My Wife is an Evil Dragon – Chapter 134

Chapter 134: She Just Doesn’t Understand Anything!

The next morning, before dawn.

To be precise, it was still the middle of the night.

Xia Li was half-awake when he heard someone pushing open his bedroom door.

When he was in the other world, he always slept with his heart in his throat. Although his teammates took turns keeping watch, it wasn’t impossible for some cunning magical beasts to attempt an assassination, so Xia Li would wake up immediately at any rustle.

The month or so since his return to Earth had allowed him to relax a bit, but he was still easily affected by his surroundings while sleeping.

With a slight creaking sound.

In the pitch-black room without any light, a dark and agile figure slipped in from the door.

She gently closed the door first, then walked along the wall with small steps. Her little feet without shoes were silent, and her sharp eyes emitted a dangerous red glow in the darkness.

A flash of sharpness passed, and finally, she attacked Xia Li at an extremely fast speed!

Xia Li didn’t even lift an eyelid before he felt a cool body slowly crawling into his blanket.

She tiptoed to the side of Xia Li’s head and let out a small “Eh.”

She seemed to remember that she hadn’t brought a pillow. The sneaky figure sat on the bed and pondered dragon life for a while, then decided to squeeze in with Xia Li.

The dragon’s head stealthily pressed over, pitifully taking a bit of the pillow, then pulling a bit of the blanket over her belly.

So it was Little Dragon who climbed into his bed in the middle of the night.

Xia Li thought to himself silently.

After waiting for a while, Little Dragon didn’t react, and Xia Li couldn’t wait any longer.

Since she was already here, why didn’t she even try to attack him?

An evil dragon appearing in the Brave Hero’s sight without permission would be annihilated.

Xia Li pretended to roll over in his sleep and gently embraced the quiet little dragon beside him.

Hmm… her body was soft and fragrant.

Wait, something wasn’t right.

Why was she furry?

Opening his eyes, Xia Li saw the dragon pupils staring at him in the darkness, a little distance away.

Squeezing the soft… cotton in his arms, Xia Li was wide awake.

No way.

This big sheep plush toy!

Who taught her to sneak into her boyfriend’s room in the middle of the night and bring a toy with her?

Go away, go away.

Xia Li grabbed the sheep plush toy and threw it behind him. Lucia shrank back but willingly let Xia Li pull her into his arms.

“Can’t sleep?” Xia Li murmured softly.

Lucia moved in his arms, as if nodding.

“I fell asleep.”

“… and then I woke up again.”

She rested her head on Xia Li’s chest, listening to the strong heartbeat of the Brave Hero below. It gave her a sense of security.

Thump, thump…

It was as if her own heartbeat was following his rhythm, the frequency of her heartbeat quickening slightly.

“What time is it?” Xia Li asked vaguely.

“4:30!” Lucia answered immediately.

“…”

Xia Li thought to himself, this time he really got up earlier than the chickens.

Didn’t this dragon play too hard yesterday and fall asleep as soon as she got home? It hadn’t been long, how come she was full of energy again?

Xia Li used his limited computing power to calculate.

They got home at 8:30 last night, and now it was 4:30… she really had slept for a full eight hours.

Xia Li struggled internally whether to get up or not. Lucia lay quietly in his arms for a while, then suddenly seemed to have thought of something.

“I remembered something…”

The evil dragon wriggled in the Brave Hero’s arms, her tone serious.

“I need to feed the goldfish!”

“You…”

Xia Li was furious.

Not only was he forced to wake up from a good sleep, but the culprit only cuddled with him for two minutes before wanting to run away.

“Come back here, you haven’t even fed me yet, why are you feeding the goldfish!”

“What do you want to be fed?”

The evil dragon propped her small hands on the side of Xia Li’s head, her body half lying down.

In the dim environment, Xia Li couldn’t see the expression on her face, but he could hear the confusion in her voice.

“… Meat.”

Xia Li held back for a while before spitting out the word.

“Raw or cooked?” Lucia pondered.

“Raw.”

“Oh…”

Lucia paused for a moment. Her faint breath blew on Xia Li’s face, and he could hear the rustling sound beside his ear.

No way, she wasn’t taking off her clothes, was she…?

Xia Li closed his eyes nervously, thinking that he would accept whatever Lucia handed him, be it an arm or a leg.

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Of course, other places would work too.

But Lucia was a dragon, and a dragon’s way of thinking didn’t understand human desires. She would only think that Xia Li really wanted to eat meat.

Perhaps this was what it felt like to like someone, always trying to ask for more from them, and always having wild thoughts.

“Thud.”

Something furry landed on the tip of Xia Li’s nose.

Xia Li abruptly opened his eyes.

Why the hell was it the sheep plush toy again!

“There’s still a piece of pork in the fridge, I’ll get it for you!”

Lucia stuck her feet in Xia Li’s slippers and trotted away.

“My slippers!”

Xia Li was so angry his nose was crooked.

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In a place like Sichuan Province, it gets dark late in winter and dawns late in the morning.

It wasn’t even 5 a.m. yet. In the northern climate, the sun would have already begun to rise, but there was no sign of light in Qingcheng City.

“Yawn…”

Xia Li yawned, his mouth opening wide as if he was about to eat a dragon.

Lucia walked beside him in her fluffy pajamas, hands tucked in her pockets, occasionally looking up at Xia Li.

“What?”

Xia Li glanced at the short dragon.

“Is it morning or night now?”

“It’s night for people who haven’t slept, and morning for us.”

As the two walked slowly, the light and shadow of the streetlights intertwined, casting several shadows on the ground.

The evil dragon’s cheeks were slightly tilted, with a faint pink flush on them. It was impossible to tell whether it was from the cold or from shyness.

It was indeed cold at 5 a.m., but the evil dragon was so resistant to cold, and her clothes were so thick, so it shouldn’t be from the cold.

But if it was shyness…

Wouldn’t that mean she actually understood what Xia Li meant earlier?

This dragon…

Could she have been playing dumb all along?

Xia Li remembered that she had even used her phone to ask him about human reproduction last time, but then she stopped asking, and the matter was left unresolved.

Judging from the evil dragon’s thirst for knowledge, she must have secretly thought about it.

“Hmm?”

Xia Li suddenly stopped walking. The evil dragon walked for a while and realized that the Brave Hero beside her was gone, so she backed up.

“What’s wrong?”

“Give me a kiss.”

Lucia was stunned for a moment: “… Why?”

“Because you didn’t say good morning to me just now.” Xia Li said confidently.

“You didn’t say it to me either!”

“Good morning.”

“It doesn’t count if you say it now!”

Lucia’s cheeks puffed up like a pufferfish. Xia Li poked her puffed-up face.

“Alright, then I’ll kiss you.”

“… That’s not okay either.”

“Why not?”

“Because we’re outside.”

“You didn’t kiss me at home just now either. And I said I wanted to eat meat, but you didn’t give me any.”

“I gave you pork!”

Lucia retorted angrily.

Xia Li came under the streetlight, looked at her sideways, and asked softly.

“Do you think the meat I wanted to eat just now was pork?”

“…”

Lucia didn’t speak but turned her head away, showing Xia Li the back of her head.

Then she looked into the distance.

As if she had found a new target, she blushed and changed the subject with feigned surprise.

“Xia Li, there’s a breakfast cart over there!”

“…”

Silence spoke volumes.

Xia Li clenched his fists.

He understood, this dragon definitely understood!