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My Vegetable Patch Connects to a Miniature Cultivation World – Chapter 286

Ch 286: Outrageous, this is even allowed?

Ch 286: Outrageous, this is even allowed?

“Su Xiang…”

“Brother, no need to say more, don’t worry… just treat me as if I don’t exist, I won’t ruin things for you.” Su Xiang said.

“Are you stupid? Can’t you see it?” Su Ning cursed speechlessly.

“I can see it, she seems to have taken a liking to you.” Su Xiang said.

“Taken a liking to me my ass.” Su Ning couldn’t take it anymore.

“Didn’t you see? The way she looks at you is almost Basi, and she took a liking to me?” Su Ning really couldn’t do anything about Su Xiang’s stupidity.

In fact, Su Xiang wasn’t stupid, he was quite smart, but when he met Liu Yan, his IQ would immediately turn negative.

This is normal.

It’s like this when you meet someone you like.

“How is that possible.”

“She added me on WeChat to get closer to you… didn’t you see that she added you too? She’s shy, she’s afraid that if she adds you directly, she’ll be embarrassed.” Su Ning said.

“No way…” Su Xiang couldn’t believe it.

“She should have just mentioned adding me?”

“I’m talking about you…” Su Ning was powerless.

“Ding…”

Just as the two were talking, Liu Yan sent a message: “Hello, Su classmate, I’m very happy to add you on WeChat.”

She sent it to Su Ning’s WeChat.

This made Su Xiang, who originally had a little fantasy, once again fell into an Ice Cave.

Su Ning ignored him and sent a message: “You added me on WeChat, is it because you want to find out about Su Xiang’s information, do you like him a lot? But you don’t dare to tell him directly, you’re not sure if he’s single, if he likes you???”

Su Xiang was shocked and Meng Bi when he saw this: “Brother, what are you doing???”

Su Ning still ignored him: “If you love someone, be brave and say it, you guys are just suffering from Social Anxiety… one doesn’t dare to talk to the other, you’ll miss many Opportunities, look… you’ve missed ten years in one go.”

Liu Yan: “……”

She sent a string of ellipses.

Su Xiang: “Brother, she’s probably Meng, maybe she just wants to improve her relationship with you.”

Su Ning rolled his eyes at him.

He didn’t answer.

“I’ll just lay my Cards on the table, he’s single and he likes you, he’s liked you since he was in school until now, so he’s been single all along, I just want to ask, are you still single? Let me tell you, don’t look down on my Brother because he only has one hand now, but he’s definitely more than capable of taking care of you.”

“Brother, what are you doing, you’re being too straightforward, and… I feel like she’s not interested in me, she’s more interested in you.” Su Xiang said.

He was shy.

Su Ning said: “Stop Baba-ing, Aunt and Paternal Uncle are anxious to have a Grandson, and you’re still Loitering here.”

Su Ning finished typing those words.

The other side quickly replied: “Really!?”

“He’s really still single? I thought he should have a child in elementary school at his age, it’s great that he’s single.”

Su Ning had an “I knew it” look on his face: “See… take a look.”

Su Xiang’s whole body trembled when he saw this information: “Wo Cao… Brother… is it really true? Wo Cao…”

He was overjoyed.

His whole body went numb.

Liu Yan: “E… I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to Curse him to be single, nor was I mocking him for being single… I just…”

“I understand.” Su Ning said.

“You two are just the kind of shy Social Anxiety types.” Su Ning said: “I’m saying, he’s watching from the side, I think if you two want to chat, you can just chat directly, there’s no need to use me as a shield, a messenger.”

Seeing these words.

The other party didn’t reply for a long, long time.

It seems that Liu Yan has become depressed again, not knowing how to start.

Su Ning: “Su Xiang, you play by yourself now, I’m not going to bother with you guys.”

“You have to take the initiative.”

Su Xiang said: “Ah…”

Su Xiang looked Meng: “How do I take the initiative? I don’t know, I’m not sure…”

“Send him a message.”

Su Xiang thought for a long time: “I don’t know what to send?”

“Brother, why don’t you teach me… or, you chat for me?”

“Get lost, how can this thing be replaced, you play by yourself.” Su Ning said righteously.

He also felt disappointed.

Su Xiang thought for a long time before typing on his Mobile Phone.

Su Ning took a casual look, good heavens…

He typed five or six hundred words.

They were all some messy little essays.

In the end, it even exceeded a thousand words.

“Is this okay?” Su Xiang asked.

Su Ning:……

“What’s it to me?”

“It should be okay.” Su Xiang checked several times, corrected all the typos, and was more serious than writing a novel.

Su Ning thought it was okay too.

The writing Reaching Perfection.

Finally…

Su Xiang thought about it, deleted the little essay, and typed: “Are you there?”

Su Ning:……

He was about to get Depression.

Is this how you Flirting?

Compared to the skills of that group of readers of a certain online novel 【Kuīrán dúcún】, it’s like a hundred thousand miles apart.

Seriously, the readers of that online novelist are all talented people, both men and women are Genius.

Liu Yan quickly replied: “I’m here.”

Su Xiang thought for a long time: “Oh…”

Then the other side replied: “Mm!”

Su Ning:……

He had Black Lines on Face.

It was simply Exploding and Splitting, Awesome.

But seriously, watching people fall in love is simply interesting.

This melon… is very satisfying to eat.

Mm…

If Su Ning’s appearance at this time were put outside, it would definitely cause surprise among many Big Shots: Isn’t that right, Brother… are you kidding me?

You… Lord of the Strange!

Whether it’s top tycoons or provincial Big Shots, etc., they’re all like Ants in front of you…

You’re simply a god high above.

But what are you doing!

You’re actually eating melon… like a little Paparazzi.

What the heck…

Even in the entire Shen Country, that’s an Exploding and Splitting existence.

“Brother, I don’t know how to reply.” Su Xiang said.

Su Ning had Black Lines on Face: Rotten Wood Cannot Be Carved, This Child Cannot Be Taught.

“Isn’t that simple? If you really don’t know how to do it, just ask her if she’s single, and if she’s single, we can just get married when we have time…”

Su Xiang thought about it: “That’s not good, right?”

You know it’s not good…

“Chatting is something that Go with Fate… you can only understand it yourself.” Su Ning said: “No one can help you.”

“Okay…” Su Xiang thought about it.

He sent a message: “Um, excuse me, are you single? If you are, if it’s convenient, do you have time for us to get married? I don’t know if that’s okay?”

After he sent the message, he handed the Mobile Phone to Su Ning to look at: “Brother, do you think this is okay?”

“There shouldn’t be any logical errors, and there shouldn’t be any typos, right.”

Su Ning glanced at it, looking at Su Ning like he was looking at a madman.

He looked surprised: “No…”

heart tired…

“You really sent that!”

This Nima…

Su Ning was really tired.

I just said it casually, joking around, and you sent it.

Good heavens… I’m speechless.

Su Ning admitted that he was Meng Bi.

It was the first time he had seen this kind of thing.

“There’s no problem with the logic, and there are no typos…” Su Ning said.

Su Xiang: “That’s good.”

He breathed a sigh of relief,

Su Ning: No… what’s with you breathing a sigh of relief?

“It’s not a problem, but don’t you think this isn’t a problem of logic, are you kidding me, sending it directly like this, do you think it’s reasonable?”

Su Xiang looked blank: “Isn’t it reasonable?”

“Reasonable my ass! What girl would casually agree to marry someone! You… there’s no Foreplay at all…” Su Ning said.

Su Xiang was even more confused: “Isn’t Foreplay all for The Last Shiver? Isn’t dating all for getting married in the end? Wouldn’t it be better if I skipped the steps and got there in one step?”

Su Ning:……

He was speechless.

If someone like you can get someone to agree, I’ll eat my Mobile Phone.

Soon, a message came back: “Okay… I have no problem with it.”

“Brother, she agreed, she agreed.” Su Xiang looked excited.

Su Ning: ???

No… Brother!

I call you Brother, and she can agree to this?

It’s unscientific…

How, how did she agree?

Someone Su, suddenly doubted life.

This was Outrageous.

This works!

“I have no problem with it, but… you may have to convince my family, but don’t worry… I’ll help you.” Liu Yan said.

“Shouldn’t our two’s matter not need them to decide?”

……

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(🇨🇳)My Vegetable Patch Connects to a Miniature Cultivation World

(🇨🇳)My Vegetable Patch Connects to a Miniature Cultivation World

我家菜地连通小人国仙侠世界
Score 8.4
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2024 Native Language: Chinese
After returning home to farm, I discovered that my family's vegetable garden actually connects to a tiny cultivation world. One by one, gods and demons not even the size of a finger ascended, all believing my vegetable patch was the Immortal Realm. Nameless Sword Saint, Kunlun Fairy, Green Emperor, Great Demon King... Their titles sound impressive, but how come I can flick them away with just one finger? So weak... These little people actually all think I'm an immortal??? *** Facing the dual blows of a terminal ALS diagnosis and the painful end of an eleven-year relationship, Su Ning retreats to his quiet countryside home, resigned to await his fate. With no family fortune, career success, or prospects, he embodies the "so what?" attitude of someone with nothing left to lose. His solitary plan to find peace in mundane tasks like weeding his overgrown garden takes an unbelievable turn when he discovers a group of thumb-sized, flying, cultivator-like beings – Ascendants from another realm – locked in a life-or-death battle with a common spider near a peculiar small tree. Mistaking the ordinary, dying Su Ning for a powerful Immortal Realm being after he casually saves them, these miniature Saints and Fallen Creatures offer him their cultivation knowledge in gratitude and for protection. To his astonishment, a unique, jointly-created cultivation method actually works, beginning to heal his ravaged body and granting him superhuman strength. Now, Su Ning navigates a bizarre dual existence: tending his garden, dealing with lingering ties to his past life (including a bewildered ex-girlfriend and a demanding former boss), and secretly acting as the unwitting 'Immortal Senior' to a growing population of miniature cultivators in his backyard. He provides them with simple food that acts as divine elixirs, witnesses their internal conflicts and Lower Realm grudges, and even acquires a ghostly classmate as an unexpected companion. As his own power grows and his health returns, Su Ning, the man who expected nothing, finds himself at the center of a hidden world, grappling with newfound abilities, strange responsibilities, and the lingering question – now that he might live, so what comes next?

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