Ch 92: Qingyang Pranks People
The master, having received the money, quickly set up the altar again and brought another empty bottle.
This scene was somewhat familiar. Wu Feng thought to himself, “Gudong,” it’s this trick again. Can it really work?
It has to work even if it doesn’t. This trick is all the master knows. He had practiced this move countless times in front of the mirror before perfecting it. Every expression was so convincing that it could pass for the real thing. Ordinary people couldn’t see through it; those who could were not ordinary people, but evil spirits.
After chanting some incantations, the master flicked the duster in his hand and pointed it at the empty bottle. “Go in!”
Only air went in, only loneliness went in. Du Qingyang reached out to support her forehead and couldn’t help but laugh.
“Finally, I’ve captured the evil spirit again.” The master sighed and pretended to be very tired.
That’s it? It’s over? How boring. Du Qingyang hadn’t enjoyed watching enough yet.
Sun Zi and Wu Feng took a few steps back, away from the empty bottle. Although they had seen this scene twice, they were still very nervous.
The master stood in place, holding the duster in one hand and the empty bottle in the other, feeling very much like a king. So, he stood there quietly for a while longer, not rushing to light the empty bottle on fire.
Feeling bored, Du Qingyang thought of something fun. So, she picked up a pen and walked behind the master. She stretched out the pen and poked the arm holding the empty bottle.
The pen was small, and it poked from behind, so no one noticed this pen that appeared out of nowhere.
Who touched him? The master turned his face in confusion. At this time, Du Qingyang had already retracted the pen. The master saw nothing; there was no one behind him.
It must be an illusion. The master didn’t care and turned back around.
As soon as the master turned back, Du Qingyang stretched out the pen again and poked his arm three times.
As soon as the master turned his face, he saw nothing again.
“Master, what’s wrong?” Sun Zi was also puzzled. What was the master looking at as he turned around and around? There was no one behind him.
The master didn’t respond, his eyes looking at the empty bottle in his hand, his back feeling cold, and cold sweat breaking out. Could it be that an evil spirit really entered the bottle? Was the evil spirit struggling in the bottle? Was his arm sensing it?
The master almost dropped the bottle on the ground.
“Light the fire quickly, immediately! Hurry!” the master shouted loudly, his voice trembling a little.
Sun Zi and Wu Feng didn’t know what was happening, so they just did as they were told. An evil spirit that could make the master nervous must be very evil, so the two of them couldn’t help but become nervous as well.
Only Du Qingyang was laughing heartily in the dimension.
As soon as a fire was lit in the basin, the master immediately threw the empty bottle into it. Before long, it was burned to ashes.
The master breathed a sigh of relief.
Du Qingyang felt that she should do something to add some atmosphere to this ritual. So, while everyone’s attention was still on the fire, she went to open the door and casually pushed over a vase near the door.
When doing these things, Du Qingyang’s body was in the dimension, only stretching out a hand. When finished, she retracted her hand. It was done in one go, and no one noticed.
With a “clang—” sound, the vase fell to the ground, and the pieces were scattered all over.
Everyone was shocked and looked around. How did the door open automatically? And the vase fell on its own?
It was a hot day, and there was no wind blowing outside, but everyone felt a cold breeze, and the atmosphere became very strange.
“Clang—” Another sound came from behind everyone.
Everyone turned around and saw that a mirror in the living room was broken, as if someone had smashed it. Clearly, there were only a few of them in the house; there was no one else.
Du Qingyang stretched out a wooden stick from the dimension and smashed the mirror.
“Master, this…” Sun Zi panicked. Wu Feng was hiding entirely behind Sun Zi, shivering. The black faces of the two bodyguards also turned white, scared pale. This trick could quickly whiten the skin, turning black faces into white faces.
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The master was also barely able to protect himself, trembling. However, he was a professional swindler, having swindled for decades, so of course he couldn’t give up halfway. So, he gritted his teeth and pretended to be calm, saying, “It’s okay, the fire is still burning. When it goes out naturally, things will be calm.”
The master’s words made everyone breathe a little easier. Right now, the master was their lifeline, so of course they believed him.
Du Qingyang glanced at the fire. There were only a few sparks left in the basin; it was about to go out. Okay, then she would wait for it to go out before taking action.
After the mirror broke, there was no other movement. Everyone’s eyes also shifted to the fire. The fire was about to go out; everything would be over, right?
The master reached out and wiped a handful of sweat. Fortunately, there was no movement. He should leave quickly; this place was too evil, and his silver tongue couldn’t suppress it.
“It’s okay, I…”
The master had just wanted to say that it was okay and he would leave first. Before he could finish speaking, he heard the sound of rushing water coming from the kitchen.
Everyone walked into the kitchen in confusion, only to see that the faucet in the kitchen had been turned on, and water was flowing out.
How could the faucet suddenly be turned on? No one had entered the kitchen. Everyone’s faces turned bad again.
Of course, it was Du Qingyang who came in and turned it on.
“It’s okay, just forgot to turn it off.” The master quickly turned off the faucet. “I’ll go first…”
The master still didn’t have a chance to say the words he was preparing to say to leave. Because, there was another loud noise from the living room.
Expert, grandma, couldn’t you wait for me to leave before causing trouble? The master wanted to cry but had no tears. This swindle was the most difficult one in his swindling career.
Everyone returned to the living room and saw the scene before them, almost kneeling down in fright.
The altar where the master was performing the ritual, the table covered with a yellow cloth, had been smashed!
Just now, when everyone was in the kitchen, Du Qingyang swung a wooden stick. The table was of good quality and quite sturdy, so it wasn’t smashed to pieces, but it was smashed with a hole, and the yellow cloth was even more of a mess.
The fire in the fire was already extinguished, so why wasn’t it calm yet?
“Ah—” A scream came from behind Wu Feng.
After a moment, everyone came back to their senses and discovered that the person screaming was actually the master himself!
“Those with grievances have heads, those with debts have owners. It’s not that I wanted to harm you, don’t come looking for me.” The master put his hands together and said a sentence, then ran out like a madman.
The master was actually scared away? Before leaving, he even explained to the air that it wasn’t his fault!
“Master, come back! I’ll give you more money!” Sun Zi shouted loudly, but received no response. This was the first time he realized that money wasn’t everything.
Master’s inner thoughts: The altar for performing the ritual has been smashed, and you still don’t run? Do you want money or your life? Although this altar is just a display, it has no effect.
Unexpectedly, the first person to run away was the master who claimed to specialize in treating experts. Wu Feng instantly felt that there was no hope in life, that he couldn’t be saved, and collapsed to the ground.
Looking at Sun Zi again, this guy was actually crying from fear.
Hahaha… Du Qingyang laughed heartily, and her magical laughter spread throughout the dimension.
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