In the Scripture Pavilion, Ying Bing stared intently at the scroll, appearing serious and aloof, but her slender hand holding the book was slightly curled.
“Hey, you asked the right person.”
“But I didn't ask, and who says an engagement… an engagement requires a wedding night.”
Ying Bing's study materials were all from a certain upright gentleman, so she didn't understand this aspect at all.
But she wasn't some naive ghost.
So, Qin Yu Zhi looked at Shang Qinqing beside her.
“It's like this, an engagement means a bridal chamber! Our ancestors all did this.”
“No one understands bridal chambers better than me, I'm the authority, listen to me.”
A certain Great Shang manager of marriages and weddings, nodded solemnly, her mouth full of historical revisionism.
Okay, although Shang Qinqing was trying hard to control her expression, her wildly upturned corners betrayed her.
So what if it violates ancestral customs, it's a matter of life and death! I want to see a matter of life and death!
Ying Bing pursed her lips, as if she hadn't heard anything, and continued to flip through the scroll.
But seeing her unwavering gaze, Shang Qinqing and Qin Yu Zhi exchanged a glance.
“Little Bing, you two wouldn't have already…”
“…”
Ying Bing still didn't speak.
But Shang Qinqing narrowed her eyes, relieved: “Not yet.”
“Hmm, her ears are red.” Qin Yu Zhi didn't even need to observe carefully, Little Bing wasn't usually like this, it was very obvious when this topic came up.
Upon hearing this, Ying Bing silently put down the strands of hair by her ear.
“For your first wedding night, you certainly don't have any experience, so as the Azure Luan who manages weddings, I have an obligation to give you some common sense.”
“I also know a little about this, I can offer some suggestions.”
Qin Yu Zhi folded her arms across her chest, looking like someone who had been there before.
Okay, Old Qin hadn't actually eaten pork, but because she frequently dream traveled, she didn't know how many pigs she had seen running around.
Shang Qinqing decided to start with the simple things:
“First, you need to prepare a red string, the bride needs to…”
“Be tied up.” Qin Yu Zhi blurted out these fierce words.
Shang Qinqing: “?”
This touched upon her knowledge blind spot, preparing a rope was for binding tokens of affection to hang at the head of the bed, where did you learn the procedure of tying up the bride?
Shang Qinqing didn't understand, so she could only continue:
“Then there's the drinking of the wedding cup, right, wedding night, wedding candles, naturally, you need to prepare the wedding candles in advance…”
Qin Yu Zhi said matter-of-factly: “Right, the ones made with sea spirit dew are best, they don't burn too hot, they won't hurt if they drip on you, and they're quite stimulating.”
Ying Bing: “Ah?”
The Cold Immortal rarely showed a bewildered expression, after all, in her past life as an Empress, she had seen all kinds of scenes.
This scene, she really hadn't seen before.
Shang Qinqing: “?”
The god in charge of weddings didn't understand, but was greatly shocked.
Where did you get this from, were those things you saw in your dreams proper weddings?
“Yu Zhi, where did you see all this?”
“In the Taishang Huang's dreams, he was dignified and imposing, he should be quite authoritative, is there a problem?”
“…I didn't expect…”
“Didn't expect what?”
“Cough, we'll talk about this next time.” Shang Qinqing suspected the Hehuan Sect's methods originated from the Taishang Huang, but the man had been dead for thousands of years, so she swallowed the words ‘his old man was so flirtatious’.
“Your procedures are a bit too advanced, listen to me instead.”
“Okay.”
“Next is the key point, Little Bing, you must listen carefully, it's the most important thing on the wedding night!”
Shang Qinqing narrowed her eyes, meaningfully raising a finger.
“That is how to have a baby!”
Little Mo knew he was a newbie, Little Bing also seemed completely clueless about this, if the two of them gave up halfway, wouldn’t all her historical revisionism be in vain today?
This kind of thing wasn't easy to discuss with a man, so she could only guide Little Bing.
“Come closer.”
Qin Yu Zhi was genuinely curious, and leaned in, Ying Bing didn't move, but she could still hear clearly, as Shang Qinqing's voice wasn't small.
Sect Leader Qin listened, her face flushed, despite her age, she had only seen pigs run, not eaten any pork, and now she was thinking about the pork she had seen.
Qin Yu Zhi talked until her mouth was dry, but as she spoke, she suddenly paused.
That's right.
Qin Yu Zhi reacted so strongly, why wasn't Little Bing blushing or reacting at all?
Although the two of them often slept together, she absolutely wouldn't be mistaken, Little Bing was definitely untouched.
“Little Bing, did you listen?”
“Yes.”
“Then why are you reacting like this… did you not understand?” Shang Qinqing asked doubtfully.
Ying Bing tilted her head: “I know, it's used to deal with Hammer Treasure, there's this in the naive ghost's study materials, I've seen it many times accidentally.”
“…”
The words were all clear, but why couldn't they be understood together?
What does it mean to have seen it many times accidentally?
Was it intentional or accidental…
What is studying?
“And what the heck is Hammer Treasure… oh! ~~”
Qin Yu Zhi realized.
Shang Qinqing felt a little embarrassed: “Then, Little Bing, is there anything else you don't understand?”
“Yes.”
“Such as? Tell me.”
“It's… is getting clothes wet a normal thing?”
Ying Bing had an otherworldly look, but the words coming out of her mouth were increasingly fierce.
“Ah?” Shang Qinqing was stunned.
“Getting clothes wet, what the heck is that… oh! ~~”
Qin Yu Zhi pondered for a moment, suddenly realizing, then her face turned even redder.
“???”
Shang Qinqing cleared her throat, honestly, she felt a little numb, and a little bit cold.
Little Bing was so cold and aloof, but privately she had already… had Li Mo open so many new world gates for her? How many good moments did she miss, damn it!
Let's double cultivate and transcend the Great Dao, she wanted to go back in time!
The dignified god in charge of weddings actually had no say in this matter, after all, her sweetheart was a monk.
In the latter half, Qin Yu Zhi spoke more, after recalling, she came to a conclusion based on the proportion.
Getting clothes wet, that's not normal.
“!”
The Big-Headed Doll let out a sharp cry.
Ying Bing reacted, her serene gaze losing focus.
That wasn't normal, and it seemed quite embarrassing, so when she asked that question, Qin Yu Zhi and Shang Qinqing found out…
Just then, Li Mo came up from the Scripture Pavilion, and greeted Xiao Qin.
“Have you arranged the engagement?”
Ying Bing looked away, not daring to meet his gaze at this moment.
“Oh, it's arranged.”
Li Mo nodded, looking like an upright gentleman: “Let's discuss the wedding night.”
“…”
Ying Bing lowered her eyes, glancing at the two beside her.
So you guys planned this in advance?
“?”
Shang Qinqing and Qin Yu Zhi leaned back slightly, but also wanted to give Li Mo a thumbs up.
This really wasn't planned in advance, at most it was a case of great minds thinking alike.
No wonder he could trick Little Bing into opening the gates to a new world…
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