The Great Sage is Coming, Mother is Actually The White Bone Spirit – Chapter 96

Chapter 96: Let’s Boil Pigsy

“What are you doing?”

A little demon outside the Lotus Cave shouted, clearly this group was very unfamiliar, making the little demons of the Lotus Cave vigilant.

Bai Ze peeked through the window, and it turned out to be Jingxi Gui and Lingli Chong, whom he had dealt with before. If it weren’t for these two idiots, Bai Ze wouldn’t have been able to trick the Purple Gold Gourd and the Mutton Fat White Jade Bottle so easily.

Bai Ze, inside the sedan chair, shouted in a sharp voice, “What are you doing? Don’t you even recognize your own Old Ancestor?”

Lingli Chong quickly came to the window, bowing respectfully, “Oh, Godmother, it’s actually you, old one. This little one’s eyes are blind.”

Jingxi Gui also ran over, “Godmother, Ba Shan Hu went to pick you up, how did you come by yourself? And these brothers look very unfamiliar.”

Bai Ze said, “These are all the little demon subordinates I’ve recently taken in.”

As for that Ba Shan Hu, he rushed over to pick me up, I can’t mistreat them.

Therefore, I let a few good-looking fox sisters keep them company with wine, letting them stay at Ya Long Cave and enjoy themselves.”

“Ah?”

When Jingxi Gui and Lingli Chong heard that there were fox sisters to accompany them with wine, they were extremely envious. They thought, why didn’t the two Great Kings send us? It’s hateful that Ba Shan Hu has such good fortune.

Bai Ze got out of the sedan chair and instructed, “General Ox, come with me to the banquet. The rest of you little demons, stay outside and keep watch.”

Bai Ze’s skeleton soldiers were generally not very bright. It was okay to fool these little demons, but Golden Horned King and Silver Horned King would definitely see through them.

“Godmother, this way please, the two Great Kings have been waiting for a long time.”

Jingxi Gui led the way, and Bai Ze and Old Yellow Ox swaggered into the demon’s cave.

“Hahaha.”

As soon as the two entered the cave dwelling, a silly laugh rang out. Bai Ze and Old Yellow Ox looked around and saw three people hanging in the stone hall of the cave dwelling: Bajie, Sha Wujing, and Tang Sanzang.

The silly laughter naturally came from Bajie.

Not only Bajie, but Sha Wujing also couldn’t help but laugh, and even Tang Sanzang looked astonished.

What’s going on?

Because they saw Old Yellow Ox swaggering into the demon’s cave, and a group of little demons were still respectfully behaving.

So, this is how it works?

Old Yellow Ox raised his hoof and made a ‘shush’ gesture to the others, then pointed his hoof at Bai Ze. The others immediately understood that the old woman must be a transformation.

That old woman is either Wukong or Bai Ze, but usually Old Yellow Ox and Bai Ze are inseparable, so it’s most likely Bai Ze.

“Haha, Godmother, was your journey smooth?” Silver Horned King was the first to greet them.

Bai Ze said in a sharp voice, “Smooth, very smooth.”

Golden Horned King also walked over. He first nodded to Ya Long Old Mother, then his gaze fell on Old Yellow Ox, and his brows immediately furrowed, “This fellow Daoist is actually at the Inner Core Ninth Level. It seems that he will soon undergo a tribulation.”

“This is my newly recruited General Ox, and these are my two god-sons.”

Bai Ze introduced both sides, then took a puff from his pipe.

Old Yellow Ox clasped his hooves, “Nice to meet you, nice to meet you. The two of you have already passed your tribulations. This little ox will have to rely on the two Great Kings in the future.”

Golden Horned King said, “Haha, easy to say, easy to say. Since General Ox has joined Godmother’s command, then he is also our brother. Just say the word if you need anything.”

Silver Horned King also said, “From now on, we are all brothers, why be so polite?”

Bai Ze said, “My son sent word that he captured the monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Where is he now?”

Silver Horned King pointed to the three hanging in the stone hall, “Isn’t that them? The one in the middle with the fair skin is Tang Sanzang, the one on the left is his second disciple, Zhu Bajie, and the one on the right is his third disciple, Sha Wujing.”

Golden Horned King said, “He also has a senior disciple named Sun Wukong, who is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven who caused a great disturbance in the Heavenly Palace in the past. I believe Godmother has heard of him.

The reason we invited Godmother here is to have Godmother use the Shaking Gold Rope to capture that Sun Wukong.

Once Sun Wukong is captured, we can eat Tang Sanzang’s flesh in peace.”

“Easy to say, easy to say. Let’s wait until we catch Wukong before eating Tang Sanzang’s flesh, that way we can eat it comfortably.”

Bai Ze pointed at Zhu Bajie with his pipe, “But I think this pig’s meat looks good. Why don’t we boil it now, so that I, Godmother, can satisfy my craving?”

Over there, Zhu Bajie’s body suddenly trembled, and he began to swing in the air, “You little bastard, when did I, Old Pig, ever offend you? You want them to eat my, Old Pig’s, meat?”

“Behave yourself, you fat pig!” Jingxi Gui began to poke Zhu Bajie with a stick, “How dare you call our Godmother a little bastard?”

Lingli Chong also came up and poked Zhu Bajie with a fork, “I’ll stab you to death, for slandering our Godmother.”

Bai Ze pointed at Zhu Bajie, “Forget it, this pig’s mouth is too stinky, let’s not eat it.

But he dared to call me a little bastard, get the whips ready.”

“Yes, Godmother!”

Jingxi Gui and Lingli Chong began to whip Zhu Bajie, making him scream for his mother.

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Tang Sanzang silently chanted Buddhist scriptures, not saying a word.

Over there, Sha Wujing laughed, “Second Senior Brother, you have this coming. This is the price you pay for flirting with Chang’e.”

Zhu Bajie said, “What’s wrong with me flirting with Chang’e? I love her, so I pursued her. Unlike you, who clearly likes her but doesn’t dare to express it, so cowardly… Ouch, you guys hit me lighter!”

Sha Wujing’s face turned red and then black. He gritted his teeth and said, “Hit him harder, beat this damned pig to death!”

Over there, Bai Ze had already entered another stone hall. A banquet was set up here. Golden Horned King and Silver Horned King kept offering wine. Bai Ze and Old Yellow Ox drank a few cups.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of dishes, Bai Ze began to probe about the other two treasures, “My sons, if I only have my Shaking Gold Rope, it might be too difficult to deal with that Sun Wukong. I still need your two magic items to assist me.”

Hearing this, Golden Horned King sighed, “To be honest, Godmother, out of our four magic items, two were tricked away. Now we only have two left.”

Bai Ze was surprised, “Oh? Such a thing happened? Which two treasures were tricked away?”

Golden Horned King said, “It’s the Purple Gold Gourd and the Mutton Fat White Jade Bottle.”

Bai Ze slapped his thigh, “Those are all Sage magic items. They were actually tricked away, what a pity.”

“Yes.”

Golden Horned King and Silver Horned King sighed, feeling sorry for the loss of their magic items.

Bai Ze said, “What about the remaining Banana Leaf Fan and Seven Star Sword?”

Golden Horned King and Silver Horned King opened their mouths and spat out a sword and a Banana Leaf Fan respectively, and then they swallowed them back.

Bai Ze was shocked. This was different from the original Journey to the West. It seemed that in the original Journey to the West, these two items were not hidden in their mouths.

Now it’s not so easy. The difficulty of stealing them is obviously much greater.

Bai Ze said, “Haha, that’s great. With these two magic items hidden in your bellies, they won’t be stolen by anyone.

But, with the items in your bellies, wouldn’t it interfere with eating and drinking?”

Silver Horned King said, “Godmother, these two magic items are not in our bellies, but under our tongues. We made them very small, so they don’t affect eating and drinking.”

So, they are under their tongues!

It seems the difficulty of stealing them has decreased a bit.

Bai Ze and Old Yellow Ox looked at each other and both picked up their wine cups. It seemed that unless they got the two drunk, they wouldn’t be able to get their hands on the magic items.

Bai Ze said, “Come, it’s been a long time, Godmother will toast my sons a cup.”

“Thank you, Godmother.”

The two demons raised their wine cups together and then drank them all.

Old Yellow Ox also raised his wine cup, “Old Ox will also toast the two Great Kings a cup.”

“Thank you too, General Ox!”

The two raised their wine cups again and each drank a cup of wine.

After that, Bai Ze and Old Yellow Ox took turns toasting. Old Yellow Ox’s alcohol tolerance was okay, he could still hold his own.

But Bai Ze was different. He could control his flesh and blood at will. The wine he drank was guided to a separate storage place and did not enter his digestive system.

After a series of heavy drinking, Old Yellow Ox finally collapsed. Golden Horned King and Silver Horned King also collapsed. Bai Ze also collapsed.

Of course, the others were really drunk, but Bai Ze was awake.

At this moment, two threads of silk emerged from Bai Ze’s two index fingers. The two Luo Zu Silk Threads were constantly moving on the wine table, slowly crawling to Golden Horned King and Silver Horned King.

Bai Ze seemed to be sleeping on the table, but in fact, he was using his forehead Heavenly Eye to watch everything from the air.

The two were completely drunk, snoring like thunder while falling into a deep sleep.

Silver Horned King’s mouth was open, which was easy to handle. The Luo Zu Silk Thread could enter smoothly.

But Golden Horned King’s mouth was closed.

Bai Ze manipulated the silk thread and tickled Golden Horned King’s nose.

“Achoo!”

Golden Horned King sneezed, then scratched his nose and continued to sleep on the table. This time, his mouth was open.

However, his mouth was blocked by a wine jar.

Bai Ze manipulated the silk thread and moved the wine jar a little. Now Golden Horned King’s mouth was finally revealed.