Ch 458: No way?
“Please, drinking Tea.” Kunlun Fairy poured a cup of water for Su Ning, respectfully.
She had not forgotten that when she had just achieved Ascension, she said she would serve Su Ning.
Even now that she has grown up, this feeling will not diminish.
Su Ning took the teacup.
He accepted it with pleasure.
The two of them sitting here attracted many admiring glances from others.
But Su Ning didn’t care.
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About ten minutes passed.
Su Ning’s mobile phone, which hadn’t received a call in hundreds of years, rang.
“Ding-ling-ling…”
Su Ning was puzzled and glanced at it.
An unfamiliar number?
Or a foreign Countries phone number?
Su Ning’s first thought was that it was a scam call.
He hung up.
Until the other party called for the third time.
Su Ning then answered.
Wanting to hear what the other party had to say,
“Hello?”
The other side was extremely excited to hear Su Ning answer the phone.
“Hello, Brother, is that you?”
Su Ning was stunned: “Su Xiang…”
He didn’t expect the other party to actually be Su Xiang.
But it’s no wonder.
Su Xiang had previously gone abroad to travel with Su Jianguo and the others.
No wonder a foreign Countries phone call came.
“Brother, I finally got through to your phone.” Su Xiang felt relieved.
“How is it? Are you guys having fun out there?” Su Ning asked:
“Don’t tell me you guys caused a disaster in foreign Countries and now you want me to rescue you…”
“This kind of thing is usually what the protagonist should do.”
Su Xiang: ……
“Brother, what are you thinking… How could that be? I just simply wanted to say a few words to you.”
“Idle chat can’t drive the plot forward, this is padding, you know? The audience Friends all hate padding, who has the time to chat idly with you.” Su Ning said…
“What padding? What audience Friends? Brother… are you acting in a TV series?” Su Xiang asked.
Su Ning: ……
“No, I’m just saying.”
“The meaning is, you really don’t have anything to say?”
Su Xiang hesitated: “Things did happen, but I don’t know if I should tell you or not?”
“Really?” Su Ning asked.
Yeah, only he and Su Ning would talk like this, full of unreliable words. If it were anyone else, Su Ning would be very serious.
“Really!” Su Xiang said.
“Then what is it? Is it that you guys provoked something, needing me to go abroad and shine brightly or something? The supporting characters in TV series act like this, you go out to play and encounter a crisis, and then run into me, the protagonist, and let me handle things for you, bragging… making me seem incredibly awesome!”
“Brother… have you been staying with Jiang Xiaotao for too long? Your head is full of those exhilarating short drama plots?” Su Xiang was speechless…
“But well, the situation is indeed a little bit like what you said.” Su Xiang paused: “We did provoke someone, but… we don’t need you to take action.”
“Oh?”
“The specific situation is like this, we came outside to play… we saw a lot of foreign Countries natural scenery, and also saw many buildings, and also watched many sports events, etc., such as badminton, basketball, American football, etc…”
“Get to the point!” Su Ning said.
“The point is… one time we went to watch a boxing match, because of some reason, my Dad accidentally blocked a heavyweight professional boxer’s Dao, and then was shoved by that Bodyguard… even those heavyweight boxers’ Bodyguard, sparring partners, etc. shouted Qinqiang poor and attacked my Dad… wanting to bully my Dad for being in a foreign land, without the strength to truss a Chicken…”
Su Ning frowned upon hearing this, and his face turned cold: “Then what did you do?
Did you not hold back and beat them all up, and now you don’t know how to deal with this matter?”
Su Xiang: “Beat them up is beat them up, but…”
“But it wasn’t me who beat them up, it was my Dad… he knocked those Bodyguard down with one punch, even that boxing Wang… was also knocked down by my Dad with one punch!”
Su Ning: ???
“No, what are you saying???”
“It’s just, those people provoked my Dad, and then my Dad knocked them down with three punches and two kicks!” Su Xiang said: “This, should be okay, right?”
Su Ning: ……
No…
Su Jianguo, knocked people down?
“This perhaps should be okay…”
But thinking about it, Su Ning was relieved.
Su Jianguo and Aunt have always been eating the dishes sent out from their own Vegetable Garden, so it’s normal for their physical fitness to become stronger.
“Don’t worry, if there’s really no way, I’ll have those Old Man get it done through diplomatic channels.” Su Ning said.
“Um… this is just a little bit.” Su Xiang then said: “E… later, a little bit of a small accident happened again.”
“What small accident?” Su Ning asked.
“It’s just… I discovered that the people here are very uncivilized… it was clearly their fault, they were the ones who hit people first, and my Dad only fought back, but… when the police here came, they wanted to Suppression us without distinguishing right from wrong, and my Dad couldn’t understand the language here, and then… he beat up the law enforcement here again.”
Su Ning: ……
No… this is too outrageous.
“Beating them up is beating them up, it’s nothing serious.” Su Ning said.
He spoils his own family.
“Eh, that’s not right… logically speaking, they should have guns in their hands, is Paternal Uncle okay?” Su Ning was worried…
“This, they did have guns, they directly opened fire without saying a word at the time.” Su Xiang said.
“And then… I don’t know where my Dad got the strength, he actually ignored those gun bullets, those bullets hitting him were like toy guns, unable to cause harm.” Su Xiang said: “I was surprised to discover that my Dad and Mom’s physical fitness is actually so perverted.”
Su Ning: ??
He didn’t expect this.
“And then?”
“Then me, my Dad, my Mom… the three of us directly turned into Homelander…”
Su Ning: No way?
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