared in grief and anger, but at the thought of being bled, its huge body couldn’t help but tremble. It stomped its four hooves, took to the air, and galloped away on fire clouds.

Chu Xin and Chu Chen each sat on a pig’s head, one hand grasping a tusk, the other holding beast milk, taking a sip from time to time, looking extremely comfortable.

The journey to Divine Sword Mountain was long. After flying for a while, Chu Xin felt hungry, so she would descend and chop off a few pig heads or pig trotters to roast and eat.

After eating and drinking their fill, they would set off again.

When roasting meat, Chu Xin would also stick talismans all over the Two-Headed Fire Xi King’s body. The dense talisman chains bound it tightly, making it unable to move, let alone escape.

It could only watch in grief and despair as the two little devils ate its pig heads, gnawed on its pig trotters, and drank its pig blood.

The most tragic thing was that the pig heads and trotters were roasted using its own lava fire.

After the two little devils had eaten and drunk their fill, they would ride on it and continue their journey.

This was definitely the darkest period of the Two-Headed Fire Xi King’s entire pig life.

“The Two-Headed Fire Xi King is so pitiful.”

For the first time, Long Shaoyu and the other two felt pity for a demon beast.

However, pity was pity. When it came to eating roasted pig heads, roasted pig trotters, or drinking pig blood soup, they were also ruthless, eating until they were full every time.

“We’re here!”

A few days later, Long Shaoyu, who was leading the way, stopped.

Chu Xin and Chu Chen, who were riding on the pig heads, craned their necks and looked down. Below them, clouds and mist swirled, but they couldn’t block their sight. In the midst of the clouds and mist, a huge divine sword could be faintly seen.

“What a big sword.”

“Big Brother, you really didn’t lie to us, Divine Sword Mountain really is a sword.”