First day in the apocalypse Found a diary. Good, I'll start writing a diary from today. Second day in the apocalypse Found bread and mineral water. Good, I won't starve to death. Third day in the apocalypse I have a dog, a machine one. Its eyes glow, no more fumbling in the dark at night. Fourth day The doggy is too cold, can't warm up by holding it. What use are you? …… Day n of the apocalypse Found a box of mineral water. Taped it to the doggy's body to carry it away. So much less effort. Day n+1 of the apocalypse How is this doggy still working? Perpetual motion machine? …… Day m of the apocalypse Met a woman. She has a car, want to hitch a ride. Day m+1 of the apocalypse Got a ride, comfortable. …… Day z of the apocalypse Found a good car, traded it. This car is so comfortable, wife, I don't want to look for an oasis anymore.