Ch 109: To hell with being a child!
Reduce Internal Heat?
Zheng Xiao and Lu Li looked over at the same time.
Their eyes held the same question.
This kid needs to reduce internal heat?
Zheng Xiao sized up Jiang Zao, smiling with ill intent: “Not bad, baby, you move pretty fast, but you have to remember, you always have to maintain the initiative.”
Lu Li didn’t say anything; it seemed like he only brought a mouth for eating. A true rice bucket.
Jiang Zao knew Zheng Xiao too well; she understood the meaning behind her words with just a glance.
She wasn’t embarrassed at all.
The matter between a man and a woman, to put it bluntly, is just that. From a biological perspective, it’s just a process of reproduction.
Anyway, she hadn’t experienced it in either of her two lives, and she wasn’t interested in that kind of thing for the time being.
“Don’t talk nonsense, there’s a child here.” Jiang Zao said with feigned annoyance.
Fu Yanci immediately looked over: “Wife, I’m not a child anymore, I’m a Big Baby.”
After speaking, he explained to Zheng Xiao and Lu Li: “Wife is doing it for my health, that’s why she often lets me reduce internal heat.”
“Oh… often…” Zheng Xiao’s smile became even more mischievous.
She beckoned to Fu Yanci: “Actually, Sister Xiao also knows a more effective way to reduce internal heat, would you like to learn?”
“Zheng Xiao!”
Jiang Zao quickly pulled back Fu Yanci, who was ‘listening attentively’, “A-Ci, we’re not learning this, it’s not suitable for children.”
Fu Yanci leaned into Jiang Zao’s arms.
Blatantly taking liberties.
Yet no one suspected anything.
“Okay, A-Ci will listen to Wife.” He said obediently.
He even ‘condemned’ Zheng Xiao: “Sister Xiao is bad, teaching A-Ci bad things.”
“Hahahaha…” Zheng Xiao was laughing so hard she almost fell, but Lu Li seemed to have eyes on the side of his head, and reached out to steady her.
That one hand seemed to have a thousand pounds of strength, keeping Zheng Xiao steady.
“Wow, Brother Lu Li is so awesome!” Fu Yanci clapped his hands, “Sister Xiao and Brother Lu Li are also a good match, just a little bit less than me and Wife.”
Zheng Xiao raised her hand and ruffled Fu Yanci’s hair without any politeness.
“Don’t talk nonsense, kid, you and my baby are a couple, Lu Li and I just have a working relationship, how can it be the same?”
Fu Yanci wasn’t so easily fooled.
Being a man himself.
Lu Li’s subconscious reaction couldn’t fool anyone.
These two were definitely more than just a working relationship.
It was good that Zheng Xiao had a partner, saving her from bothering his wife all the time.
By the end of the meal, Zheng Xiao was already tipsy.
Lu Li didn’t dare to drink a drop; he still had to be responsible for taking Zheng Xiao home.
The date itinerary was arranged by Fu Yanci.
Neither the former Fu Yanci, nor the Fu Yanci who only had the mind of a child after the accident, had any dating experience.
So the process was based on what he found online, and the must-do activity after dinner was watching a movie.
But Zheng Xiao was too eye-catching.
There was no way around it, Jiang Zao directly used Money Power to book the entire theater.
Zheng Xiao hugged Jiang Zao and kissed her face wildly, “My baby is so cool!”
Fu Yanci almost couldn’t hold back his anger, and quickly pulled his wife back, watching Zheng Xiao like she was a thief.
“You should kiss Brother Lu Li.”
Fu Yanci just said it casually, but he didn’t expect Zheng Xiao to actually do it.
“Well, you’re right, kid.”
Turning her head, Zheng Xiao hooked Lu Li’s neck and kissed him on the lips.
Zheng Xiao liked to fight when she was drunk, and she also liked to kiss people. Lu Li had experienced both of these things last time.
There was a downside to booking the entire theater, which was that when a scene unsuitable for children appeared in the movie, the atmosphere would suddenly become very awkward and ambiguous.
Just like now.
The male and female leads were kissing passionately.
Clothes and pants were scattered everywhere.
Fu Yanci’s eyes even showed a hint of envy as he watched the screen.
However, what he envied even more was that, not far away, Zheng Xiao had already pinned Lu Li down and started kissing him.
She also threw her coat aside.
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Actually… he also wanted to.
But before he could turn his head to look at Jiang Zao, a hand covered his eyes.
Jiang Zao’s gentle and lingering voice was in his ear: “Children can’t watch these things.”
To hell with being a child!
Fu Yanci changed his sitting position, concealing the changes in his body.
When he blinked, his eyelashes brushed against Jiang Zao’s palm twice.
Just those two brushes seemed to scratch Jiang Zao’s heart.
Itchy.
Tingly.
Numb.
It was very strange.
She felt a little hot and wanted to ask the staff to adjust the air conditioning.
Turning her head and seeing Zheng Xiao already unbuckling Lu Li’s belt, she thought about it and decided against it.
It seemed that someone was hotter than her.
Lu Li didn’t have the habit of doing this kind of thing in public. No matter how much he reasoned with Zheng Xiao, she wouldn’t listen, and finally his tone became a little heavier.
“Zheng Xiao!”
This sound was louder than the moaning of the male and female leads in the movie.
Zheng Xiao’s movements finally stopped.
Getting off Lu Li, she pouted: “Boring.”
Turning around, she just left like that.
Of course, she didn’t forget to say goodbye to Jiang Zao.
Lu Li was completely dumbfounded.
He wasn’t a naive young man. It was impossible for him not to react after being pinned down and kissed like that, but if he chased after her now, he would definitely be seen.
Fu Yanci was wickedly mischievous, blinking his ‘innocent’ big eyes, and said: “Brother Lu Li, Sister Xiao is angry, you should go after her, she drank alcohol, she can’t drive.”
There was no way around it, Lu Li had to quickly tidy himself up, pick up Zheng Xiao’s coat from the ground, and chase after her.
Outside the movie theater, Zheng Xiao had already opened the car door and was about to get into the driver’s seat, but suddenly someone grabbed her wrist.
Turning her head, it was Lu Li, panting.
The coat in his hand was draped over her shoulders.
He said: “It’s cold outside.”
Then he pulled her towards the passenger seat.
Zheng Xiao’s stubborn temper flared up, and she shook him off with force: “I didn’t call a Designated Driver today.”
The second meeting between the two was because of a Designated Driver.
It was also because of that night that Lu Li became Zheng Xiao’s assistant.
She turned to go back to the driver’s seat, but Lu Li went straight up and carried her, forcing her into the passenger seat and fastening her seat belt.
“You don’t need to call a Designated Driver, as long as you need it in this lifetime, I will always be your exclusive Designated Driver.”
He rarely said such sexy words, but when he got into the driver’s seat, he found that Zheng Xiao was already asleep.
As for whether she heard the words just now, no one knew.
Lu Li was slightly stunned, then smiled self-deprecatingly.
What was he thinking?
He was just a poor boy, and she was a rich heiress, and a top Diva. What was he fantasizing about?
The car slowly drove away from the theater.
Half an hour later, the topic of #ZhengXiaoMeetingWithAMysteriousMan# was trending on Hot Search.
In the dead of night, it was time for the haters to stay up late and type on their keyboards.
ใIsn’t this normal? Which night doesn’t my Zheng Xiao bring a… wait, this tag is wrong, Mysterious Man? Didn’t Zheng Xiao come out of the closet?ใ
ใDamn! I thought it was some big news! After digging deeper, it turned out to be her assistant Lu Li.ใ
ใSeriously, Lu Li’s looks and figure are a waste as an assistant, he’s more than qualified to debut.ใ
ใAhhhhh, that part where he carried her was so manly, let me ship them first.ใ
I’m not feeling well today, it’s too painful, I’ll update one chapter first, I’ll make it up tomorrow, good night, babies.
