Ch 363: I submit! Am I even worse than a cat or dog?

The researchers were dumbfounded.

This Da Hong Pao Mother Plant.

Unconventional.

Su Ning watched its arrogant performance.

He couldn’t help but find it very interesting.

This Da Hong Pao Mother Plant has an ostentatious personality.

It has also learned a lot of knowledge.

He didn’t know if it was true or not.

But with this kind of personality, if it encounters the Little People “Black Qilin” in the Vegetable Garden, what would the scene be like when the two of them have a Dao Discussion?

It must be very interesting.

“No, what are you laughing at again? I’m so many years older than you, I didn’t even let you call me ancestor, that’s giving you face. I’m calling you Big Brother instead. Don’t keep whispering and snickering, or I won’t back down. You must call me ancestor!”

“Your ancestor Su Shi, back then, even cried to me about his cousin, something about red crisp hands, yellow teng wine, a city full of spring scenery and palace willows. The east wind is evil, and the joy is thin. A heart full of sorrow, years of parting. Wrong, wrong, wrong… such disgusting feelings.”

“If you snicker again, I’ll really let you know wrong, wrong, wrong.” The Da Hong Pao Tea Tree pointed the finger at Su Ning.

Su Ning: !??

Me?

Su Ning pointed at himself with one finger.

“Are you talking about me again?” Su Ning asked.

The Da Hong Pao Mother Plant was very arrogant: “Grandfather isn’t talking about you, who else could he be talking about? Your grandfather, I…”

“Slap!”

“Ai yo!”

“It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!”

“Bang…”

Before the Da Hong Pao Mother Plant could finish speaking, Su Ning slapped it in the face.

The entire Wooden Stake flew straight out.

Beating it until its skin was torn and flesh was split.

Almost collapsing.

“You motherfucker, you dare to hit your ancestor, I…”

Su Ning smiled gently.

“Slap!”

He slapped it again.

Sending the roaring Wooden Stake flying horizontally again.

A terrible sight.

It was simply abuse.

All kinds of tea stains were beaten out.

“You…”

“Slap!”

The Da Hong Pao Mother Plant still wanted to say something, glaring at Su Ning angrily.

Then, Su Ning was too lazy to pay attention to it.

He directly slapped it again and again.

The Da Hong Pao was beaten miserably.

Flying back and forth in the air, never coming down.

“You are betraying your master and destroying your ancestors, I must…”

“Flying Sword, arise!”

With a thought from Su Ning, a Flying Sword flew out of his body.

“Slap, slap, slap”

Hitting it.

The Da Hong Pao Mother Plant screamed miserably.

It was tough at first, but then it couldn’t take it anymore.

The people from the Board of Directors were dumbfounded.

Lao Liu was even more surprised.

In theory…

This thing.

Is a Spirit Tree.

It should be treated well.

This… he just started hitting it!

Su Ning smiled and said embarrassedly: “Sorry, when I was training pets before, I learned some methods of training pets from the internet, which is to say… to subdue a pet, just beat it until it submits.”

“I was thinking, this Da Hong Pao Mother Plant Tea Tree should be similar to ordinary pets, so…”

Board of Directors:

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Da Hong Pao Mother Plant: “Su Ning, you motherfucker… you motherfucker actually dare to compare Lao Tzu to ordinary pets, it’s simply an insult to Lao Tzu.”

“Lao Tzu is not some stray cat or dog!”

The Da Hong Pao Mother Plant was excited.

Very unhappy.

Stray cat or dog?

If it knew that Su Ning’s pets were Phoenix, Qilin, True Dragon…

What would its expression be?

Su Ning just smiled: “Flying Sword, continue, don’t stop…”

“Slap, slap, slap…”

The Flying Sword kept slapping the Da Hong Pao Mother Plant with the flat of the blade.

Giving it a lesson.

The Da Hong Pao Mother Plant couldn’t take it anymore: “Stop hitting me, Su Ning, you motherfucker, stop hitting me!”

“If you hit me again, Lao Tzu will crack open.”

“Does Lao Tzu not know you?”

“You want Lao Tzu’s body, isn’t it just to brew tea? If you beat Lao Tzu to death, you won’t get any tea to drink!”

Su Ning ignored it.

Da Hong Pao Mother Plant: “Lao Tzu told you not to hit me, if you insult Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will directly commit suicide on the spot, so you won’t have any tea to drink, and you won’t get Lao Tzu’s body.”

Su Ning smiled: “If you really die, then I’ll chop up your body and burn it as firewood!”

Hearing this, the Da Hong Pao Mother Plant was furious: “Impossible, Lao Tzu is the Da Hong Pao Mother Plant, the only one in the world. If you let Lao Tzu die, you won’t have any Spiritual Medicine.”

“I don’t believe you dare!”

“If you want Lao Tzu to brew for you, you better be nice to Lao Tzu, otherwise Lao Tzu will never let you brew!” The Da Hong Pao Tea Tree said.

Su Ning: “Hehe… the spirituality in your body has already been fully activated by me.”

“Let’s put it this way, actually, with these special substances, even if you are beaten to death by me, and you would rather die than submit, I can also cultivate another Da Hong Pao Tea Tree through these substances!”

“Well, just implant these substances into another Da Hong Pao and it’s done!” Su Ning spread his hands.

“So, I don’t care whether you live or die, I only care whether you listen to me.”

Hearing this, the Da Hong Pao Mother Plant suddenly panicked.

Its initial reliance was that Su Ning wouldn’t dare to kill it, but now…

“That what!”

“I was just kidding!”

…

“Hey, hey, that kid named Li, and you guys… I am your ancestor, are you willing to see your ancestor being bullied by an outsider like this?”

“Hurry up and save your ancestor…”

Comrade Xiao Li looked away.

Lao Liu and Zhou Li, Lao Xu and others smiled at each other: “Hahaha…”

“Little Su, this Da Hong Pao Mother Plant’s mouth is indeed very smelly.”

“You should teach it a good lesson, don’t show any mercy.”

“Yeah, it has nothing to do with us.”

“Don’t show any mercy.”

…

“Don’t worry, I won’t show any mercy.” Su Ning smiled: “I’m good at dealing with pets.”

“My motto is… if they can’t be tamed, you can beat them until they are tamed. If they can’t be beaten until they are tamed, you can cook them until they are cooked.”

“I think plants are the same. If I really can’t subdue them, chopping them into firewood is also a good choice.”

Lao Liu: “That sounds great, burning firewood is good!”

“Little Su, you are still knowledgeable, we don’t understand these things.”

Hearing this, the Da Hong Pao Mother Plant was completely desperate.

It seems that it’s going to be finished.

How could Su Ning be so cruel?

“Wait, Su Ning… I was wrong!”

“Big Brother Su…”

“Dad Su!”

“Master, I was wrong… I was really wrong!”

“Please let me go.”

“I only just transformed, I don’t want to die.”

“I’ve been dreaming of being able to run around for a long time, just like talking.

But I’m like a vegetable, unable to speak, unable to open my mouth… unable to move with you, it’s really hard for me.”

“Please… let me go!”

The Da Hong Pao Mother Plant.

Surrendered.

Well, beaten into submission.

Su Ning stroked his chin: “You’re not very good.”

“My pets can at least last for a day or two, how come you surrendered in just a few minutes?”

The Da Hong Pao Mother Plant was speechless: “Master, I am a Spirit Tree, how can I be compared to those beasts?”

“You are insulting me!”

Su Ning shrugged: “Perhaps, you really can’t be compared to them, if they grow up.”

The Da Hong Pao Mother Plant felt greatly insulted.

When did I become inferior to stray cats and dogs?

This is an insult to me!

But the situation is stronger than people… and it can’t do anything.

It can only disagree in depression…

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