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Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces – Chapter 94

Chapter 94

Chapter 94: Eating Ancient Treasures, Even the Artifact Spirit of the Divine Sword Pavilion is Alarmed

“Big Sister, I found five ancient treasures.”

After a long while, Chu Chen and his sister Chu Xin met up, and he showed off the ancient treasures he had found, letting them float in front of them.

“Hehe, I have one more than you.”

With a wave of her little white hand, Chu Xin threw out six treasures. Golden runes flowed on these treasures, and they were surrounded by an ancient aura.

These treasures were all sword-type, some were three feet long swords, some were one foot short swords, and some were even unformed sword embryos.

“Big Sister, you are amazing.”

Chu Chen looked at her with admiration, not holding back his praise.

Chu Xin nodded naturally and said, “Of course, I’m the Big Sister.”

“Yes, yes!”

Chu Chen nodded repeatedly. The Two-Headed Little Pig beside them couldn’t help but cover its ears with its two front hooves and lower its head, unable to watch or listen.

Unfortunately, it had two heads and four ears, and it couldn’t cover all four ears with only two front hooves, which made it very distressed.

Looking at the many treasures floating between them, Chu Chen tilted his little head and thought for a moment, then asked, “Big Sister, those three big golden characters were edible, are these ancient treasures also edible?”

Chu Xin’s eyes lit up when she heard this, and she clapped her hands and said with a smile, “Little Brother is so smart, I’ll try it first.”

As she spoke, she picked up an ancient treasure, opened her little mouth, and prepared to eat.

“Big Sister, wait a minute.”

Chu Chen quickly stopped Chu Xin, and under Chu Xin’s puzzled gaze, he took out a small jade bottle. His chubby little hand formed a hand seal, and a stream of “dishwashing water” poured out from the small jade bottle.

Chu Chen took the ancient treasure from Chu Xin’s hand and washed it under the “dishwashing water” while saying, “Dad said that you must wash things before eating them, otherwise you will get sick.”

Chu Xin suddenly understood and said with a smile, “I forgot.”

“Okay, Big Sister, eat it.”

Chu Chen quickly washed the ancient treasure and handed it to Chu Xin, urging her with a look of anticipation, “Try it quickly, what does it taste like?”

“Okay!”

Chu Xin took the washed ancient treasure, opened her little mouth, bit off the tip of the sword, and started eating with a crunching sound.

The Two-Headed Little Pig beside them widened its two pairs of pig eyes and stared blankly at Chu Xin.

Is this little devil really eating it?

That’s an ancient treasure! Not to mention cultivators, even demon beasts would treat it as a treasure and carefully preserve it. This little devil is actually eating it directly.

The most important thing is that the materials of ancient treasures are mostly very hard, and the formation foundation of the Divine Sword Pavilion’s protective formation also contains supreme sword intent. This little devil actually bit it apart with one bite, it’s simply unbelievable.

But when you think about it, this little devil even ate the rune characters on the Divine Sword Pavilion’s plaque, so eating ancient treasures now doesn’t seem unacceptable.

Gulp!

After chewing it, she swallowed it, smacked her lips twice to savor the aftertaste, and muttered, “It doesn’t have much taste, it’s not as good as the Big Pig’s head.”

When the Two-Headed Little Pig heard this, its two little pig heads shrank back at the same time, and its four short pig hooves involuntarily took a few steps back.

“But!”

Chu Xin changed the subject and said with a smile, “It contains a lot more energy than the Big Pig’s head, and it also contains sword intent.”

“Then Big Sister should eat more.”

Chu Chen quickly urged, “This way, Big Sister will become more and more powerful.”

“Okay!”

Chu Xin took two more bites, and while eating, she said, “Little Brother, you should eat too. Although these ancient treasures contain sword intent, which can’t improve your saber intent, it can still be converted into pure energy for you to absorb.”

“Okay!”

Chu Chen nodded, picked up an ancient treasure, washed it, and started eating it.

“Little Pig, do you want to eat?”

While eating, he also washed another ancient treasure and handed it to the Two-Headed Little Pig.

The Two-Headed Little Pig instinctively shook its head.

Are you kidding? Do you think everyone has such abnormal teeth, such abnormal stomachs, and is so abnormal all over like you two little devils?

If this thing were placed in the mouth of other cultivators or demon beasts, it would be instantly torn apart by the erupting sword intent and sword Qi.

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“You don’t want to eat? That’s a pity.”

Chu Chen withdrew the treasure and muttered.

Oink!

The Two-Headed Little Pig trotted over with its four hooves, looked up at the ancient treasure in Chu Chen’s hand, with a look of longing.

“You want to eat?”

Chu Chen’s eyes lit up, thinking he had found a fellow pig who shared his tastes.

The Two-Headed Little Pig shook its head, then nodded.

“Do you want to eat it? Or not?”

Chu Chen was a little confused, “Forget it, here you go.”

His chubby little hand loosened, and the ancient treasure fell, and the Two-Headed Little Pig bit it in one bite.

Naturally, it didn’t want to eat the ancient treasure, but rather, it thought that since it had encountered an ancient treasure, it should try to refine it.

Although this ancient treasure was a sword type, not a fire type, and not the most suitable for it, it was still an ancient treasure.

It placed the ancient treasure in front of it and forced out a drop of essence blood, spitting it onto it.

This action stunned both Chu Xin and Chu Chen.

“Big Sister, why is it spitting blood on it?” Chu Chen asked with a puzzled look.

“I don’t know, maybe it likes to spit blood on its food before eating it. Ew! That’s disgusting.”

After Chu Xin finished speaking, she looked at the Two-Headed Little Pig with disgust and took a few steps back to distance herself from it.

Chu Chen stared blankly at the Two-Headed Little Pig and muttered, “Is this what Dad called ‘heavy taste’?”

Hearing the conversation between the two siblings, the Two-Headed Little Pig’s internal Qi and blood churned, and it almost lost its concentration and interrupted the refining process.

These two little devils, they can’t go three sentences without mentioning food, it’s ridiculous.

I’m refining a magical artifact. Even if you don’t know how, you should have seen your father refine magical artifacts before, right? How can you relate this to eating?

Actually, the Two-Headed Little Pig had really misunderstood the two little toddlers. They had never seen their father spit blood to refine magical artifacts. Their own Emperor Weapons and other treasures were all refined directly through their minds, not through essence blood refining.

Buzz!

Just as Chu Xin and Chu Chen were enjoying their meal, an old man with white hair and a white beard suddenly appeared in front of them.

“Huh? Grandpa, where did you come from?”

Chu Xin paused her chewing and asked in surprise.

“I came from below.”

The old man pointed to the ground with a kind smile on his face.

“Oh!”

Chu Xin nodded and continued to eat with gusto.

The old man looked at the brat crunching on the formation foundation, and his eyelids twitched slightly.

“Grandpa, do you want to eat?”

Chu Chen was very generous and washed an ancient treasure and handed it to the old man.

“Purifying Water?”

The old man’s mouth twitched. These two brats are actually using Purifying Water to wash the formation foundation.

“You don’t want to eat?”

Chu Chen tilted his little head and thought for a moment. He glanced at the Two-Headed Little Pig, who had just spat out another mouthful of essence blood onto the ancient treasure, and suddenly understood, “Grandpa, do you need to spit some blood on it before you eat it?”

The old man glanced at the Two-Headed Little Pig, feeling a little speechless. Then he shook his head and said, “I am the Artifact Spirit of the Divine Sword Pavilion. Can the two little friends return these formation foundations to me?”


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(🤝🇨🇳) – Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces

🤝🇨🇳) – Fantasy: My Wife is the Empress, and Our Cute Kids Wreak Havoc in the Nine Provinces

玄幻:老婆女帝,萌娃大闹九州
Status: Completed Author: Released: 2023 Native Language: Chinese
Chu Feng transmigrated to the Nine Provinces Continent and obtained the Ancestral God's Blood Pearl Inheritance. After cultivating to the peak of the Martial Emperor realm, he chanced upon and saved a woman of unparalleled beauty. They met, fell in love, and married. Unexpectedly, this woman turned out to be the Empress of the Nine Provinces Empire. After giving birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix twins, she left without a word. These two toddlers, after undergoing numerous Body Refinements by Chu Feng, unexpectedly developed supreme Divine Marks within their bodies, capable of suppressing all forms of energy in the Nine Provinces. Three years later, the innocent, adorable, and unknowingly invincible siblings, while Chu Feng was in secluded cultivation undergoing his Divine Tribulation, snuck out of the village and embarked on a journey to find their mother. *** Chu Feng, a transmigrator with a powerful inherited cultivation technique, disperses his cultivation three times to enhance the physiques of his newborn twins, Chu Xin and Chu Chen. This grants them incredible strength, speed, and the mysterious Power of Divine Marks, making them virtually invincible against anyone below Martial Saint level. When their mother, A'Rou, disappears, Chu Feng tells the twins she's imprisoned in the Imperial Capital. While he undergoes tribulation to ascend to Martial God and find A'Rou, the mischievous three-year-old twins, armed with an arsenal of powerful treasures and techniques provided by their father, embark on a hilarious and chaotic quest to "rescue" her.

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