Ch 360: Truly have to call him Ancestor.

I must have just woken up too hard.

Otherwise, how could I see a wooden stake running away like crazy.

The people in the laboratory felt this was too unreal.

A wooden stake, running.

“Not only is it running, but… have you noticed, this is still a Hooligan Tree.”

“It’s all hooligan talk.” The researchers discussed.

You can tell it’s not a proper tree.

I don’t know where she learned all these swear words.

It’s just a tree.

A tree should have “Shu Zhi” （quality）.

“This tree actually… swears.”

“So rude.”

A researcher said.

Da Hong Pao Mother Plant heard this and was obviously unhappy.

“Shua shua shua…”

It hopped and jumped to that person.

It looked very comical.

That person didn’t know what it was going to do, so he just stared blankly.

Then.

I saw the shuzhuang spread out its hands.

Using the branch that grew out as a hand.

Waving it around.

The researchers were puzzled.

What’s going on?

Why is it waving in front of me?

“Pa…”

Before the researcher could react, Da Hong Pao Mother Plant slapped that person in the face.

The researcher and the people around him were Meng Bi.

The researcher was incredulous, his eyes dull: “Me? I just… got slapped by a tree?”

He said uncertainly.

The people around him also had a blank look on their faces.

That Da Hong Pao Mother Plant shuzhuang gave Xiao Li a Da Bi Dou???

No way…

Who would believe it if you said that.

Someone was slapped in the face by a tree.

But this really happened.

Xiao Li really got a Da Bi Dou.

“Pa…”

Xiao Li and everyone else hadn’t reacted yet.

Da Hong Pao Mother Plant gave him another Da Bi Dou.

This time Xiao Li was really shocked.

He looked at Da Hong Pao Mother Plant in disbelief.

“You you you… you gave me another Da Bi Dou?”

“I’m done for, I was actually slapped twice by a Small Tree, what will happen to my reputation if this gets out?”

“No, if it gets out that I was slapped in the face by a tree, people will definitely think I’m crazy.”

Da Hong Pao Mother Plant heard Xiao Li’s complaint and instantly became unhappy: “Hey hey hey… what do you mean?”

“What do you mean by Small Tree?”

“Lao Tzu is older than you by who knows how many years, and you actually call Lao Tzu a tree?”

“When Lao Tzu was feeding your ancestors dandruff, you didn’t even know where you were.”

“According to seniority, you have to call me ancestor!” Da Hong Pao Mother Plant said.

“You little brat with no respect for elders, you actually dare to be presumptuous and rebellious when you meet Lao Tzu, your ancestor, and say that your ancestor is a Hooligan Tree. You really don’t know the immensity of heaven and earth. Tell me, shouldn’t you be beaten?” Da Hong Pao Mother Plant pointed at Xiao Li and cursed.

“Ancestor? No, why does a tree like you like to take advantage so much? Ancestor… you’re a tree, I’m a person, we’re not even the same species, even if you’ve hit me for thousands of years, you can’t argue like that!” Xiao Li refused to accept it.

He felt that this Hooligan Tree was doing it on purpose.

The Hooligan Tree stood on the Shiyanqi, condescending, looking down on the world, looking up at the sky （which is the ceiling）: “You don’t even believe me when I say I’m your ancestor, then I’ll reason with you. Back then… there was an Emperor whose surname was Li, I think his name was Min, who created something called the Reign of Zhenguan. That person once called me Tree Brother and confided his emotions to me for a whole night. I feel the same scent of him on you. I was on brotherly terms with your ancestor, so I ask, am I not your ancestor?” The Hooligan Tree said forcefully.

“On brotherly terms with my Li surname ancestor!”

“Emperor Li? Reign of Zhenguan… Shimin???” Xiao Li was really surprised this time.

If this Tea Tree is telling the truth, then it’s really amazing.

I really have to call it ancestor!

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