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Meng Academy: The Villain’s Daily Wooden Fish Tapping – Chapter 72

Ch 72: Learn it, don't actually die.

Ch 72: Learn it, don’t actually die.

“Since I saved Princess Naiya,” although I have absolutely no idea how I saved her, after all, I rarely saw Wu La La during that time, “shouldn’t you give me something more substantial?”

Was it because I borrowed homework from Wu La La, and my good luck was taken away with the homework when I returned it?

Oh, this kind of rescue method?

🟡You no longer feel uncomfortable due to a lack of energy.🟨

“Uh-huh.”

But I still don’t have enough energy to use my magic.

🟡And you no longer need to perform ten good deeds every day.🟨

“Yeah.”

But I still have to do good deeds, otherwise, I won’t have enough merit and will…Ga.

🟡The true value of life lies in giving, not taking. Osber once said, ‘We live in this world not to take anything for ourselves, but to try to make others live happier lives,’ as…🟨

“Wait, stop for a second.”

She couldn’t stand this nonsense.

“My friend, I am from the Dark Clan,” achieving life’s value has nothing to do with her, “we only take, giving is someone else’s business.”

🟡A chance to start over is before you, you…🟨

“Can you give me something practical?”

🟡You also received twenty thousand Merit.🟨

“You didn’t mention this.”

Okay, that’s why the System’s nonsense suddenly increased today.

🟡You didn’t ask.🟨

She narrowed her eyes: “What if I never ask? Would it become mine?”

🟡Life lies in giving.🟨

“The last time I heard that phrase, life was about exercise.”

🟡Times have changed.🟨

“Nothing else practical?”

🟡You took something from the Magic Warehouse last time.🟨

Rui Bu Si became alert: “What’s wrong?”

🟡The items you took are dangerous, but their functions compensate for that danger.🟨

“You’re going to upgrade them?”

That generous?

🟡While preserving their functions, I have removed their danger.🟨

Wait…

She remembered she hadn’t taken much at the time, hastily taking an earring and a mirror.

——The Wumo Power Orb was taken by Lan Bao.

The earring makes the wearer appear beautiful to others, but prolonged wear can easily lead to mental bewitchment.

The mirror can be split in two and has communication functions, but the conveyed meaning will be misinterpreted.

“So, I now possess an ordinary earring and a seashell in the shape of a mirror?”

What’s the difference between them and two useless, beautiful pieces of trash?

🟡You can’t say that, I…🟨

“Okay, you don’t need to say anything.”

She didn’t want to listen.

Before planning to defeat the Dark Great Emperor, there was an urgent matter at hand that needed to be dealt with.

Sitting in the dormitory, she looked over the exam schedule that had just been issued, then took out the homework papers from her pocket and casually threw them on the table.

That was one of the sources of her suffering—

If too many exams fail, there’s a risk of being expelled.

🟡You can go to the Dark Great Emperor, cheat…🟨

“Don’t talk.”

Her already bad mood worsened even more after the mechanical voice appeared.

Is there any way to pass this exam without effort and safely…

“Ah!” She remembered she should have that small pouch with her.

The pouch contained various magical artifacts, and she wondered if there was anything that could help her cheat.

When changing school uniforms upon enrollment, she casually threw it…where was it again?

She searched high and low everywhere but couldn’t find the familiar pouch.

“Forget it,” it’s been too long, she doesn’t remember what was inside, “maybe it wouldn’t have helped anyway.”

She just suddenly thought of it and wanted to find it.

When did she have that pouch on her anyway?

Without realizing it, she looked up and saw Ya Ya standing expressionlessly at the dormitory door.

Seeing Ya Ya’s serious face, Rui Bu Si looked around. Her originally tidy dorm was now a mess: “Actually, I can explain?”

Ya Ya lifted her up and put her aside. In less than half an hour, not only did she find the pouch, but she also tidied up the dorm.

“Wow, I really love you!”

However, the pouch really didn’t have anything useful in it.

She opened a new bag of duck snacks, sat on the bed eating them, Ya Ya snorted coldly: “Aren’t you going to do something to express your affection?”

“Um…”

Besides cheap black-framed glasses and equally cheap rubber bands, she didn’t have anything to give away.

“I’ll give you one of my sweet kisses.”

“Then you might as well just leave.”

Of course, she wasn’t the only one worried about the exams.

Rui Bu Si didn’t understand Jian Ni and Lan Bao’s worries: “What’s the big deal? You two are Meng Knights, Director Pa can’t expel you.”

But Director Pa could expel her.

Ever since the game console incident, she felt like she had become another thorn in Director Pa’s eye at this school.

Jian Ni just shook his head: “You don’t understand our pain.”

Whether you understand or not, you have to go through the long, long exam period.

The exam process is nothing more than a few struggling students getting together to sleep during review, being at a loss when they get the questions during the exam, and possibly feeling sad when they get their report cards.

So…

“Why is the Magical Physics exam last?”

Lying on the table, feeling utterly hopeless.

Since discovering that Mi Ya Xing’s predictions were super accurate, Rui Bu Si happily abandoned her friends.

But even after selecting key topics from a massive amount of question types, she found Magical Physics difficult to study.

“Why do I have to know how many of Paoer’s Driving Scroll Envoys I need to use to make someone completely weak when using the Soft and Gentle, Fluffy Curse?”

When facing an enemy, of course, it’s all of them, all of them!

How can there be time to observe the opponent’s size, their approximate magic level, calculate the Driving Scroll Envoys to use, and accurately use them?!

“That’s unrealistic.”

“That’s the ideal scenario.”

Poking the other person’s face twice with her pen, Rui Bu Si listlessly shook her head.

It seems like she really has no energy.

“You can memorize such a thick pile of Magic Botany knowledge points, but you can’t handle these few question types?”

“How are those just a few?”

Feeling utterly hopeless, she hugged her head with her hands: “I can’t do it anymore, I can’t do it at all.”

“But didn’t you just make a bet with Jian Ni?”

She pretended to slowly put away the books on the table, exaggerating each movement, occasionally glancing at the other person. Sure enough, within thirty seconds, Rui Bu Si pressed down on his wrist as he was putting away his things:

“Let’s study a little longer.”


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(🇨🇳)Meng Academy: The Villain’s Daily Wooden Fish Tapping

(🇨🇳)Meng Academy: The Villain’s Daily Wooden Fish Tapping

萌学园:反派的敲木鱼日常, 真的假的?我打暗黑大帝
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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2024 Native Language: Chinese
More than 200 years after leaving the Dark Emperor, a certain Mingyue Wanshi Form was approached by an entity claiming to be a System. The entity said it could give her complete freedom and a large amount of gold coins, only requiring her to complete a few small tasks. "My friend, you know me, money isn't important, I am naturally peace-loving." But—— Really? She has to protect Princess Naya?! Really? She has to fight the Dark Emperor?!

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