Ch 276: The Adventures of a Level-Maxed Unlucky Player

The Demon King finished speaking, and Niuniu’s mind was filled with only two thoughts.

The first: Apparently, the Demon King’s “dog blood” was real dog blood, the kind that was about to fall on her head.

The second: Eldest Uncle was really so unlucky, but she still really wanted to laugh!

The Demon King explained, “We usually call this kind of unlucky human a—Max-Level Unlucky One!”

Niuniu couldn’t help but burst out laughing, “Puchi!”

Hahahahaha!!

It was really too funny!

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Niuniu was very conflicted now.

If viewed from a moral and ethical standpoint, she shouldn’t be laughing.

But she really couldn’t help it!

I wonder how unlucky Eldest Uncle will become.

（ω）

She was still looking forward to seeing it!

The very next second after Niuniu had this thought, Helian Yaoxun, when getting into the car, accidentally stumbled.

His entire lower leg hit the car’s dashboard; although he wasn’t seriously injured,

a patch of leg hair was knocked off!

“Cough cough cough cough humph,” Niuniu struggled to suppress her laughter beside him.

Truly an Unlucky One!

Niuniu had witnessed it!

So, her mission this time was to help Eldest Uncle escape the curse of dog blood!?

It was simple enough, but it would take some time.

It’s just that she didn’t know if her Eldest Uncle could hold out.

Niuniu tilted her head, quietly observing Eldest Uncle with her peripheral vision.

Eldest Uncle sat exceptionally upright, his eyes still involuntarily glancing at the surrounding Illusionary Realm.

Obviously, he was very vigilant!

It seemed that her Eldest Uncle also knew about his Unlucky One constitution.

So he was always very careful when doing things.

Before, at the Base, Eldest Uncle hadn’t been on high places like the Martial Arts Platform.

But Niuniu still saw the scene of a pebble, kicked up by someone’s foot, hitting Eldest Uncle.

Although it was only once, it was still captured by the sharp-eyed Niuniu!

o（^｀）o

Truly very unlucky.

But thankfully, the journey was very safe, and nothing uncontrollable happened.

However, upon arriving at the Helian Family,

things became interesting.

Before Helian Yaoxun returned home, he specifically asked Chen Hong to come out and greet him.

The problem arose here.

As soon as Helian Yaoxun saw his Wife, his immense grievances were like a floodgate opening.

The Yangtze River flows eastward!

“Wife, let me tell you, I was unlucky again today, and I’m in a terrible mood!!”

Helian Yaoxun pretended to cry, spreading his arms and running forward, seeking comfort from his Wife.

But after running only a few steps,

he fell to the ground.

Niuniu was dumbfounded.

Chen Hong was also stunned, but she reacted quickly, immediately stepping forward to pull him up.

This time, Helian Yaoxun was truly about to cry: “My mood is even worse!!”

Chen Hong’s face was full of helplessness, but she still had to comfort him: “Okay, okay, don’t be in a bad mood!”

“I managed to get that bottle of Jinjue Moutai, limited to ten bottles across the entire Interstellar!”

After Chen Hong finished speaking, she belatedly realized that her tone sounded a bit like she was coaxing a child!

No!

It was even more childish than coaxing a child.

After all, her tone when coaxing her son was much more mature than this.

Regardless of the method, as long as it works, it’s a good method!

As soon as Helian Yaoqing heard this, his sullen mood immediately disappeared, and he said with a face full of surprise: “Really!?”

“Where is it? Where is it?!”

Helian Yaoxun’s face was full of surprise.

For some reason, Niuniu felt that her Uncle’s smile gave her a slightly bad premonition.

Chen Hong continued to coax him like a child: “It’s in the house, on the coffee table. Go get it yourself, don’t be upset!”

“Okay!”

Helian Yaoxun immediately took off running, rushed into the hall, and then held up the limited-edition Jinjue Moutai!

Helian Yaoxun had longed for this bottle of Moutai for at least a year, and finally, he had it in his hands!

“Look at the wine’s legs! Look at the rich, clinging texture! Fragrant!!”

Helian Yaoxun shook the bottle, explaining to Niuniu.

Niuniu didn’t understand much about wine, but she knew that her Uncle’s posture and the extent of his shaking made the bottle very unstable and likely to fall.

Especially for someone with Eldest Uncle’s Unlucky One constitution, it was very dangerous!

She kindly reminded him: “Eldest Uncle, you have to hold it steady, don’t drop it!”

Helian Yaoxun didn’t realize the seriousness of the situation at all, and was still reassuring Niuniu: “People won’t be unlucky forever, and I’m holding it very tightly, it won’t fall!”

To prove the credibility of his words, Helian Yaoxun shook the bottle in his hand even harder.

It remained standing.

However, the next second, the bottle in Helian Yaoxun’s hand exploded!

It just, directly exploded!

Helian Yaoxun’s grip was too strong, directly crushing the Jinjue Moutai bottle!

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Helian Yaoxun was dumbfounded.

Niuniu was also dumbfounded.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!”

Helian Yaoxun was about to die of anger!

His unlucky constitution was too powerful!

The bottle didn’t fall to the ground, but he crushed it with his bare hands.

However, a small amount of wine remained in the lower half of the bottle.

Helian Yaoxun, with a mournful face, directly downed it in one gulp!

Niuniu was dumbfounded.

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Her feelings were complex, yet she wanted to laugh!

“Good wine!”

After finishing the drink, Helian Yaoxun wiped the remaining wine from his mouth with the back of his hand, and said refreshingly.

“I have to say, good wine truly has its reasons!”

“So fragrant!”

Niuniu interjected, “Yeah, it’s really quite fragrant, I can smell it from so far away!”

“It’s just… maybe the capacity is a little small.”

“Rarity is the spice of life!” Helian Yaoxun said with a wry smile.

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When Chen Hong came out of the kitchen with a bowl of Tomato and Egg Noodles, she saw this scene of utter chaos.

“What happened!?”

Chen Hong was dumbfounded.

The newly bought Jinjue Moutai was instantly consumed by the floor.

Helian Yaoxun took a deep breath, forcefully suppressing the tears welling up in his eyes, and stood up to walk towards his Wife.

After all, adult life is full of hardships, and he couldn’t cry over such a small matter!

“Wife!!” Helian Yaoxun ran over, looking aggrieved.

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He explained, “This Moutai must have been stored for too long, causing the bottle to become too brittle. I didn’t even use much force, and it shattered.”

Chen Hong said helplessly, “Alright, alright, I’ll have someone get you another bottle later. Eat this Tomato and Egg Noodles first.”

“Wuwuwu, Wife, you’re still the best to me!!”

Helian Yaoxun was deeply moved. He had just drunk a mouthful of strong liquor, and his stomach was still a little uncomfortable, and he just needed a warm bowl of Tomato and Egg Noodles!

To soothe his wounded heart.

However,

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