Chapter 33: A Difficult Fellow

“Sobbing!”

Before even seeing the Prefect’s Wife, one could already hear the Old Woman’s footsteps and sobbing from outside the door…

Jiang Ming’s inner heart felt a ‘thump’!

Not only because he wanted to castrate Dong Shan, but Ji Bochang was also showing a difficult attitude.

Even more so because of this Prefect’s Wife, he felt a headache!

What exactly was the ‘Ji Bo’ matter, that caused this smelly Old Woman to first cry, then make a scene, and finally resort to hanging herself to make Ji Bochang return, and then she personally went to Chen Family Village?

How much energy did that take?

“Bang!” A sound of doors slamming!

A woman with a full figure and ample breasts barged in, and Ji Bochang immediately got up to greet her.

“Madam!”

“Chang-ge, you must make the decision for me, sobbing! I don’t want to live anymore!”

After saying that, this woman deceptively wanted to hit the pillar, and Ji Bochang quickly stopped her and held her.

“What exactly happened!”

“Sobbing! Your mother wronged me! Sobbing!”

This woman acted cute, hitting Ji Bochang’s chest, looking like she wanted to die.

“Baby, don’t worry, tell me slowly, what happened?”

“Sobbing! Your mother is old and her eyes are blurred, saying that I am with other men… sobbing! I don’t want to live!”

……

After saying that, this woman wanted to hit her head against the pillar, and Ji Bochang quickly stopped her again.

This whole scene was so annoying, seeing Jiang Ming sitting on the Taishi chair, that he felt Testicles Hurt!

Listening to this woman’s intermittent sobbing, he also roughly understood what was going on?

Originally, Dong Shan was writing poetry for her, and as a result, the Old Woman entered the room and saw the two of them embracing each other and kissing…

Could this Old Woman agree?

Immediately, she started arguing with her daughter-in-law!

“Ever since I married into your family, your mother always looks down on me, sobbing! Now she is making up nonsense to slander me, I don’t want to live, sobbing…”

“Tsk! Oh! Maybe my mother saw wrong, people, when they get older, their eyes get blurry!”

“She is just old and her eyes are blurry, sobbing!”

“Alright, alright, don’t cry, dear… I believe you, isn’t that enough?”

“What’s the use of you believing me! Your mother thinks so, my reputation is completely ruined, sobbing!”

“Oh dear, alright, alright, don’t cry, hug.”

“Next month is the Poetry Competition, I want to show off in front of the other wives, isn’t it for your face? Sobbing!”

“I know I know, Madam is all for me.”

……

Watching the couple’s affectionate display, Jiang Ming felt his Anus itch!

Unexpectedly, Ji Bochang was such a “Wife Slave”?

This, wanting to kill Dong Shan, the difficulty is huge!

Even this kind of thing can believe his wife’s words, attributing it to his mother’s blurred vision… what else wouldn’t he listen to his wife about?

Ji Bochang is superstitious, that at most is a Hobby.

But this Prefect’s Wife, is his real Family Jewels?

But come to think of it, this Prefect’s Wife, indeed has some charm, belongs to that kind of sexy and voluptuous type of Woman, duck egg face, green snake eyebrows, Fox Eyes, and at the corner of the eye, there is a Beauty spot, Men see… indeed very attractive.

But this kind of woman is definitely expensive to deal with, and is mean and Cunning, Lustful, and not a fuel-efficient lamp!

Jiang Ming’s Eyeballs rolled, and a plan came to mind!

“Prefect, this matter… Madam is naturally innocent, but it’s not that the Old Madam’s eyes are blurry, but that there are Things at work!”

Upon hearing Jiang Ming’s words, the couple looked at him together.

Just now, this Prefect’s Wife was too excited, only knowing how to complain, and treated Jiang Ming like Atmosphere.

“Who is he?” The Prefect’s Wife’s snow-white fingers pointed at Jiang Ming, and she frowned and asked.

“Oh, Madam!”

Ji Bochang held her hand and said with a smile: “This is the Immortal I told you about yesterday, his Ability is even greater than that Shaman’s, come, Madam, sit, listen to Immortal Jiang, uh, no, Mister Jiang answer your questions…”

The Prefect’s Wife twisted her Buttocks, sat on the chair, her eyebrows and eyes revealing a hint of charm, with a slight shimmer in her pupils…

A woman’s eyes can’t hide things, loving someone, and wanting to ‘knife’ someone, this can’t be hidden, Jiang Ming knew this too well.

From childhood to adulthood, he has always been a school grass-level Beauty.

Dare not say he’s like Pan An, but also not far off…

The women’s Eyes at him, the inner Thoughts, Jiang Ming understood it all clearly!

“This Immortal, is indeed a person of Immortal appearance, dignified appearance…” The Prefect’s Wife’s eyelashes twitched, and she spoke charmingly, without losing her pride.

“Uh… Madam, I don’t dare to be called ‘Immortal’, I am favored by the Prefect, I am called Mister, you can call me ‘Mister’,” Jiang Ming got up and bowed.

“Giggle!”

This woman, pretending to Act Cute, covered her mouth and smiled: “You, you really are like a pedantic scholar, then I will call you ‘Mister’ from now on, you are my ‘Mister’, giggle!”

Her words, made Jiang Ming awkwardly bitter smile.

In this Era, ‘Mister’ is not the meaning of Husband, it’s only the meaning of ‘Teacher’.

It’s just that being called that by her, felt weird, extremely awkward!

Also, like her, this kind of voluptuous and sexy woman, even if she wants to flirt with a man, she should go for a Charming and provocative Route.

Shouldn’t go for the lively and cute Route.

The lively and cute type, is suitable for Murong Xue, Big Sister and Second Sister, those kind of thin and young Young Girl.

This woman, is over thirty years old and still acting cute, instead will make men feel uncomfortable.

“Uh… yes, he is not only your Mister, but also my Mister, haha…” Ji Bochang laughed.

“Cough cough!”

Jiang Ming, feeling Disgusting, quickly coughed twice, and changed the subject: “I just heard… Madam is going to participate in some Poetry Conference?”

“Yes!”

Upon hearing Jiang Ming mentioned this topic, the Prefect’s Wife immediately became excited: “Immortal, oh, Mister, could it be that you can also write poetry?”

“Haha…”

Jiang Ming laughed: “I can’t write poetry, but I can pray to the Deity, and let the Deity Reward down a few poems that are only available in Heaven…”

“Really?!”

The Prefect’s Wife’s Eyeballs instantly brightened, and she excitedly got up directly, sat down next to Jiang Ming, held his sleeve, and the pungent Old Women’s smell also drifted over.

“Uh, uh, uh…”

Jiang Ming quickly got up, and kept a certain Distance from her, and sat down next to Ji Bochang.

In this Era, Etiquette is strict, men and women are extremely averse to contact, such behavior, is truly a bold style.

“Jin Feng, don’t be rude to Mister…” Ji Bochang frowned slightly.

“How am I rude?”

The Prefect’s Wife was Pouting and coquettishly said: “Really a pedantic scholar…”

“Uh… Mister Jiang,” Ji Bochang smiled: “My Madam, has a simple Heart, likes to Joke, Mister, don’t mind.”

“Oh, it’s okay, it’s okay,” Jiang Ming smiled and said: “Madam’s Temperament is elegant, she loves Poetry and Songs, she is truly a Talented Woman.”

“That’s right, that’s right…” Ji Bochang laughed: “My Madam, has always been known as the first Talented Woman of Dukang, she, she only shows this childlike Temperament when facing Poetry and Songs, on weekdays, managing the affairs of the mansion, running the Industry outside, she is truly a good hand!”

“The first Talented Woman of Dukang? Excuse me, excuse me!” Jiang Ming immediately got up and bowed to this woman called Jin Feng again.

This Prefect’s Wife looked rather proud, raised her eyebrows, Pouted her mouth, and then said with a coquettish and wilful look: “Mister Jiang, don’t just say nice words, you ask the Deity to bring down a poem from the Celestial Realm for me, let me and Bochang also open our eyes…”

“Uh… okay!”

Jiang Ming frowned and pondered, and called the servant to bring the Four Treasures of the Study, and then wrote a poem by Liu Yong, the 《The Willow Branch, the Rain-Shedding Bell. Cold Cicadas Lament 》.

This is Liu Yong’s most famous Romantic lyrics.

If we say, Du Fu’s 《Ascending High》 is the first seven-character regulated verse in history.

Then Liu Yong’s 《Cold Cicadas Lament》, is the ultimate masterpiece in the poetry seduction world, there is no other, no other one can compare!

Others go to the Brothel to spend money, Liu Yong goes to the Brothel to earn money, it shows how much he understands a woman’s Heart!

“Cold cicadas are lamenting, towards the long pavilion at dusk, the sudden rain has just stopped, at the gate of the capital, we drink without joy, at the place of nostalgia, the orchid boat urges to depart. Holding hands, we look at each other with tearful Eyes, but we can’t speak, and we choke with sobs. Thinking of going thousands of miles away, the misty smoke and waves, the twilight is heavy, the vast Chu sky… My heavens!”

The Prefect’s Wife read the lyrics written by Jiang Ming, tears flowed down, her Breathing was rapid, her Chest was rising and falling, and her face was full of symptoms of oxygen intoxication.

Her Body swayed slightly, and in her tearful Eyes, she was even a little staggering, unable to stand steadily.

“This… this is indeed a celestial verse! Sobbing! I haven’t lived in vain in this life, I can see the poetry from Heaven…” The Prefect’s Wife was excited, and started Sobbing.

“Hiss~!” Ji Bochang was also shocked by the depth of the achievement of this poem, and looked at Jiang Ming with an even more Inconceivable Eyes.

If you make up Nonsense, say you are some great Immortal, Godly Person, pure relying on a Mouth to Bluff, these anyone can do!

Even if you get the Trust and recognition of Others, those are also some ephemeral Matters.

But to be able to write such lyrics, this is definitely Real Skill!

If it wasn’t requested from Heaven, then this Jiang the great Immortal… how high is his Talent?

It’s simply shocking!

“Husband, I want to stay up all night to ask Mister Jiang about Poetry, is that okay? You sleep first, don’t wait for me!”

This Prefect’s Wife actually made such a direct and Excessive Request to Ji Bochang, which made Jiang Ming a little surprised.

“Yes, I was right, wasn’t I? Mister Jiang, is really a Godly Person!” Ji Bochang laughed.

“Impossible! This does not conform to Etiquette, I am afraid of causing controversy!” Jiang Ming immediately pretended to be Fear and Trembling, and Deceptive rejected.

“Oh! It’s okay!” Ji Bochang laughed: “Mister Jiang, Madam’s Temperament is simple, don’t think too much, it’s okay.”

“That’s right! What Talent worries about what!”

This guy named Jin Feng, Act Cute and was Pouting: “Clean people have a clean Heart, dirty people have a dirty Heart, people whose Hearts are not Clean will only say that Others are not Clean, just like your mother!”

She directly pointed her Finger at Ji Bochang’s Nose and said.