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Meng Academy: The Villain’s Daily Wooden Fish Tapping – Chapter 1

Ch 1: I am Xi Si Na.

Ch 1: I am Xi Si Na.

The sky was a clear blue, a gentle breeze carrying clouds drifted by, Meng Academy was as usual.

On the far side of the Universe, on Centaurus Planet, Rui Bu Si was gnawing on grass she had painstakingly and secretly obtained from outside.

A chaotic electronic sound suddenly echoed in her mind, almost causing her to drop the grass in her hand.

【Do you want to gain true freedom? Do you want to possess endless wealth? Do you want to travel the universe without worries from now on? Just complete a few tasks, and the Merit System will take you to the skies!】

What space junk is talking in her head?

This familiar yet strange, extremely annoying way—she thought it was her former boss showing up.

So close, she almost knelt down to beg for mercy, crying and shouting, shifting the blame to her deceased colleague and her unknown-fate nemesis.

【I am a part of the laws of numerous small worlds. You can call me the “Great System”. My arrival in this world is for universal peace. You only need to complete limited tasks, and I will bring you unlimited benefits!】

Huh—

What space junk is drawing pies here, the skill is far inferior to her former boss.

In those years, the pies her former boss drew were more numerous than the people on Centaurus Planet, from small pies to large pies, from simple and unadorned to luxurious and extravagant, everything except reality.

Rui Bu Si swallowed the delicious yet slightly unappetizing grass:

“To be frank, I am a part of Xi Si Na, the Quake Clan goddess.

Actually, I didn’t die. I accidentally came here because of the Black Quake War. I was penniless at first, and now I only need five hundred Centaurus Gold Coins to return to Quake Star. Once I regain my true form and defeat the Dark Forces, I will give you two mineral stars larger than Quake Star as a reward!”

The System emitted another burst of chaotic electronic sounds.

The little incident was not taken to heart by Rui Bu Si. She chewed the grass fiercely, and suddenly a glittering gold coin appeared in her hand.

Glittering! A gold coin!!!

The grass fell safely to the ground, but she didn’t even glance at it.

【Just complete simple tasks, and you will unlock more benefits. Rewards are issued immediately, never withheld!】

Her former boss had done countless schemes to gain greater benefits with small favors.

But this is a whole gold coin! She silently clenched the coin.

“Money doesn’t matter, my friend, maintaining universal peace has always been my lifelong pursuit.”

【Current task: Rescue Princess Naiya.】

“Wh…”

The System didn’t give her a chance to speak. In broad daylight, she vanished from the spot.

It is known that her true form is the Nether Moon Stone, Princess Naiya and the Solei Holy Sword are natural enemies of the Dark Clan, and her current task is to rescue Princess Naiya.

Solved: The space junk calling itself the Merit System spared no expense, using a single gold coin in a huge attempt to take her life.

On the far side of the Universe, Meng Academy.

It was the beginning of a new school term. Naiya walked past a telephone booth with a book in her arms, the telephone booth rang with its usual tone, thick smoke had not yet dissipated, and a person wearing a Meng Academy uniform tumbled to her feet.

Although the ways new students first emerge from telephone booths are always bizarre, rolling is a first.

【Successfully sent the Host to the mission location.

To ensure the mission has a good start, automatically exchanged for one Earth orphan identity, one Meng Academy enrollment notice, and one set of Meng Academy student uniform.

Considering that the Host currently has no Merit accumulated, one gold coin has been automatically deducted.

One initial gift of shielding one’s own Dark Aura is given, valid for three days.】

“Classmate, are you alright?”

The classmate who rolled out of the telephone booth sat on the ground, staring at her without blinking, her facial expression extremely painful.

Naiya looked at her gloved hand, certain she hadn’t touched her at all.

“Something’s a little…off.”

She uttered a complete sentence with a trembling voice, with great difficulty.

She has problems, big problems, more than just a little.

Half-dragged, half-forced onto a pirate ship, ahead lies Princess Naiya’s sword, behind is the wrath of her former boss, the Dark Emperor.

Her originally uncertain life now has a definite countdown of three days.

Just as she was about to stand up, the telephone booth rang again, two screams came out with the ringing, and Rui Bu Si, who hadn’t fully stood up, was knocked to the ground.

Being separated from the Dark Emperor for a long time prevented her from using any magic, her long-term impoverished life had weakened her body, and after the brief continuous shocks, she fainted on the ground.

The onlookers shouted loudly: “Help, someone fainted!”

Waking up to three faces inches from her eyes, sitting up to hear the Infirmary staff speak earnestly:

“Young girls nowadays, they risk their lives for beauty! Health is the most important thing, look at you, you have severe malnutrition.”

Firstly, by her true form, her age is perfectly acceptable to be an ancestor of everyone here.

Secondly, she is inherently very beautiful, and her physique does not have any health problems.

Thirdly, it’s due to the energy deficiency caused by being separated from the Dark Emperor for a long time, she’ll always be like this no matter how much she eats.

Finally, this is someone else’s territory, although she has at least three points of disagreement, she will wisely keep her mouth shut and nod silently.

The only staff member in the Infirmary is Head Nurse Da Tiantian.

The two classmates who rushed out of the telephone booth and knocked her to the ground were Lan Bao and Lie Yan Jian Ni from Earth.

“We’re really sorry about what happened just now,” Lie Yan Jian Ni and Lan Bao said with guilt.

“It’s alright.”

Their Dark Clan undercover agents are always very tolerant when operating in enemy territory.

Oh, this time she doesn’t seem to be undercover, she was tricked… into saving the universe.

“Jian Ni, she looks really like a delicate doll!”

Although the two were speaking softly, Rui Bu Si heard them clearly.

Well, of course, she is the most beautiful of the five Spirit Stones.

Although the other four Spirit Stones refuse to admit this fact.

“Indeed, even her height is like a doll’s.”

The confident smirk instantly falters. Lie Yan Jian Ni, good, she remembers.

Muttering a non-Quake language, Lie Yan Jian Ni looked over curiously:

“Were you talking just now?”

【Complaining is a habit. Stopping is easy. You can’t change your height, but you can change your perspective.

Cursing others, Merit -10.】

What the…?

【Merit can be used to exchange for the number of uses of basic Quake Clan magic, such as: Binding Spell, Rou Rou Ruan Ruan Ruan Mian Mian Spell, etc., twenty-five per use.

It can also be used to shield one’s own Dark Aura, two hundred and fifty per day.】

This pirate ship not only openly scams, but also secretly curses.

“No, you heard wrong.”

“Oh.”

Although still a little puzzled, Jian Ni didn’t pursue it.

“By the way, Teacher Da Tiantian,” the classmate who had fainted unexpectedly finally woke up, and Jian Ni, relieved, brought up the matter he cared most about since coming to Meng Academy, “Where is Li Ka?”

Li Ka?

Rui Bu Si was curious—

When these two Earthlings mentioned this name, the light in their eyes was brighter than the lights in the Infirmary.


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(🇨🇳)Meng Academy: The Villain’s Daily Wooden Fish Tapping

(🇨🇳)Meng Academy: The Villain’s Daily Wooden Fish Tapping

萌学园:反派的敲木鱼日常, 真的假的?我打暗黑大帝
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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2024 Native Language: Chinese
More than 200 years after leaving the Dark Emperor, a certain Mingyue Wanshi Form was approached by an entity claiming to be a System. The entity said it could give her complete freedom and a large amount of gold coins, only requiring her to complete a few small tasks. "My friend, you know me, money isn't important, I am naturally peace-loving." But—— Really? She has to protect Princess Naya?! Really? She has to fight the Dark Emperor?!

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